TheShuffleSphere

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[quix5gg]

happy pride month especially to them

[severalowls]

fuck people who reblog posts which contradict each other. no! be explicitly clear

[satyriconmp3]

admire folks who reblog posts which contradict eachother. exactly! keep em guessing

[cognitohazardous]

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

[rainformation]

formative years? aren’t they all?

[absolutejamer]

show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse

[ereszdnekiperesztegi]

[oww666]

should be shown at every DMV when you get your licence

[gentlesmile2-deactivated2024070]

Always a reblog.

[roger-reblogs]

You learn the basics of this at least when you get forklift certified, but this video is a great demonstration!

[despazito]

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

[catasters]

[idratherhavefreedom]

[galahadwilder]

D&D character idea: Wizard, but Chidi Anagonye

[artsekey]

“Is it more ethical to cast fireball at these goblins (of which there are twelve) OR let the goblins kill my three companions?? If we consider the utilitarian view, I should let the goblins win, but if I consider contractualism I did agree to adventure with these people and should protect them. But is any violence truly just? Must we enact harm to further our goals???”

Meanwhile Eleanor’s killed them already and Chidi’s actually a bard who confuses people with his long tirades on hypothetical ethics (he’s SURE he’s a wizard)

[fluffyblue-multifandommess]

#the good place#crying#chidi has studied so much magic. he has an entire spellbook. he understands the THEORY down to the exact consistency of chalk he needs#he has never (on purpose) cast a single spell in his life#he has no idea he is casting Confusion and giving inspiration almost constantly#(also: I think the others are up for debate but Jason is 10 000% a wild magic sorcerer)#(I think my pulls for the others would Eleanor as a rogue#almost certainly multiclassing with something. maybe she’s a roguelock and Michael is unintentionally her patron 😂#tahani……. hear me out. tahani is a barbarian#tahani is a barbarian who is DESPERATELY PRETENDING she’s a sorcerer or a wizard#depending on which of those is more respectable in the setting#through a feat or a subclass or something she can do like two cantrips#and she buys crazy expensive magic items that let her cast spells through them#but at the end of the day it is her simmering rage that her natural talents have NEVER BEEN ENOUGH#that really fuel her#and she so BADLY wants to kick someone’s head in about it) tags via @thatgirlonstage

[thatgirlonstage]

it would be very funny if michael was a paladin but im too tired to take the thought all the way (via @fluffyblue-multifandommess)

No no come back because I love this. I left Michael and Janet off initially because I feel like at the beginning of the series they're more akin to magical creatures/NPCs than PCs with classes BUT if you're willing to get a little homebrew-y with me, I could imagine them as the sort of NPCs that get adopted into the party and then taken over by new players added to the campaign between S1 and S2 (or like, maybe midway through S2 for Michael). So they have a bit of a funky homebrew build where they maintain some of their earlier innate abilities but lose some others and in Michael's case shift alignment.

But here's the thing: if Michael is accidentally Eleanor's warlock patron, then Eleanor is—equally accidentally—Michael's paladin oath. Not so literally and directly as he's her patron, but she's the thing he believes in. She's the source of his certainty that something in the system needs fixing, because if Eleanor Shellstrop can consistently, repeatedly make the decision to become a better person, then just about anyone can. They build each other up and make each other stronger and that is ABSOLUTELY resonant with their dynamic in the show in really fun ways.

Janet is the hardest to pin down for me. Spiritually I think she's the party cleric but that doesn't really match mechanically. Maybe she's something like a multiclassed cleric/artificer.

[viralfrog]

[background-character-341]

For all its faults Tumblr has truly ruined all other social media for me because my friends all have Instagram and are all trying to get me on Instagram more but every time I open Instagram there are like fifteen things screaming for my attention and when I get over myself long enough to start scrolling it's like. Where is my chronological dash. Where is the following-only option. Who are these people. Why are there so many videos. Everyone is screaming at me. And then before I know it I'm thirty minutes into scrolling and I haven't seen a single thing that I actually care about. At least on Tumblr when I see stuff I don't care about I know someone I follow has found a new interest.

[geekysteven]

A common theme in science fiction is that if you're in space, don't trust a corporation. And Earth is in space

[calvinandhobbescomic]

[justadreaminghufflepuff]

This comic is genuinely how I remember which is which.

[oneefin]

number theory* diagram

[michaelrotonal]

these relationships are always increasing numbers as well. so obviously we need six eleven to mean somethimg

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

imagine if that's the date it finally happens

[the-punforgiven]

I'm just saying, if you're going to worldbuild magic being a "raw, primal force, akin to and interweaving with nature itself" you gotta explain to me why animals don't use it

[the-punforgiven]

I know the normal answer is "they just aren't smart enough for it" but idk I've seen enough media where a character uses a spell in a moment of brain-off panic ilI feel like animals could probably stumble into a spell or two like, accidentally

[the-punforgiven]

Also how funny would it be to see a completely normal regular bear cast magic missile outta nowhere

[the-punforgiven]

Also there is no way ravens wouldn't figure out spells, tbh

They're smart fuckin birds, I believe in them

Either through observing or just figuring shit out ravens could 100% learn how to cast spells I'm sure of it

[the-punforgiven]

Dogs can also cast Magic Missile but every time they do the projectile is shaped like a bone or a stick and they chase after it

[rathayibacter]

group of wizards who ask this in-universe, and after extensive study learn to their surprise that animals are casting spells all the time, just that their magic is so fundamental as to be unrecognizable to humans. turns out the only reason acorns grow on trees is because squirrels keep wishing for them.

[hungwy]

to ben quite franklin with you,

[orcboxer]

honestly "oracle that nobody believes" is such a solid trope. imagine trying to convince anybody in 2006 what the next two decades was gonna look like