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I was the chosen sailor, but I missed my mark/ Oh vixen I’m missin’, take me back and tear me apart
Sketchy Harrow because I finally finished Harrow The Ninth and it was SO GOOD
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Freelancing in technical theater means you’re on a lot of different email lists. People need a crew, they send out an email, you respond with your availability. Now, most people start these with things like “hey folks” or “hi everyone”. Neal is not most people.
His openers started off innocent enough.
Then, he started to push boundaries.
And as you can see, it has spiraled out of control since then.
Tag yourselves. I’m the anteater in a suit who thinks he can pass.
THEY JUST KEEP COMING
He’s even witty in real time.
Neal is a hecking gift.
this is a very good resource for an rpg character gjcjiscnnsjc
My new guide to professional email greetings.
UNMUTE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!! #intears #lmao
DID I REALLY JUST WATCH THIS WITH MY OWN TWO EYES
I fuckinf needed this
im the robot
Again, this is even funnier if you know what a fucking production nightmare, with a possible curse attached to it no less, this robot prop was for the Doctor Who crew…
I want to know about the cursed robot
So the robot isn’t a guy in a suit, it’s an animatronic/puppet thing, and it wasn’t built for the show. In fact, no one knows who built it, one of the producers just FOUND IT ONE DAY in a building near the studio. It had apparently been built for another production that was cancelled and then just left to gather dust. So they thought “oh cool, let’s make this dumb robot the Doctor’s new companion, it’ll look neat and weird, everyone will have a gas with it.” NOPE. Kamelion was incredibly complicated to operate, so they assigned a guy named Mike Powers to figure out the best way to go about it. Apparently he did a great job streamlining Kamelion’s operation, and then he promptly died in a boating accident (which is where the “curse” idea comes from.) He didn’t leave any notes or instructions, and the show was already behind schedule, so they had to rush Kamelion’s scenes into production with no idea how it worked. It was a gigantic pain in the ass to use, took forever to set up, and needed constant upkeep and repairs. Everyone hated working with the prop, to the point that before Kamelion’s first episode even aired, they had already decided to kill him off later in the same season. Peter Davison, who played the Fifth Doctor, had the most scenes with Kamelion, and absolutely hated it. When Kamelion dies, the Doctor is really sad, but Davison said later that it was one of the best acting jobs of his career, because in reality, he was absolutely giddy with joy at being rid of the thing.
tl,dr: In the 80′s a Mystery robot prop built by unknown hands caused chaos on the Doctor Who set.
finding an abandoned mystery robot and bringing it home, leading to death, is the most doctor who plot ive ever heard
This is also how you get a small bit of the plot of Five Night’s At Freddy’s Pizzeria Simulator.
Funko Pop Anime Revivals
So, I have been seeing a TON of cool, older anime’s (and cartoons) kinda being “revived” by Funko Pops and to further aid in this, I just saw that they are planning on releasing four Inuyahsa Funko Pops and this is pretty cool! I never really got into it growing up but it was always a cool anime I saw on Cartoon Network/ Toonami/ Adult Swim (Can’t rememer which one) and I think it is cool for Funko Pop to do this.
BUT! A VERY BIG BUT!
I wish, with all my heart and soul, for one older anime to be made into Funko Pop. And that anime is:
That’s right: TENCHI MUYO! (more specifically, Tenchi Muyo! Ryo-Ohki) This was kinda my first real anime I loved (Though, technically I had already seen Pokemon, Card Captor Sakura, and a little Sailor Moon but at the time I did not know that cartoons and anime were different (Age 6-10ish?)) and I just watched this whenever I could. I got my hands on as much manga as I could and I watched every movie as well but I was so sad that the main series died.
OR DID IT?!?
YES! I was a little sad that the animation was very different and it took a little while to get used to Ryokos new voice BUT I was just more happy that it came back and will be showing a new OVA in Februrary! So, it may not be ‘old and not running’ like Inuyasha but I believe that this show deserves some love. I mean, come on! WHO WOULD NOT WANT A TINY CUTE RYO-OHKI (the brown cabbit (yes, she is part cat, part rabbit) on Tenchis (only dude) shoulder) AS A FUNKO POP OR EVEN A STUFFED PLUSHIE!
So, yeah. That is my two cents. A very brief two cents since I could make a short stories worth of thoughts on this show (a whole other story about spinoffs like War on Geminar or GXP (meh)).
P.S - PLEASE LET ME HAVE A RYO-OHKI PLUSHIE! PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF THE CHOUSHIN LET ME HAVE ONE!
Cheers to all of our brothers and sisters tomorrow who will be participating in the Area 51 Raid. And double cheers to all of us safely watching the (hopeful) Livestream of the raid and pointing and laughing at all of them.
Pokemon Sword and Shield prediction: Chairman Rose is going to be either the main villain or the villain mastermind behind Bede. He is going to be the new Lusamine I think, supporting shady stuff all in the name of his business. He started off good with Leon but with money and power, his road starts to go down a dark path.
As for Oleana, she is a bit 50/50 for me. Either she is in full support of Rose and will do anything to stop us OR she has already realized the dark path her boss has started going down and will support us or will turn the battle for us end game.
Bede, since they are a rival I am not sure if Nintendo will make them truly “evil” or just make them like Silver from Gold and Silver (the red-haired boy rival) but since they are officially endorsed by Rose and his official description on the Pokemon page says “While he clearly is aiming to become Champion, he seems to have other objectives as well...”. So, what is that other objective? I think it has to do with Rose and his dark path objective (whatever that may be)
Team Yell is just another Team Skull, just a bunch of people up to no good, started making trouble in the neighborhood, got into one little fight and my- whoops. Wrong show! But still, they are no true villain and may actually ‘help us’ by supporting us supporting Marnie in fighting against Rose and Leon since they want Marnie to be the new champion and we are probably her friend.
Hop will at first support Leon and Rose will all his might, but being a good-natured rival will probably notice odd things in his journey with us and will start to go against his brother in the end. No idea if this will make Leon also realize things, if he is even badly influenced by Rose in the first place, and also take up arms against Rose as well.
That is my prediction for now for Sword and Shield. All in all, I am very excited to play and have no idea why everyone else is already saying this game is shit and are already disappointed. That is why I never really listen to critics since they just say everything is shit for no reason.
My friend was messing with Never Gonna Give You Up on her record player and she sped it up. It beCAME A FREAKING MAGICAL GIRL THEME.
Reminds me of a late 80s or early 90s anime ending theme.
why the fuck does english have a word for
but not for “the day after tomorrow”
???
Because you’re not looking hard enough! ;)
Overmorrow = the day after tomorrow
Ereyesterday = the day before yesterday
Example: I defenestrated my brother ereyesterday. I shall defenestrate my sister overmorrow! Because I hate my family and also windows.
english has some of the best examples of stupidly specific words, tbh
Rhotacism (n): excessive use of the letter “R”
Lingible (adj): meant to be licked
Whipjack (n): a beggar, specifically one who is pretending to have been shipwrecked
Yerd (v): to beat with an object with a stick
Roddikin (n): the fourth stomach of a cow or a deer
Balbriggan (n): a type of fine cotton, most often used in underwear
and my personal favorite
Cornobble (v): to slap or beat another person with a fish
This makes the English nerd in me extremely happy.
So… Theoretically… I could yerd a whipjack for letting my unlingable balbriggan end up in a roddikin
lifehack: when you see a Take One candy bowl in a restaurant, wait until noones looking and shovel candy into your pockets. god may judge you but his sins outnumber your own
“God may judge you but his sins outnumber your own.” We really need to start collecting and sourcing these Potent Quotables.
I’ve been doing this for years
It’s all on a google doc of mine (x)
Push play and just trust me
This sounds like something that would be playing in a story set in Victorian London slums or something? I DON’T KNOW.
ITS A GODDAMN SHANTY
I think this would be a very different and kinda refreshing twist on the whole SCP thing. Our Protagonist, D-Class Personnel (our Darling-kun, if you will (Darling-Class Personnel!)) first gets kidnapped by SCP-●●|●●●●●|●●|● (I'll call her Dot) and that is how he becomes part of the foundation, as the only living member to be kidnapped by Dot who now fixates on him. From there he slowly meets the rest.
First is 682 (Reptile-San, our Rachnera-San) who is brought in for another kill test and ends up with some sadistic members who enjoy torturing her (since she can't really be killed yet) and D-Class-kun throws himself in front of some acid (or something) and Reptile-san is at first confused and angry but gets moved enough to save him and still hates humanity but spares him out of curiosity (for now) and goes on to kill the sadistic people.
SCP-999 (tickle monster, our Suu. Maybe Tee?) eventually finds him and tickles him of course, but he is the first to try and tickle her back and this greatly confuses her but she chuckles at his attempt and becomes interested, so she ends up staying around him and attempts to communicate (mostly gurgles but ends up with hands gestures and other body movement communication).
SCP-2703 (good time call number, Opera Owl, Opera-San, Avian-San?). Darling-Class Personnel is brought in as another test subject for her since they had only been performing these test on female personnel and wanted a new, male-orientated test. Normally all tests end with them politely asking her to leave, but DCP accidentally ends up enjoying the date and doesn’t want it to end, so she ends up staying around for the full 24 hours, admitting to him that this is the most enjoyable time she has had with a male for a very long time and asks to see him again.
SCP-1471 (MalO ver1.0.0, MalO-San) due to DCP’s high ‘success’ rate with other SCP interactions (mainly with Dot, 682, and even 2703), he was brought a safe-for-work foundation phone and was asked to find and download the MalO app and wait by doing his daily routine in the foundation (walking, eating, performing other tests, interacting with his SCP friends, etc), therefore allowing MalO to form/materialize and potentially stay after the full 90 hour exposure. Since he is kinda used to 999′s attempts to communicate, he takes a shot at trying to talk to her and is met with great success, since all other tests or previous outside interactions were met with her being ‘deleted’, people screaming in terror at the sight of her, trying to beat her up to go away, etc. She is instantly attached to him and tries to always be around since any de-exposure to her will make her vanish, so she wants to now stay and not vanish. This is allowed and found out that even with an 8-hour sleep cycle, she does not fully depart (though with every passing hour, she becomes more and more transparent until fully gone).
SCP-811 (swamp woman, Ae, Ae-san?). I don’t really know too much about her yet and have only read up on her due to this photo. BUT. Due to DCP’s rate of success with other SCP’s, some other D-Class Personnel begin to feel jealous and want to get rid of him. So when 811 cleaning rotation is brought around (usually by sign-up sheet, followed by doctor visits, etc to ensure the member is safe to enter), his name gets put down and strangely gets approved very fast (due to higher-ups seeing this as another good opportunity considering his ‘unique skill set’). Unknown to those same higher-ups, she has been denied food and the D-Class lie on paper about her being fed (not sure about his, since everything in the Foundation is under a strict microscope, but this is a manga/anime universe, so rules get bent). Eventually, he and one of the jealous members (who was not approved, but switches with the approved member) enter and being their task, with DCP feeding, combing hair, etc. and actually making good progress when jealous D-Class does something to show aggression and sets her off. Though this ends up with the jealous D-Class being eaten (since she has gone over 24 hours unfed) and just before she sets her sights on DCP, SCP-999 (who had been secretly following DCP, to play with) oozes in and grabs 811 just as she leaps and sprays at him and begins to tickle her. Once 811 calms down, 999 attempts to persuade her into sparing him and showing that he is nice and a friend. DCP picks up on this and picks up the thrown (and now slightly swamp coated brush) and smiles at her, through his mask. She calms down and meekly sits back on her usual brushing spot and allows DCP to brush her hair again, with 999 hovering around them.
So yeah! My thoughts on SCP Musume! (I love that I kept on adding more detail the farther down I went). I kinda love this idea and if I had any artistic talent, would love to draw this! -laughs- Maybe will do fanfic in the far future -shrugs-
-Update- I had to do a little digging, but I believe the original artist is Keadonger.
“i am a monument to all your sins” is such a fucking raw line for a villain it’s amazing that it came from halo, a modernish video game, and not some classical text or mythos
classic texts have nothing on the crazy people come up with in modern times tbh
“I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me.”
– Joshua Graham, Who Is A Fallout New Vegas NPC, Something Most People Throwing This Quote Around Don’t Realize
“If the world chooses to become my enemy, I will fight like I always have.”
– Shadow the Hedgehog in what is widely considered one of if not the single worst game in the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise
this is the source for this text and it haunts me on a regular basis
“Pick a god and pray.”
-Fredrick from Fire Emblem Awakening
Huh, it’s almost like art isn’t just fine art…
this is my addition to this ever growing list of raw quotes originating from unexpected sources
#discovering that the profound is lurking behind the absurd#just waiting for the chance to peek through like sunlight through the clouds#is one of the best things in life once you start to notice it
this is a beautiful way to put it and i’m gonna cry abt it