[tesray]

[theottergod]

[epileptiform]

if you see hardware on yhe ground like a washer or a hex nut you have to pick it up because it’s lonely and scared. if you see any metal on the ground you have to pick it up because it’s alone and scared and lonely.

[epileptiform]

they are deserving of love

[thewebsurfingscientist]

[things-that-are-not-true]

i ate a sentinel berry and became watchful

[pmamtraveller]

Fish-shaped interlocking paving stones.

[orpheuslament]

i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)

[astrodael]

[afairyheart]

Royal Society reveals best nature pictures of the year

Photo taken by biologist Bert Willaert

[dykerikki]

crawls out of my hole that resembles the grave but isnt. #myholethatresemblesthegravebutisnt

[grox]

no one wants to fuck you because you’re mean and strange

So?

[grox]

Wait hold up this is awesome. So not because I'm ugly?

[acid-aholic]

remember that guy that had a single auditory hallucination that told him he had a brain tumor and the exact location and then he went to the doctor and it was fucking right

[penglue]

[cuppydogshane]

podracer Sebulba notably absent from swift-kelce wedding attendees............

[t00thpasteface]

me before i get my paycheck: i'm so excited to spend this on essentials and save the rest wisely

me as soon as that direct deposit hits: you know i've always wanted to learn the theremin

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Hazy nostalgic flashback montage but instead of a dead wife it’s a defunct kebab shop

[kosmogrl]

the thing is, it’s never too late for anyone to start over except me. I’m doomed and it’s over for me

[nora-barnacle]

[nutloaf]

[elucubrare]

i wish my brain were not full of gludge. i would like to be using it & because of the gludge i cannot do that.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

this is how all high protein dessert vids look to me