I'm smiling. That alone should scare you.

ko-fi.com/GrumpyDragon

[dorkhellbside]

cats love sleeping on or next to you and slowly bake you like an oven roast chicken

[retch1ngnetch]

Varro Tigurius scooped up by his chapter master after exhausting himself from prophesying.

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

how it feels to message a friend who's having Problems that you can't do anything to help with.

[sweepingstars]

Sanguinius talks with his wings in the same way ppl talk with thair hands...

[internetgreatesthits]

[8uggestionamplifie6]

Drawing of an AU idea I had. Someway, somehow, Roboute gets his hands on bby!Fulgrim.

Was the order of primarchs found re-arranged? Was Fulgrim de-aged during the Great Crusade and Big E just handed him off to Robu (the only functional adult in the fam)?

Was Robu simply lucky to find Clonegrim in some abandoned warehouse before he fully developed? Did Trazyn decide to de-age Clonegrim and hand him to Robu as a gift (to curry favor and potentially ally w/the Imperium bc "the Tyranids are OTW!")?

Was Daemon Fulgrim redeemed (but cleansing him of Slaanesh's touch caused him to be de-aged)?

Who knows!

[thespiritofcliffhangers]

May write this now. I need this in my life

[noriya-in-the-stars]

Everyone jokes about Chuck Tingle actually being Chris Pine. I think this is incorrect.

While I don't actually want to know his real identity, because in my mind, his real identity IS CHUCK, I have assumed since Barbie came out that he is in fact Ryan Gosling.

I have little concrete evidence to back this up, and in fact, again, I do not want to know the truth. But this feels like a hilarious head canon I should mention at some point.

(I do have a list of real reasons based on things Doctor Tingle has said over time. But those are mine to marinade.)

[drchucktingle]

🤔

[toweringclam]

There's only one way to be sure.

Would you like to go to space?

[drchucktingle]

absolutely not

[homunculus-argument]

Tsundere this, yandere that. I'm a wandere. You took your eyes off me for two seconds and I've already fucked off. Saw something cool glint on the other side of the continent and I'm on my way to check it out.

[sjax001]

“I won't let you have your way”

A part of my commissioned work.The artist is 排草草.

No, things aren't what they seem😌This artwork is inspired by a fanfic. To prevent himself from being corrupted and controlled by Chaos, Guilliman stabbed himself with Emperor's sword.It hurt, but it was highly effective at driving out the power of Chaos from his body.

[yardsards]

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

[fizzlepop-frog]

“but I stay silly!”

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog you stay silly

[weaselle]

on it boss

[pretentiouslimericks]

It feels like I’ve talked about this before, but to me the funniest version of Portal is if Chell is deaf.

Like, most of the major story beats, at least the ones that directly affect her, have a prominent visual component so she’s following along with the basics. But she has no idea who cave johnson is, or what wheatley was trying to explain to her, and she certainly wasn’t hurt by any of glados’ insults.

but the best part of this headcanon is imagining glados checking chell’s personnel file years down the line, noticing the word “deaf” for the first time, and just going “WHAT???”

[emptyjunior]

Glados learning sign language so Chell can hear at least one of her excellent monologues and Chell just closes her eyes

[junebug-jamboree]

[wolfgangsdick]

Came to the realization that in the early years that Horus spent as Emps only child, Alpharius was supposedly just there in the background watching the whole time. How heartbreaking must that have been to see the affection and praise his brother receives but know he'll never receive the same. Kept in the shadows as an incomplete half until Omegon is found, and then he can finally announce himself as a son of the Emperor.

I'd like to imagine a reality where Horus and Alpharius were training partners for a bit. Horus aware that Alpharius isn't a regular marine, but not that they're brothers. Feeling a slight connection yet not as strong as he knows it should be. While Alpharius pulls pranks on him and sometimes goes around dressed up as him to see what's its like receiving all of that attention.

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

FINE! I'll do it myself

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

Why did 12 people reblog this today??? IT IS ONLY AUGUST!!!

[darker-than-darkstorm]

According to this site, August 1 is the first day of Halloween.

[the-haiku-bot]

According to this

site, August 1 is the first

day of Halloween.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[chemos-factories]

hi didyou guys know that according to this animation

^this animation

space marines have an armour port at the small of their backs?

i thought that was interesting

[thespiritofcliffhangers]

What about the one you can just barely see that just at the top of his cheeks? 👀 or are the small ones not proper ports?

@lazyarchivist

[robertfagden]

lets all horrifically torture our favorite characters together Forever

[thespiritofcliffhangers]

@lazyarchivist

[emps-with-a-steel-chair]

Big E's perpetual buddy who's also a pain in the ass:

PB: Hey man, how are your other kids doing?

Primarchs *confused*: What other kids?

*cue a large glare from the Neoth*

PB: I'm in danger, aren't I?

[bookandyarndragonwritesdark]

@emps-with-a-steel-chair

Raise you perpetual buddy is a lady perpetual

LPB: Neoth, how are our decendents? You and Erda have any kids this century?

Primarchs *confused*: you and Father had kids?

*Neoth glowering and making no talkie signs behing his sons back.*

LPB, chosing violence: Twenty times over about a dozen millenia. Inspite of both off our best efforts. The last time it was twins. You'd think with two biomancers... but no.

*Lorgar has religious hysterics in numerology*

*Alpharius mutters curses in the vents while Omegion maintains a straight face in the meeting*

Mal, recognizing the implications of the numerology: Fuck! Damnit old friend!

[boybeetles]

You know technology literacy is dying because I saw this meme with 76k likes

F11 the full screen button? You’re scared of the full screen button? F10?? It opens the menu bar???

[boybeetles]

Computers are so scary what if I accidentally hit F12 in a steam game and it takes a screenshot. What if I press shift + F12 while in word and accidentally save my document 😖

[yetanothergreyjedi]

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

If you had to learn what the F keys on your computer do through me reblogging this post, then I'm glad you did. Computer literacy is not a skill that gets taught anymore, and it is absolutely one that needs to be taught in order to be learned. Don't ever feel bad for not knowing something, but ☝️ don't ever stop learning learning about your environment, the tools you use, and especially the people around you

[headspace-hotel]

Never stop learning+ Never stop sharing what you learned