βIf I had time travel Iβd kill Hitlerβ βIf I had time travel Iβd stop my favourite politician getting assassinatedβ youβre all thinking way too small. If I had time travel Iβd stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.
This is such a classic trainwreck post that has the vibes of a 2014 screenshot posted to Pinterest and then the last addition is just last Tuesday I canβt even
Treat anything on Discord as media that will be lost
Do not use Discord to host your files. Do not rely on Discord to preserve your text. DO NOT RELY ON DISCORD FOR ANY KIND OF PRESERVATION OR HOSTING!!
It CAN be lost, it WILL be lost! You must consider Discord as a part of the Core Internet, controlled by one company that hosts the servers.
I thought it was impressive at first that it replaced IRC, but now I am horrified. If the company behind Discord went under today, how many friends would you lose?
How many relationships? How much writing?
You may think this won't happen, but I remember when AIM went down and along with it, entire novels worth of interaction with my oldest friend.
IT CAN HAPPEN TO YOU. IT WILL HAPPEN AGAIN. NO COMPANY IS INFALLIBLE.
Back up your files! Download anything you've saved to Discord NOW, before the API changes go into effect! And DO NOT RELY ON THEM FOR HOLDING IMPORTANT FILES!
Here is a program that lets you download any and all of your discord DMs, your servers, everything. You can set the format (raw text, html (dark and light), and others. You can even download the uploaded files not just the text, though that may be just for the command-line version not the GUI window version.
Exports Discord chat logs to a file. Contribute to Tyrrrz/DiscordChatExporter development by creating an account on GitHub.
Please back up your conversations, your stories. I have a backup of everything I care about that runs once a week, with full attachment backups every several months. I write stories on discord, and would be devastated if someone happened to them. You have to have your own local copies of every file you care about.
Especially with all of the age verification bs rolling out right now, I feel like this is still relevant even more. If you decided to or couldn't use discord tomorrow, who and what would you lose access to?
Coyle using Franco's throat while he pathetically rutts against those leather boots π₯΅π₯΅π₯΅
*rubs my hands together evilly*
18+ below the breakβ¦
HEREEE IM SO SORRY IT TOOK FOREVERβ¦ HOPE THIS MAKES UP FOR THE WAIT β€οΈ
***
Franco knew three things as he knelt on the gritty, unforgiving concrete floor of the basement: it was freezing, his face hurt, and Coyle was not a nice man.
The cold was something he could work pastβ the entire police station was sub-working order, and Franco nearly felt something akin to pity every time he was forced to enter the place.
His face was why he currently felt nothing kind for the man standing before him.
Coyle kept stroking one leather clad thumb over his brand new throbbing laceration, just rough enough for it to not be pleasurable. He could feel the warm blood trickling down his face before Coyle swiped it away and licked it off his gloved fingers of which Franco was sure the sight had fried his brain beyond anything heβd suffered at Coyleβs devilish, horrible fancies.
(But sometimes it wasnβt so bad, when it felt like Coyle was admiring his work and admiring the picture he had createdβ admiring him).
But that shock baton fucking hurt and Francoβs sympathies unwittingly began to shift towards those poor reagent fucks who met the wrong end of it.
Which is what led to his final conclusion: Coyle wasnβt very nice.
Well, he wasnβt very nice but he was pretty fucking good as he thrust viciously against the back of Francoβs throat.
Franco, for his part, was barely keeping upβ salty tears tracked down his face in a steady stream and his throat made an awful clicking noise every time he gagged around Coyleβs thick cock but his growled βOh sweetness.. youβre gonna take what I give ya,β had Franco earnestly swallowing Coyle so deep the cold tip of his nose pressed into Coyleβs gut, air be damned.
That, and Coyleβs shiny leather boots provided nearly orgasmic friction as Franco clumsily ground forwards, chasing whatever pleasure he could squeeze from this odd encounter.
Coyle had laughed at first, called him a bitch in heat when Franco had spread his legs and mounted the boot but something shifted in his demeanor at Francoβs breathless exhalations of need, and now even with those awful aviators on Franco could feel his blistering gaze catalog each new desperate roll of his hips.
He wished sometimes Coyle wouldnβt wear those glasses. it was hard enough to read the man without an extra obstacle in the way.
The glasses were why they were in this situation to begin with.
Coyleβd been crankier than usual by the time Franco had gotten to himβ one too many bricks to the head, he supposed, but hindsight did tend to be 20/20β and the cop hadnβt appreciated Francoβs sudden unstoppable zest for the idea of seeing his face without their usual accessory.
That, or Coyle had decided Franco would suffice for a quick fuck and felt the need to instigate some violent encounter to justify the way he was using Francoβs mouth.
Whatever the reason was, he was still throbbing against Coyleβs booted ankle and dripping pathetically into his slacks at such a consistent rate that every roll of his hips felt slick and sticky, sort of how heβd figure a woman might be if you treated her right. Whichβ¦ he squeezed his eyes shut against the thought, sudden humiliation roiling in his stomach.
Jesus, he was here taking cock down his throat like a rent boy and ruining his own pants with enough slick to open a water park and comparing himself to a woman like he didnβt know precisely what he was.
The motion of his hips got a little more desperate.
Although, if he was more like a woman, he wondered how differently Coyle would treat him. If heβd let Franco suck on his strong chest or touch his ass without flinching, or kiss him or hold him after they did the things they did by the light of Coyleβs instrument of violence in the dark of some musty back room far away from the prying eyes of his paranoia.
Franco knew those scientists were still watchingβ he remembered every now and again, just to put a little extra pizazz on everything he didβ and he remembered it now, dropping his jaw enough that drool welled out by the corner of his lips and he moaned, harsh and rough sounding from Coyleβs persistent abuse.
Coyle chucked, his calloused fingers coming to grasp the back of Francoβs neck. βWatch, boy. Almostβ¦β
Nearly as soon as Coyleβd warned him (which was rare, he liked to surprise Franco and Franco liked being surprised because it was easier to react only in the heat of the moment and not by any design that would reveal the truth of the matter) he was coming down Francoβs throat.
He didnβt choke this time, swallowing all of Coyleβs come with a sick finality that only layered on top of his simmering humiliation.
He stepped back unsteadily and quickly tucked himself away, casting a gaze over Francoβs sorry state. Franco said nothingβ he knew all the places it would get him and none of them were where he wanted to be.
Coyle joyfully tapped his ruined cheek with his baton and left him all alone in the dark to finish what heβd started.
back in the day you could write about the most sickeningly vile atrocious war crimes happening to your blorbo and everyone was like. kyaaaaaaaa >w<. they just got it. they understood
The necessary first step is turning your AO3 fanfic into booklets. Your whole book will be a bunch of booklets piled on top of each others and stitched together.
Booklet examples:
Btw, this is the official Word tutorial on how to make a booklet.
You can see there are different options. I usually do 8 pages, which is what you will see in the video. This means that a booklet of 8 pages is two sheets of paper, printed front and back, folded and one put inside the other. To have your word pages in the correct order you will need to format your word document.
Everything is in the video but here is the text for easy reading (btw the fanfic I used is Exit by schwutthing, an amazing Valjean/Javert fic)
Do not download the fanfic on AO3. Click on "Entire work" and copy paste it on word.
Format your word document. Click on File-> Margins. Select "Multiple pages: Book fold" and "Sheets per booklet: 8". Put "Gutter" to 1cm.
Double click on the empty area just above your text, on a random page of the document. This will make the "Do not download the fanfic on AO3. Click on "Entire work" and copy paste it on word.
Format your word document. Click on File-> Margins. Select "Multiple pages: Book fold" and "Sheets per booklet: 8". Put "Gutter" to 1cm.
Double click on the empty area just above your text, on a random page of the document. This will make the "Header and Footer" option appear. You can click on "Footer" and select the format for the pages' number. Always add the pages number, it will make your life easier.
Now you can justify your book. I usually justify (select all text with CTRL+A and click on Justify), but keep in mind that some documents might not enjoy passing through "justify" so double check your final document. For example, if there are lines of poetry and the author wrote into the next line without starting a new paragraph the justify option will make it weird.
Make your book pretty! I added some illustrations and blank pages. I also made the title of the fanfic bigger.
Fix the chapters' titles and notes. I clicked on Home-> Find and searched for "Chapter", so I could select on each chapter title and make it bold, and also delete the "Chapter text" added just after. You can do the same with "notes" in case you want to delete notes.
Now it is time to print! I prefer to save in pdf before, so I will do that.
IF YOU HAVE A PRINTER THAT DOES NOT PRINT BOTH SIDES
Click on print
Select "Microsoft print to pdf"
Select "Manually print on both sides"
This will create two different files pdf, one for the front pages, and one for the back pages.
Click on the file for the front pages and print them all. Do not panic if you see the pages number all over it.
Now take your printed (only on one side) block of pages and load it into your printer again, making sure that you will now print on the blank back. Open your back pages pdf file and print.
(you can do a trial with a few pages to see if everything is lining up correctly).
IF YOU HAVE A PRINTER THAT PRINT BOTH SIDES
"Click on print
Select "Microsoft print to pdf"
Select "Print on one side"
This will create a single pdf that you can print on your both-sides printer. You will see that the page are not in the order you had on the word document, but the whole file will start with page 8 (see video).
Now print!
What you want is this:
You can see that on the front you have page 8 first, page 1 after, because when folded it will end up with page 1 at the start of your booklet! And on the back of this first sheet you have 7 and 2, that will end up in the correct position.
Now you will have a lot of pages... time to fold and create your booklet! Every two sheets... you will fold as you see above.
Next post will be specifically about folding the booklet, making the holes and sewing them together.
Yes I did another miniature bind, because I learned so much after binding Ravenβs Promos. But as it turns out I didnβt learn enough. I fucked up the printing/signatures settings 3 separate times and only noticed after I had already printed and cut it. Lol. Couldβve guessed that page 7 and page 153 werenβt meant to be in the same signature. Oh whoops.
But once I got everything printed and cut (and I figured out that my industrial guillotine could be used for this type of cutting as well, Iβm actually very smart thank you very much) I could finally get to folding and sewing. And from then on it was easy sailing.
Crack au where Leon is very beloved by a lot of the villain population and by infecting him with the las plagas, Saddler just painted the biggest target on his back EVER. Adaβs already running damage control. Albert is about to tear apart the entire cult just to find Leon. Krauser is panicking because Leon wasnβt supposed to be assigned to this mission damn it!
Saddler has no idea why everyoneβs so emotional over one (1) man he just infected
need to transfer all my music off spotify because im tired of that dogshit app and its only redeeming feature (end of the year wrapped) got overtaken by ai but i have like 5k songs saved and im.scared
ok im like halfway there but the downloader i found downloads stuff from youtube i guess so i keep getting live shows and stuff in there. which is a little annoying
its not perfect but heres what im doing (on pc) since a couple people asked
go to exportify and get logged in and whatever
click 'export' on the liked songs tab, this will download all the data (including band names, album titles/covers, etc) in a CSV file
download spotify2mp3 off github for whatever operating system you have
after spotify2mp3 is installed, follow the instructions. put the CSV file in there. make a new folder called music or something and select that as the output (thats just where itll put all the downloaded songs)
let it do what its gotta do
download a music player. i downloaded foobar2000
once thats installed, you will notice no music is there. click 'file' in the top left and then 'add folder' and select the music folder you made earlier and all the songs will show up
BONUS - if you have discord and like it displaying what youre listening to, you can get music presence off github. its compatible with foobar which is why i got it but tit works with other programs too
voila
this will take one billion years even with good wifi so strap in
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