Dragon mommy?!
Art by JasminDarnell
i don't do bad sauce passes

Love Begins
Monterey Bay Aquarium
One Nice Bug Per Day
KIROKAZE

blake kathryn

#extradirty

No title available

roma★
sheepfilms
d e v o n

No title available
Keni

Kiana Khansmith

oozey mess
occasionally subtle

tannertan36
No title available

No title available
Xuebing Du
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from France
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from Uruguay
seen from United Arab Emirates

seen from Türkiye

seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from Japan

seen from Malaysia
seen from Germany
seen from Argentina
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Italy
seen from Türkiye

seen from France

seen from United States
@thewatsonator
Dragon mommy?!
Art by JasminDarnell
HANK! PORN’S STILL BANNED ON TUMBLR! THEY HAVEN’T CHANGED THE RULES, HANK! DON’T POST TITS! HAAAAAAAAANK!
Hi Jessie i just wanted to say hi and tell you how much i miss you... And to thank you for being my friend in highschool for the month i was there. For meeting up with me at con. For being my Papa France to my Matthew for answering that phone call when i really needed to talk to someone really bad.. You took like an hr and a haf call just to talk to me and tell me how things where gunna be good... Thanks for that..
Its 2020 and i have our group pictures of when we dressed all in hetalia up to go see scott pilgrim the awhole group!.... I catch glimpes of things i KNow you would LOVE omg man Hamilton o h my god Jessie you woulda BLASSSTED that musical. I got into le mis after you left us and i it was great!. Idk i havent visited you in a few years since i moved out where im at but every year i light a candle for you... You woulda been shocked to see what these years have led us.. Sometimes im glad you dont have to go through the stress of it all but damn Jessie i miss the crap out of you...
Your accordian... You just jamming out i remember jafax you in ur zone playing and you were dressed up as France Hah! How fucking perfect i love you so much my friend and you are always with me... Sometimes i i wish you still.. Where with us but i cant change the past... It iiiissss whaaaat it isssss... Haaaa...ahah... Damn jessie
So much has happend...
So so much.. Sometimes i do forget about it..that it happened.. I guess .. But never about you.
Idk what else to write i have more but im just posting into the void to tell you i miss you.. Needed to get it out...
Love you miss you ❤
☁️ Animal Crossing Pocket Camp sky ☁️
Fun Fact, thats, more or less, something that wealthy people in China and Japan did, they were called “musical floorboards.” Designed to squeak when stood upon. A person could make noise all the way down a corridor.
The residents and servants knew which floorboards made a sound and avoided them. But a burglar, or assassin didn’t. If you heard the creaking of floorboards, you knew danger was coming.
Even better, despite what movies may show, a lot of the old west was founded by Chinese immigrants, so there could have been carpenters around who knew how to make the musical floorboards!
They were also called Nightingale Floors, and looking up to make sure I had the right term, I found they were super clever! They were more than just ill-fit boards or whatever makes floors creak normally, they actually used little metal bars under the boards placed into small holes in the boards to cause the creak.
The best things on the internet are when someone makes a joke and then Miss Frizzle rolls up for an educational adventure.
I want one that rickrolls you
I like how everybody is paired off haha
#this looks more like an awkward sixth grade slow dance than it does hockey
I FINALLY FOUND OUT WHY THIS HAPPENS. You see this all the time when there’s a fight or a scrum and suddenly everyone pairs up with a member of the opposite team and they just sort of …hold each other.
Someone on reddit asked about it. And it turns out there’s a logical-ish reason:
all of the other players pair off with their man to prevent anyone else entering into the fight … so it’s a form of self policing.
[…] The players basically want to prevent 2 on 1, etc. fights and by finding a “hugging” partner so there’s no ganging up on one guy, even on accident. They do it because it’s fair. And it’s kind of cute sometimes.
so now we know! it’s fair…and cute.
Aw best part is no ones left out at this dance
#hockey hugs #more or less #:)))))))) #where’s that one of Karlsson and Mike Green #that one’s priceless
=DDD
NHL: You need to prevent other player’s from joining in the fight, make sure to hold them back
Hockey players, hugging: Got it.
As a hockey player, this is my favorite post of all time.
why the FUCK does squidward have fingers
ALRIGHT. LISTEN UP.
So recently, I got calls from the phone number, (937) 353-8319. They claim to be a job service, and one of their “employees”, Carrigan, is friends with whoever the call recipient is, and that Carrigan has recommended you for this $15.00/h “job”. I also got a text message from (937) 607-1493, claiming to be Carrigan, and that they need stuff to “win a scholarship”. I do not know anyone by the name of Carrigan and I know very well that this is a very dangerous scam. If you receive a call from a number, and they ask you if you would like a job for $15.00/h, HANG UP IMMEDIATELY. If you accept the “job” offer, and you go in for an interview, they will give you a drugged bottle of water and you will wake up somewhere you don’t want to be. These phone calls & texts are from a human trafficking service, and if you oblige to them, you will be sold to people and you will be raped, no doubt about it. So PLEASE PLEASE DO NOT ANSWER THESE CALLS OR TEXTS. I have listened to the voicemails, and allowed my dad to do the same, and he learned that anyone offering a $15.00/h “job” is a human trafficker. PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST THIS ALL OVER TUMBLR
Okay, I am reblogging this because it is relevant again. I got another call from a 353 number. Not the exact same number, but I know that it is a trafficker because it’s 353 just like the last one. I also want this to signal boost so PLEASE REBLOG THIS.
Why are people deleting the captions though I had to search for what the pictures meant don’t do that
a side note, because theyre very popular around the DMV, If you ever see a sign with something akin to ‘free debt erasure’ ‘15/h job’ etc and ONLY A PHONE NUMBER, ignore it. tear it down if you can, because those are well known scams and sex-trafficking baits.do not, by any means, call or respond to these messages. do not let your friends do it. do not.
THIS IS IMPORTANT AF THANK Y’ALL HOLY SHIT
Oklahoma is one of the worst states as far as human trafficking, so thank y’all so fucking much. That’s literally my life and the lives of everyone I know that y’all just saved. Thank you. Thank you thank you thank you
*FUCKING SPAMS REBLOG*
guys pls this needs more reblogs
NOT ENOUGH
dragon-noises
The fact that there’s no context is a shame, because it’s really good.
Hair Tutorial by Sutexii
Support the artist on Patreon!
So lately there’s been a lot of scary things happening in media (journalism is dying and there’s huge media layoffs, Amazon, Disney and Netflix are taking over everything, etc). I want everyone to remember how truly amazing and unique AO3 is and the sheer amount of organization and work it takes for it to be independent - many of you on here are young and may not know how much it changed being a fan. Read your history.
[Imagining petty arguments between married Hannibal & Will is the ONLY thing that’s keeping me going until Season Four.] #murderhusbands
admit it, we’ve all fantasised about slow-dancing in the kitchen barefoot in our pyjamas at 2am in the arms of someone we love while old romantic jazz songs play softly on the radio
mads: so what kind of film is this agent: oh idk there are some kungfu ish scene mads: sign me the fuck up
I knew it. Prissy cannibal didn’t want to soil his three-piece suit (x).
This is honestly so funny to me because Hannibal does so much hard labor all the time??? Man’s out there murdering people, carefully butchering their bodies, and cleaning up all evidence day in and day out. He cooks ridiculously complicated meals from scratch and has a HAND CRANK meat grinder!!! He’s not afraid of hard work at all!!!
But the minute it’s to help someone else instead of just being for fun he’s like “lol nope”. I mean he seems to get a genuine kick out of being as unhelpful as possible tbh
Quick thought/observation: In most of the hard labor examples you described, there usually isn’t anyone else around, other than an occasional soon-to-be-dead person. Even in cooking, we only ever see him performing for an audience once the strenuous physical prep work is already completed.
Unformulated hypothesis: Maybe he doesn’t mind hard labor, he just doesn’t like looking gross or sweaty in front of anyone else.
Absolutely!! And I think there’s an element of performance to it, as well? The image he presents to the world is not the kind of man who’s particularly inclined to hard work, and it serves Hannibal well that people underestimate his physical capabilities.
If everyone thinks of him as some useless rich guy who’s never washed a window in his life then they aren’t thinking about him as a potential serial killer, you know?
I’m thinking about that scene where he’s consulting in the lab at the BAU and he acts bumbling and clumsy… he works hard to make people underestimate his physical capabilities, bc if they thought to hard about that they might wonder why someone like him would be so physically capable