My Tower

Hulloa! I'm Wren, and I'm an adult! Barely. My blog is a compilation of bad puns, complaints about my suburban life, and gif sets. Enjoy?

[hesperydes]

[yhej-blog]

I had this queued since september 

[natasha-romvnoff]

I had this queued since last December

[stephrc79]

Queuing it for next year right now

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[ziyal]

this shot of the joker pulling up his pants leg seems to imply that the white part of his feet is actually just bare skin, not fabric spats over a pair of dress shoes, as i had always assumed?? which means that the animated series joker has actually been wearing, like, kitten heeled pumps this entire time

[arianneiam-deactivated20130318]

[suspendourdisbelief]

really feeling this tweet (x)

[vanscribbles]

Till death do us part

[thewrenegade]

me whenever a list of favourite harry potter characters is published and snape is at the top: thank god I can't read

[adventurer-in-my-wonderland338]

the part that scares me most about the supernatural fandom is when they need a certain gif to add to a post they know exactly where to find it or know exactly what episode of any of the nine whole seasons to make one

[nonymoose-deactivated20160622]

[adventurer-in-my-wonderland338]

A SUPERNATURAL GIF HAS BEEN ADDED TO MY POST

I NOW OFFICIALLY AM A PART OF THE TUMBLR COMMUNITY

[nonymoose-deactivated20160622]

[adventurer-in-my-wonderland338]

CRYING

[nonymoose-deactivated20160622]

[failed-mad-scientist]

Professor Quirrell - Michael Dialynas

[band-god]

full offense but the arts are just as important as stem and anyone who disagrees can meet me in the pit

[bebeocho]

Star Wars: Episode VIII (2017)

[altonzm-deactivated20170213]

french recipes: if you’re not making this in paris then what’s the point. fuck you

italian recipes: use the left leg meat of a pig from one of three farms in this specific area of tuscany, or from this day my grandmother will begin manifesting physically in your house

[thirdtimecharmed]

american recipes: buy these three cans of stuff and put them in a pan congrats you cooked

[svynakee]

chinese recipes, as handed down from mother to child: season it with a pinch of this and some of that. you want to know the exact amount? feel it in your heart. ask the stars. yell into the void. 

[orriculum]

English recipes: boil and salt it. Okay that’s it enjoy

[digitalfare]

Greek recipes: You followed all the right steps but this isn’t quite right. I don’t know what to tell you.

[jamesandlilys]

Australia recipes: chuck it on the barbie

[monsterhighalumni]

Latinx recipes: you will never make it better than your abuela, face the facts

[megatrcn]

Filipino recipes: add rice and soy sauce and some more rice MORE RICE MORE RICE MORE

[merak-zoran]

Serbian Recipes: everything is salad. Ajvar? Salad. A single whole hot pepper covered in oil? Salad. Cabbage? Salad. Kajmak? Salad.

[allmyemptyspace-deactivated2021]

Lebanese recipes: If you don’t have at least 3 family members cooking this dinner with you than you aren’t doing it right.

[demonessryu]

Indonesian recipes: have you added spices? Add some just in case. Eat with rice. It’s not a proper meal until there’s rice in it. You just had bread/burger/cake/pizza? Eat rice anyway or you’ll die of starvation

Bonus Javanese recipes: Have you added sugar? What do you mean it’s meant to be salty/sour/spicy/something else? ADD SUGAR.TO IT

[silver-millennial]

Canadian recipes: Well part of the directions are in metric but you have imperial measuring cups. I hope you like math because we’re going to find out how many gallons in a litre and how many millimetres are in a cup.

[stammsternenstaub]

Swedish recipes: Assemble all the beige items you have in your kitchen. Great. now add raw red onions, dill and salt and white pepper. if u prefer it blander, don’t do the last things. consider serving it with jam

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

Norwegian recipes: listen after three days skiing uphill you will eat anything so stop complaining.

[loonydoc13]

Indian recipes: spend two weeks digging the required spices out of your cupboards. Chop onions until you cry. Fry onions with spices until evey pore in your body is open, let the fragrance seep into your skin, become one with the curry.

[athenastudying-deactivated20220]

german recipes: this meal isn’t what you think it is. it has 164 different names in different regions. it’s either made of potatoes, served with potatoes, or it’s cake. there’s a 50% chance it’s actually austrian, but don’t tell anyone.

[ay-federico-garcia]

belarusian recipes: “cook over a slow fire until done”. how many degrees is a slow fire? when is “done”? what am i even cooking there’s no picture and the only ingredients are honey and cornflower

[enjouyer]

turkish recipes: “if you do this, there’s really -REALLY- good change that you’ll die because everything is too spicy or too sweet but here we go”

[andromxche]

romanian recipes: if you don’t already know the ingredients and directions by heart then what are we doing here

[ginys]

Brazilian recipes: make an extra sweet (preferably with chocolate) version of other culture’s food (sushis, hot dogs, pizzas, kibes, sfeehas, spaghetti made of chocolate; strawberry sashimis, banana burritos…)

[notahotlibrarian]

American South recipes: put a stick of butter in it.  Oh, you already put butter in? Well, bless your heart honey, but go ahead and put another stick of butter in there.

[absynthe--minded]

American Midwest recipes: is it a casserole? are you sure it’s not a casserole? take another look at that recipe and ask yourself again - are you sure it’s not a casserole? ah, there we go, a casserole.

[lifetimeinafist]

Jewish recipes: Have you utilized every single part of the chicken? No? What’s wrong with you? Also, remember that everything you eat is a metaphor and sometimes even two contradictory metaphors. Have some more, you’re very thin.

[highly-opinionated-nerd]

Do you ever just… favorite-character-at-first-sight? Like, they walk on screen and say ONE WORD and immediately you’re just smitten.

“That one. That’s the one. I don’t know who they are yet but they’re my fave.”

[thewrenegade]

And then they die.

[unbfacts]

Scientists bred extremely sexually attractive male mosquitoes whose offspring are unable to breed. So these mosquitoes will hopefully dominate the mosquito gene pool, and in a generation or two, billions of mosquito larvae will be reproductive dead-ends.

[darkenedgamr]

Mosquitos deserve this for being little buggy assholes.

[c0ld-h4nds-deactivated20181105]

Mosquitos can be safely removed from the Ecosystem without any significant damage, whereas it can save countless people from disease.

[thetapunk]

how are we going to feed the fox bat?

[artisticautistic]

In the lack of mosquitos in the fight for resources, the other insects in the area will rise in population, leaving the bats and frogs and spiders with much to eat still.

[thetapunk]

awesome, also i learned that fox bats eat fruit not insects

[artisticautistic]

Coolio

[growing-despite]

Is no one going to address how scientists literally had to go “aight we have to make the most BANGIN mosquito possible. The SEXIEST thing these bloodsuckers have ever SEEN”

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Every one of them looks like this:

[asarlaithe-deactivated20220528]

please remember that in a healthy, adult relationship (romantic or not), you should be able to talk about things that are bothering you. if you are bottling up your emotions and holding it against someone when you haven’t told them what is wrong, you’re not engaging in healthy behaviour. but also, if your friend/significant other makes you feel as though you can’t talk about what bothers you- i.e. has made you feel guilty/gotten extraordinarily angry when things were brought up in the past- they are not engaging in healthy behaviour.

[wulfhalls]

― Ranata Suzuki

[letthesunshinein]

hi so I’m stubborn and trying to prove a point so reblog this post and write in the tags the best pixar movie and the worst (excluding sequels)

your choices are toy story, a bugs life, monsters inc, finding nemo, the incredibles, cars, ratatouille, wall-e, up, brave, inside out, and the good dinosaur.