Hello Euphoria

[thenatsdorf]

[manticoreimaginary]

New Zealand’s new water safety mascot is amazing and his instagram is a gift

[spybrarian]

OKAY I just noticed the thing @manticoreimaginary FORGOT TO MENTION is that his name is the Swim Reaper.

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

[ink-phoenix]

THE PUREST THING

[pigeony]

what if you’re giving birth to twins and it’s the end of daylights savings day and the older twin was born first but the second twin travels back in time and is born an hour before the first twin, would that be fucked up or what.

[pigeony]

I don’t even remember typing this holy shit

[dagrfinn]

Being born physically later, but chronologically older is a fucking power move if I’ve ever heard of one. 

[alxbngala]

Money Cats masterpost, to have your LIFE!! filled with money.

[prescriptionquality]

FUCK MAN

[hitpass]

NOT RISKING THIS ONE

[fushark-deactivated20161123]

So much cats.

[branch-and-root]

Money plus cats, what’s not to love?

[lyrium-deactivated20230102]

i’m turning these money cats into a spell lmao

💸 likes charge, reblogs cast ✨💫

[brinnanza]

google search: how to take a break from the linear flow of time

[requiem-4-a-drink-deactivated20]

hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

[rotg-fan-page]

I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty

[ckascade-deactivated20170413]

Not risking it

[unorthodox-views]

hope ya pets even healthier in 2018

[satanstrousers]

Shes a brick

[maccydoodles]

who?

[satanstrousers]

HOUSE

[sugarweregoingdownswinging]

You would not believe Bill Nye

If ten million Science Guys

[emmacharlottewatson]

‘Stranger Things’ Cast + PHOTOSHOOTS

[genderphobia-deactivated2018101]

protect them at all cost

[solsticestudy]

me: wants to be multilingual, a musical prodigy, an artist, an author, a poet, an honour student, working in a well-paying job, successful and happy

me: sits on my couch eating three(3) party-sized bags of salt and vinegar potato chips and watching thirty-one(31) episodes of my favourite tv show in one sitting

[cheaphalloweencostume]

I love the sims because I love architecture, interior design, and playing god

[cheaphalloweencostume]

don’t even remember making this post but mood

[sosuperawesome]

Veselka Bulkan on Instagram

[requiem-4-a-drink-deactivated20]

hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

[rotg-fan-page]

I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty

[ckascade-deactivated20170413]

Not risking it

[tastefullyoffensive]

[mothnem]

Okay. I feel sorry for her but at the same time it is funny.

[thingrly]

me: *doesnt sleep, is tired*

me: *sleeps a bit, is tired*

me: *sleeps average amount, is tired*

me: *sleeps a lot, is tired*

me: *is tired*

[suspend]

I was appalled when you asked me how I know things about you when we’ve been together for more than a year; then it dawned on me that it’s probably the effect of your illness

So even though you’re physically, mentally and emotionally ill at the moment

Even though you questioned how I know how you sleep on your right side curled up

Even though you wondered how I know you’re 6ft tall with blue eyes and an extremely nice smile

Even though you were bemused because I’ve memorized your features

Even though you asked how I know you have a pink, blue and white shirt

Even though you laughed because I know that you wear blue jeans with five buttons

Even though you were puzzled how I know that you like toast and Greek yogurt

And even though you forgot a lot of things already, you still haven’t forgotten one thing

You still haven’t forgotten that you like me

And for me that’s enough

[eatmeoutbabes]

Legit crying about this

[sinnamon-potato-blog]

I am crying on the toilet

[skeletonclique182]

It’s worse…when you know all of this. and they do forget. they forget that you like them. and they never really did in the first place