Stuff... And Things

Old af (25), I was on the down with cis bus Trans femme, she/her, don't be an ass

[officialyoda-deactivated2024050]

this man asked if its okay to buy an engagement ring with a skull on it and antoni went through every stage of grief in the background within about four seconds

x

[officialyoda-deactivated2024050]

acceptance

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

questions to torture stuck-up business majors with on a date

• "why can't we just print more money?"

• "inflation? isn't that like, a kink?"

• "why do they call it the FREE market when you have to pay for stuff?"

feel free to add on

[thyrell]

i asked a guy what the difference between stocks and bitcoin is today and he had to go to a different room to calm down

[ollis-beard]

He probably just left the room to look up what the difference is

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you think about it, Bongs unite all four elements: Earth, Water, Wind, and Fire

[systlin]

Another tidbit of Mando lore;

Mandalorians quickly figured out that Jedi mostly view blaster fire as “fun lightsaber practice”.

During the Mando-Jedi wars, they dealt with this in characteristically practical fashion; they used slugthrowers (aka ordinary firearms) instead, because if a Jedi tries to deflect a regular bullet, what happens is “A bunch of bullet shrapnel to the Jedi’s face.”

[systlin]

Jedi or sith; deflects blaster fire

Mando’ade, racking a shotgun; deflect this you wizard bitch

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

everyone: you can’t beat the jedi. they’ll just deflect your blasters

the mandalorians:

[tjdruid]

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

[rootbeergoddess]

Gonzo what the fuck?

[beinggayisreallyexpensive]

Gonzo interrogating RuPaul over his Wyoming fracking empire

[books-in-order]

Sampson is a service dog for a researcher who works in a lab. He has his own lab coat and safety goggles

[obeekris]

He’s practicing lab safety

[shmreduplication]

He has little booties!!!!!!

[tanoraqui]

this is the most Pokemon Professor-looking person I’ve ever seen in real life

[wisdomsavingthrow]

d&d character concept

[kubo]

having a tumblr blog with more than 500 followers deserves to be in the dsm-6

[impaled]

The dick sucking manual 6?

[kubo]

ok this is actually the funniest reply to this post

[sunfortune]

destiel canon apparently but more pressing issue: 

why is this edited and acted SO weird. like they both shot their scenes separately lmfao

[limerentlink]

#ive never seen someone look so visibly homophobic; im losing my mind

[blutterlie]

the notes on this post are GOLD

[blutterlie]

I’m DYING

[mylordshesacactus]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[pochowek]

Wish i was drunk at a party explaining mgs to someone

[pochowek]

no go on

[chickenfarmersan]

[cha0s-aint-me]

[metoo-3]

Maybe I’m tired but i literally laughed myself to tears.

[pariztexas-deactivated20210721]

Mad Max: Fury Road (2015) dir. George Miller

[apardonablemonomania-deactivate]

[randobambo]

[dedededededededededededededenne]

I hate that you photoshopped out the right arm of the dog to enhance the realism

[onlytwitterpics]

[shrapnelthots]

My first reaction was: wtf, of course everyone does! Except:

[fandomsandbacon]

[thegmsighs]

when the monk rolls high

And when they roll low

[thoughtsoncelluloid]

Parks & Rec, Pretty Little Liars and the Fast & Furious films all exist in the same universe

[itsverybeautifulover-there]

And SCANDAL WTF

[thoughtsoncelluloid]

Oh jeez, SCANDAL….

….and BATTLESHIP too, apparently. It’s a goddamn conspiracy 

[thoughtsoncelluloid]

Oh god. He’s on REVENGE too. How deep does this rabbit-hole go….

[thoughtsoncelluloid]

Oh my god. DEXTER.

[thoughtsoncelluloid]

THE ACTUAL NEWS

[hijinksensue]

I read an interview with this guy (who is a real news anchor), and he said he told his acting agent that he is ONLY interested in parts where he plays a new anchor. This is no coincidence. This is by design. 

[fieldbears]

what is his plan

[motleyfolk]

[nerdlingwrites]

Well, this looks Deeply Cursed™

[patrickdiomedes]

I have a feeling that your worries aren't all the faeries would take away

[tflatte]

well, it’s not wrong. once the fairies take you you stop worrying about what you used to worry about. granted, you start worrying about the fact that you’ve just been turned into a deer and are being chased by the wild hunt, but you know. not technically a lie.

[lakidaa]

honestly at this point just fucking do it. 

[digitaldiscipline]