WickedLorch

Just a vent blog.

[spiderandmosquito]

okay, I need to say this

I don't want my blog to be a drama channel, I talk about what I want, when I want. I may post about CD-Call because I want to but this is not a critical blog. With that said:

Why, is like 7 out of every 10 "lily orchard" or "lily orchard critical" tagged post about... someone else? Like multiple someone else's?

Lilian Orchard is an absolute monster who has been accused of the worst things you can imagine while also being a hilarious person worth pointing and laughing. She's an abuser, utterly incompetent at the self-made career she holds over everyone in the world, and has every ism there is.

But you all would rather talk about how Ant threw pennies at her to embarrass her in front of her fans.

You'd rather talk about Sai being mischievous and somewhat uncouth.

You'd rather forget Crim exists.

What are you actually trying to accomplish here?

As for me, I don't give a single decimal point of an iota not one atom sized smidgen for any of this bad optics nonsense. I am so sick of people turning flawed, fallible human beings like anyone else into a bulletpoint list of their most unattractive characteristics, at least half of it is lies anyway.

It's bad enough people keep saying, "who cares about her media takes, she raped her sister", you all suddenly seemed really willing to just ignore all that... and then hold this load of nothing to the same weight as that. Yeah, I said it. You blokes are more mad at a goddamn superchat than the damned rapist. You know she pedojacketed him? Like, recently. I've only seen one post covering it. Because again, his superchat was apparently just as bad as her straight libel!

Fuck.

That.

But I did receive hope to find I wasn't the first to make this post today.

Hopefully more come up after me because this:

This isn't helping anyone. This is an idealogical dick measuring contest.

This is bad comedy.

[britts-galaxy-brain]

[rouxcritical]

I guess y'all wanna reblgo this ?

[thewickedlorchqueen]

Would it be fair to say that Lorch should be treated more than anything as an example of how not to raise your kids given that she thinks she can get away with anything she wants if she's sympathetic enough & doesn't believe in the cycle of abuse?

Damn going straight for the hard topics today.

Small disclaimer this is all coming from someone looking in and maker their opinion based on information other (Including Lorch and Courtney) have given. I am in no way a psychologist or anything of the like.

To be blunt yes, Lorchs parents seem like the type to hide there problems and secrets than to acknowledge that they failed to protect there kids. Especially if it's the eldest son, or a son in general that assaulted a stranger much less there own sibling.

Lorch seems like a second golden child/second scape goat (here me out) from the way she acts. From how she acts (Boo Hoo I'm not wrong ever) to being defensive when called out (probably because she and courtney were blamed for Cameron). Lorchs dad probably favored her over Courtney because she was his first child (and was a boy) but there mom favored her first son so Lorch was in a weird spot above Courtney but below Cameron. Be stubborn enough and people will cave.

So she wasn't punished for her bad actions, the same way Cameron never was. And she refused to believe in the cycle of abuse because then she'd have to acknowledge that shes just as bad as her abusers (The teacher and her brother. I don't condone what Courtney has done but I believe their claims.) Because that would require self ownership with anything.

I think if Lorchs parents had been actual parents and gotten their kids helped or actually parented them instead of waving it off (a hard truth in two many families) Lorch might not have been the asshole she is today

Thats just my take however.

[confused-rat]

[cdsillyposting]

Something about someone as racist as C.Diddy making black characters makes my skin crawl.

Now i am gonna take this and elaborate some info.

CD-Call is a lot like Andrew Dobson, she likes lesbians, a lot, now she is trans and a lesbian (although I swear at one point she said she was bi... but thats neither here nor there) so she'd say "of course i do" but at the end of the day she is a person who can only be progressive insofar as it supports her fetishes, she can go ahead and point to her um actually canadates for why no actually she likes the entire spectrum of human race gender sexuality etc but at the end of the day it rings hollow much like Andrew Dobsons own um actually since his was like 1:200 ratio of gay men to lesbian women. Much like Dobson, what fits into CD's worldview is an extremely fetishist world view and for a lack of a better term extremely "m'lady" way of looking at the world. (Incel.. kinda?)

It's simply not equal handed, and obviously, she can like what she likes, but her overreliance on tropey bullshit combined with her need to basically spin the blizzard wheel of minority traits to assign a character before eventually making the same copy pasted character over and over again in whatever phase currently finds her; be it start wars, trek, baldurs gate (cause its certainly isn't d&d) etc its the same character

Shows the added twist of "but shes an X minority trait(s) lesbian this time" shows a deep core urge for her to insert her need to in someway have a fetishize part of what would otherwise be a (bland) power fantasy.

Basically, CD-Call is a fetish-obsessed, fake progressive type of person

[that-one-kiddo-in-the-back]

Lily. CD. Predator of YouTube.

I'm gonna hold your hand when I say this. *Puts on gloves since I'd rather touch shit with my bare hands than her crusty hand.*

Fanfiction/one shots are not the same as writing a full ass book. Not to mention, no publisher would be willing to even look at a book by you since you already have too much fucking controversy the second someone looks you up they only find your shit ass YouTube and incest fanfics.

[cd-call-critical]

[thewickedlorchqueen]

Truth be told I’m confused as to why Lily of all people would care if Catra and Adora were adopted sisters or not. I mean in her own Pokémon comic G (who sa’d comic Lily (then Comic Lily was seen as bad for putting a lock on her door) had a will they won’t they for the whole comic until deciding to be sisters and also grew up together. And as someone who hates Catra and Catradora instead of clinging to the ‘it’s because there sistersss!!! Aspect (which has been disproven as miswording) just focus on the shit that’s actually shitty with the couple then pulling at straws. Same with Vi and Catlyn (which I do love). Just because two characters (Jinx and Cat) have the same hair color (not even the same shade) and shoot a gun doesn’t mean there the same.

[thewickedlorchqueen]

Sometimes I remember that one of the reason Lily Orchard/ C-D(iddy) doesn’t like FMA because of the violence against kids (which okay whatever her opinion) but then remember she did a joke comic of her super original not edgy killing Steven, and that she likes family guy (the show that had Stewies head cracked open for a whole show where the family tried to cover it up as a joke). Makes me wonder if she actually dislikes the concept or the fact that it isn’t an edgy joke and the kid being killed isn’t based on people she hates.

[postmortemlatte]

Holy shit, is that Lily calling a trans man a sexist term used for sexually active women?

The bitch crying transphobia is transphobic, more at 11.

[thewickedlorchqueen]

But you don’t understand it’s okay when Lily does it because she’s the ultimate victim and only source for what is and isn’t transphobic!

[confused-rat]

Since Lily wants to pretend everyone is crazy for assuming all her recent works are suspect as hell and likely to contain her weird incest kink, here’s every instance of blatant incest in all Lily’s writings.

Warning: talk of SA, child SA, and incest

Whispering Illusion/Tale of the Val’Kyr 

Jaina Ryder dates and becomes intimate with her uncle, Stewie Griffin

Jac Ryder inadvertently and deliberately ogles his sister, Jaina, several times in the story

A Mother’s Love, A Daughter’s Passion

Twilight Sparkles assaults her underage daughter, Nyx 

(This fic has been confirmed to be written by Tara Callie, a highly suspected sockpuppet of Lily’s with ample evidence proving so)

Stockholm

Pinkie Pie sleeps with her sister, Maud Pie

Twilight Sparkle is molested by her mother (not-so-fun fact, this is the pedophile that is murdered that Lily uses to justify Stockholm’s narrative, not the two main characters who are also pedophiles)

Sweetie Belle has a crush on her older sister, Rarity

Celestia molests and later dates her underage sister, Luna 

Twilight Sparkle was a one night stand with her adopted brother, Spike - using him as a surrogate for her and Ascentia’s baby

Sunrise Sparkle has a crush on her mother, Ascentia Sparkle, who she later dates and becomes intimate with 

Spectrum Dash sleeps with both his mothers, Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy

Sunrise Sparkle dates Spectrum Dash, her adopted brother/cousin (they had been raised together since all their mothers were in a poly relationship)

Scars 

Magselyn Kipling has a crush on her mother, Ascentia Kipling 

Elethyn Krane starts out as Ascentia’s wife, but is later rewritten to be her much younger, adopted sister, with Ellie having a crush on Ascentia 

(It is implied that Magselyn also has a crush on Ellie, her mother in a previous version of Scars and her adopted aunt in a newer one)

Saige (a reworked Spectrum Dash) is dating Assana Kipling (reworked Ascentia), Spectrum was Ascentia’s nephew/adopted son/son-in-law in the Stockholm universe 

The Sith Resurgence

Rey considers the what-if scenario of her and her lover, Aliana being adopted sisters and dating anyways to be romantic 

Poke-Madhouse

G is in love with her adopted sister, Lily’s self-insert character

In at least two alternate universes, the two are together and intimate

Bhaalspawn Funnies

Lily draws most inspiration of the Gorion’s Ward and their sister, Imoen’s dynamic from the Imoen Romance Mod for Baldur’s Gate 

[avaajj]

“Lily orchard is a predator. Here is 10 plus years of evidence that she admitted to herself”

“No, I’m not reading all that. You’re a transmisogynist”

“Can you explain how it’s transmisogynistic to show why this person is a predator”

“No”

[ludledudle]

I wanna make my views on some recent stuff going on clear:

Kinks do not make someone wrong or bad.

Harming actual people does.

That is all.

[nivatar]

Of course Lily doesn't like Vi from Arcane, considering how she writes older sisters. I'm sure she'll be one of those people who criticized Yang in rwby volume 9 for taking care of her girlfriend instead of giving all her attention to Ruby.

[thewickedlorchqueen]

To add she probably doesn’t like Cait, not because she a cop, but because she’s not just there to say “yes Vi I’ll stop being a cop and cuddle with you and Jinx! I have no goals of my own besides being your GF!” And encourages Vi to have a highly intimate relationship with Jinx.

[nivatar]

I mean, her Avatar fanfic is all about how ambition is bad, and how great is it to be so close to your sister that everyone thinks you're fucking.

[nivatar]

Of course Lily doesn't like Vi from Arcane, considering how she writes older sisters. I'm sure she'll be one of those people who criticized Yang in rwby volume 9 for taking care of her girlfriend instead of giving all her attention to Ruby.

[thewickedlorchqueen]

To add she probably doesn’t like Cait, not because she a cop, but because she’s not just there to say “yes Vi I’ll stop being a cop and cuddle with you and Jinx! I have no goals of my own besides being your GF!” And encourages Vi to have a highly intimate relationship with Jinx.

[confused-rat]

It's wild to see lily talking about and posting Courtney's call out discord screen shots because most of the stuff Courtney says isn't far off from shot she said herself.

Lily singles out the kids in her audience to tell them to beat the shit out of their bullies--Courtney tells them to mock their dick size (something lily does alot to her critics).

Courtney talks about sex with a minor--lily flashes her books in front of her audience that she knows has minors; also used to ask for sexual fantasies from her audience and post them with graphic sexual replies.

Courtney makes fun a trans person for being ugly--lily says her critics are hideous, want to fuck her and used ablist slurs against them, and misgenders her trans critics by calling them things and it.

Courtney says he killed animals (that txt chain is confusing to me cuz he also says his boyfriend was at fault for the deaths; also unsure how they killed them, he doesn't really say, or how many) lily, if I remember correctly also bragged she hurt a cat cuz it was funny.

To me, it comes across as pot meeting kettle. Courtney is obviously really fucked up and has done bad shit, but lily is acting as if she's better, or any different is ridiculous. Frankly, I think Lily would do/say even more of the stuff Courtney did if she wasn't so aware of how closely she's watched by her critics. Alot of her change, like not taking sexual asks, is because it got her a lot of heat from critics and even fans.

Also, I can't say I don't find her attitude ironic. Lily has said callouts are lies, especially against a trans person, which I think Courtney is now (correct me if I'm wrong). She said that random screenshots aren't proof, that unless you go to the cops it's just petty drama. But now that it's Courtney, everything is 100% A-ok and real. Which, I'm not saying it's not, but for a woman who constantly reblogs or posts herself about how all callouts are evil, it's rich for her to turn around and start agreeing with one because it's about a person she hates.

(I think Courtney is gender apathetic btw, he doesn’t care which pronouns are used.)

[confused-rat]

https://www.tumblr.com/lily-orchard-stuff/767748338287362048/looking-back-at-madhouse-it-really-was-just

So according to Lily's own commentary on her comic, for a long time Madhouse was just about how cool it would be to have a psychic best friend, then it was about making fun of people who wanted to fuck Gardevoirs, then it was therapy about people who develop feelings for people too easily trying to move past that, then G and the Violate arc were a reflection of Courtney abusing Lily, then the comic was always about Lily not wanting to fuck a Gardevoir and they were never getting together, now that whole arc is a funny, spontaneous will-they-won't-they.

Like these are all different things. These are all different stories with very different authorial intents behind them. And to the first person to ask why this matters: because despite trying to pin this on 'ADHD', it's actually Lily shifting around the meta framing of the story to feel out the explanation that best serves whatever public persona she's most invested in presenting at the moment, which is exactly how she's handled every controversy from Stockholm to Tara Callie to Courtney.

“—it's actually Lily shifting around the meta framing of the story to feel out the explanation that best serves whatever public persona she's most invested in presenting at the moment, which is exactly how she's handled every controversy from Stockholm to Tara Callie to Courtney.”

YES, THANK YOU. That is exactly what she’s doing, cherry picking whatever narrative suits her self-interest best. It’s so… Agh. I hate it.

Anyways, here’s an old screenshot of Lily posting art of Madhouse!Lily and G being married.

[brunossan]

For full context of this: This is actually an AU inside Pokemadhouse made by Lily. She made 3 AUs in total, and they all are messed up on their own ways. Trigger warning about this one: R4pe mentioning, S3x mentioning and Brainwashing.

The AU in the picture is one of the most terrifying ones, and G says its the one she hates most because "Lily isnt herself anymore".

In this AU, G used her powers to coerce and hypnotize Lily into having S3x with her, and kept doing it until eventually she brainwashed Lily into being her perfect wife, by normalizing into her the relationship of both human and pokemon.

They only have one canonical apparition in the comics, appearing on Violate Arc alongside the other 2 AUs themselves. Besides that, almost all info about them come from asks and wikia pages.

The reason i consider this AU to be the worst its because of the implications of the own comic by claiming the Lily that comes from this AU is just a puppet being controled by an abusive creature and its probably incapable of coming back so i am like: