i am not as cool as i think i am

an asexual biromantic queerio attempts to break eye contact with the void

[dufrau]

i dont think straight people should be allowed to do "enemies to lovers" i think if a man is your enemy you need to trust that you were correct the first time and slay him in battle

[filthyxangel-deactivated2021072]

[mooterus]

very funny to me when goalies are hot. like, they didn't have to do all that. the team was already willing to both die and kill for them. then you take off their big mask and they were secretly hot the whole time? unnecessary

[segamascott]

[godserene]

[64mpg]

those days where your entire train of thought is just “I CAN’T FUCKING DO THIS I CAN’T DO THIS I’M NOT GONNA MAKE IT PLEASE HELP ME” and whole time ur just like. sitting at your desk completely fine

[an-atlas-or-other]

Soccer players are the horses of sports. They run around in fields for hours on end. They stub their toe and they die. They fall and they die. They run into each other and

[segamascott]

bad news everyone i drove past a car and involuntarily rolled my eyes at how fast they had their windshield wipers going so your suspicions that people are judging you for that are true apparently

[themakeupbrush]

Massiel Taveras at the 2026 Cannes Film Festival

[twinkhole-destroyer]

the weather determines if I’m going to be evil

[oedipalrivalry]

being a team sports fan really is like oh what if you stanned the ship of theseus

[materialistses]

Anya Taylor-Joy celebrating her 30th birthday in archival Rodarte dress and shoes

[urie]

when someone commented on ksenia's selfie with "you cant be looking like this in toronto drake is going to dm you!!" and she replied with "i have him blocked baby dont worry" thats genuinely the funniest thing anyone on the entire cast of hr has ever said

[purecommemasolitude]

the cool thing about sports is that none of it is real except the blinding rage you experience while watching them

[aletheyass]

washing machine time to human time converter online

[kiefbowl]

the most important virtues for the young woman are as follows: time theft, selfishness, orgasms, irreverence to authority, sacrilegious behavior, a questioning mind, and eating regular meals.

[themakeupbrush]

Léanne Ansar at the 2026 Cannes Film Festival

[halles-comet]

my favorite thing about louis is he's a business major in a world of theater kids. everyone's playing psychological games with each other through theater and rock music and the fractured art of storytelling and he's like "but what are the margins on my vampire hotel"