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This is another level of beautiful ❤️

POV: You have been sent by the Adeptus Ministorum to help inspire the people of the Imperium! Who better than Ultramarines Second Company Champion? You've even acquired a signature from him! Funny how you never saw him sign anything though... 🤔

(Art by the amazing @meriamarie as always 🥰)

inkjie

soliloquy by an immortal cave painter.

pencil, ink, and ochre on paper

rinwyrm

@juminakata

dorkhellbside

cats love sleeping on or next to you and slowly bake you like an oven roast chicken

retch1ngnetch

Varro Tigurius scooped up by his chapter master after exhausting himself from prophesying.

pterribledinosaurdrawings

how it feels to message a friend who's having Problems that you can't do anything to help with.

sweepingstars

Sanguinius talks with his wings in the same way ppl talk with thair hands...

internetgreatesthits

8uggestionamplifie6

Drawing of an AU idea I had. Someway, somehow, Roboute gets his hands on bby!Fulgrim.

Was the order of primarchs found re-arranged? Was Fulgrim de-aged during the Great Crusade and Big E just handed him off to Robu (the only functional adult in the fam)?

Was Robu simply lucky to find Clonegrim in some abandoned warehouse before he fully developed? Did Trazyn decide to de-age Clonegrim and hand him to Robu as a gift (to curry favor and potentially ally w/the Imperium bc "the Tyranids are OTW!")?

Was Daemon Fulgrim redeemed (but cleansing him of Slaanesh's touch caused him to be de-aged)?

Who knows!

thespiritofcliffhangers

May write this now. I need this in my life

noriya-in-the-stars

Everyone jokes about Chuck Tingle actually being Chris Pine. I think this is incorrect.

While I don't actually want to know his real identity, because in my mind, his real identity IS CHUCK, I have assumed since Barbie came out that he is in fact Ryan Gosling.

I have little concrete evidence to back this up, and in fact, again, I do not want to know the truth. But this feels like a hilarious head canon I should mention at some point.

(I do have a list of real reasons based on things Doctor Tingle has said over time. But those are mine to marinade.)

drchucktingle

🤔

toweringclam

There's only one way to be sure.

Would you like to go to space?

drchucktingle

absolutely not

homunculus-argument

Tsundere this, yandere that. I'm a wandere. You took your eyes off me for two seconds and I've already fucked off. Saw something cool glint on the other side of the continent and I'm on my way to check it out.

sjax001

“I won't let you have your way”

A part of my commissioned work.The artist is 排草草.

No, things aren't what they seem😌This artwork is inspired by a fanfic. To prevent himself from being corrupted and controlled by Chaos, Guilliman stabbed himself with Emperor's sword.It hurt, but it was highly effective at driving out the power of Chaos from his body.

yardsards

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

fizzlepop-frog

“but I stay silly!”

sensiblereblogifposts

Reblog you stay silly

weaselle

on it boss

pretentiouslimericks

It feels like I’ve talked about this before, but to me the funniest version of Portal is if Chell is deaf.

Like, most of the major story beats, at least the ones that directly affect her, have a prominent visual component so she’s following along with the basics. But she has no idea who cave johnson is, or what wheatley was trying to explain to her, and she certainly wasn’t hurt by any of glados’ insults.

but the best part of this headcanon is imagining glados checking chell’s personnel file years down the line, noticing the word “deaf” for the first time, and just going “WHAT???”

emptyjunior

Glados learning sign language so Chell can hear at least one of her excellent monologues and Chell just closes her eyes

junebug-jamboree

wolfgangsdick

Came to the realization that in the early years that Horus spent as Emps only child, Alpharius was supposedly just there in the background watching the whole time. How heartbreaking must that have been to see the affection and praise his brother receives but know he'll never receive the same. Kept in the shadows as an incomplete half until Omegon is found, and then he can finally announce himself as a son of the Emperor.

I'd like to imagine a reality where Horus and Alpharius were training partners for a bit. Horus aware that Alpharius isn't a regular marine, but not that they're brothers. Feeling a slight connection yet not as strong as he knows it should be. While Alpharius pulls pranks on him and sometimes goes around dressed up as him to see what's its like receiving all of that attention.