loser

what a mess what a misery we’ve made, of love and other simple things

[doggosource]

Everyone thinks they have the best dog and nobody is wrong 

[hand]

Me forcing myself to save money and cook instead of eating out

[parakeet]

ever notice that the mean voice in ur head that insults u is awful confident for something thats literally never done anything in its life except be mean to you… like… one of us is pathetic and its not me buddy… get a hobby… yikes

[vibinwitch]

self care is roasting the mean voice in your head

[sociallychallengednerd]

why do people say chicken as a term for coward? Have you ever meet a chicken? Cause those things will fuck you up man

[cuteskiddo]

[the-bluespirit]

[radiolightning]

In case anyone is having a bad night:

Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found

Here are some fun sites

Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics

Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli

Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies

*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*

You’ll be okay, friend <3

[meanwolfs-remade-deactivated201]

i will reblog this everytime it shows up because any of my followers could have a bad night right now

[here-be-fangirls]

important collection of incredibly Powerful Lorde lines:

“I’m little but I’m coming for the crown”

“I care for myself the way I used to care about you” 

“Pretty girls don’t know the things that I know”

important collection of Weirdly Specific Lorde lines:

“you buy me orange juice/we’re getting good at this”

“she thinks you love the beach, you’re such a damn liar”

important collection of Lorde lines that give me chills:

“If being afraid is a crime we hang side by side”

“please could you be tender” 

“ I’m a liability/get you wild make you leave/I’m a little much for everyone” 

“God I wish I’d believed you when you told me this was my home”

“Jack and Jill get fucked up and possessive when it gets dark”

[sophiescarlet]

The iconic I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter scene from The Vicar of Dibley, a.k.a. probably my favorite scene from any sitcom ever.

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[skygenders]

I mean what the fuck is up with conservatives attacking Emma Gonzalez for her hair. I’m so sorry this school shooting survivor isn’t conforming to gender roles.

[skygenders]

“I can excuse school shootings but I draw the line at bald girls”

[skygenders]

[byjove]

Please watch this video if your sad.

(No kitties were hurt.)

[roo-tee-ah-deactivated20160720]

“you’re probably two days old”,

[scarlet-vision]

“this is the flower crown I wear when shit’s about to get deep”

[jonut2]

i love this

[sunlitallegory-deactivated20171]

“Alright I got my flower crown on. This is the flower crown I wear when shit’s about to get deep, shits about to get fucking deep in here. I heard you were sad so I decided that I needed to come and rescue you, like some sort of like, prince. Okay, here we go. I’m gonna cheer you up. Here you go! (Small meow, another meow.) Here. Here we go (meow meow), here. Two days old, right? (mew mew mew mew mew) Two days old.. two days old, already cute as hell, has lots of potential. I’m gonna return it right there. And you? You’re a lot like that kitten, whoever you are. You have lots of potential, you’re probably two days old, aaand you’re very cute.”

[nimthecat]

Actually making me cry. Thank you to the op and everyone who reblogged.

[i-m-snek]

This is the one video I can watch that will cheer me up no matter what

[dreams-of-headcanons]

“You’re probably two days old.” 😂

This is too cute💜

[thomaholland]

cheryl blossom, a certified lesbian™  

[tatmasmile-blog]

Enjoy in moderation

[averagefairy]

honestly you know why people centuries ago were so extra in the way they spoke and so dramatic it’s because they were listening to classical music. go turn on some johann sebastian bach and tell me you don’t suddenly feel like composing a hand written love letter to your dearest annabelle and using the word melancholy

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

Had a dream that McDonald’s had a big ad campaign that just said “WE HAVE IT” in black cryptic writing. So I went to a drive thru and said “I saw the sign. Can I have it” and the speaker was silent for a solid ten seconds before saying “do you think you’re ready” in my voice and I screamed and drove away

[racingbarakarts]

[softcngel-deactivated20181109]

@ everyone reading this: i hope with all my heart that you heal from whatever is causing you pain right now

[florencegf]

Is She Gay or Just an Art Student: A Closer Look at the Lesbian Aesthetic