i'm back i guess

Dog mom. Former tech worker. Aspiring artist. Errant ttrpgm. Grumpy jew. She/they.

[mistyunmoored]

Sam Reich continually making Dropout the only streaming service ever

[this-blog-needs-a-new-name]

It really is a great edit 😁 can’t wait for the next one!

[wingedspirit]

The wall on the left is questionably “decorated” with a large illustration of Lucifer’s Fall from Heaven, which Crowley thinks he recognises from an edition of Paradise Lost he’s seen in Aziraphale’s bookshop; underneath, there is an elaborate plaque, typeset in Papyrus, reading “There is no ‘I’ in team”.

One of the Good Omens fic I’m currently writing has a scene set in Gabriel’s office. Naturally, I’m having lots of fun describing it. I posted the above snippet in the fanfiction channel on the Ace Omens Discord and linked the image I had in mind (one of Gustave Doré’s illustrations for Paradise Lost). The reaction was “can you please put this on Tumblr”, so… here it is. :D

[wn-incorrect]

They knocked that smug look off my face, but luckily I was wearing a second, smaller smug look underneath.

Ava Silva

[chrrispine]

BENOIT BLANC in GLASS ONION: A KNIVES OUT MYSTERY (2022)

[charlataninred]

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

[meraarts]

Might I add:

The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how they’d be to be executed

The woman who raised the changeling alongside her biological child

The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship

[eater-of-hopes-and-dreams]

The adventures of a space roomba

Cinderella finding Araura (and falling in love)

I don’t know a snappy description but the my nemesis cynthia story certainly lives in my head

[blitzlowin]

hilariously, these are almost all in my fic tag. so, a compiled list from the notes (and some extras):

The God of Arepo (graphic novel 1 / 2 / 3) (ebook)

The Monster of Sentan

The Witch’s Cat

Raise Both Children

Stabby the Roomba (honorable mention)

Cinderella Marries the Prince (comic)

My Arch Nemesis Cynthia

Pirates and Mermaid

Eindred and the Witch

The Demon King

The Cornerwitch

Grandmother Beetroot

Apocalypse Daycare Worker

Grandmother Accidentally Summons a Demon

New Year Saga

A Story About Changelings

Ranger in the King’s Forest

The Difference Between a Hare and a Rabbit

Goblin Men (Canines)

[charlataninred]

I am in love with you /p

[inkvoices]

Adding Faceblind Prince Charming and Cinderella

[inkvoices]

21. The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship

22. The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how they’d be to be executed

[lightningladybug]

adding the Doctors Without Borders one

[inkvoices]

I LOVE tumblr storytime, so here’s a bunch more your weekend reading. Enjoy!

24. The Queen with Three Cursed Children

25. Tiny Dragon with one coin hoard

26. Haunted house

27. Shark hero was about to go rogue

28. Grandma lives in the woods comic

29. A Different Aftermath comic

30. Battery (microstory but I love it so much)

31. It’s A Date comic

32. Supervillian kidnaps rival’s kid and they want to stay

33. Narrative Town

34. I have been hired to clean the wizard tower comic

35. Robot Apocalypse

36. The Statues That Do Not Weather

37. Kushiel

38. Tooth Fairy

39. Alien abduction

40. Felonious wish-granting

41. When humans met actual space orcs

42. Space cousins

[dannnnnnnnnnnnex]

WAIT REBLOG THIS VERSION INSTEAD

[bauliya]

I love the x-men so much because that’s just what leftist infighting is like! that’s literally all it is! xavier is a sellout and they all hate him but he’s the only one with any money. everyone complains about “they keep switching sides and dating each other it’s so fucking confusing” like my dudes have you never been a part of any socialist organisation, ever. then people will go “magneto is so strong how has he not killed a bunch of teenagers” HE DOESN’T WANT TO KILL THEM! this started in a goddam basement over coffee he does not want to hurt them he just wants them to shut up and listen and will fling cars to do so

[weissguertena]

[runawaymarbles]

Magneto one drink in: I love Charles but hes such a kiss ass we don’t need to be FRIENDS we just need mutual aid communities and to be left alone

Professor X one drink in: what the fuck is his self sustaining mutant community going to do for all the mutants born to human parents, which is MOST OF THEM, he’s so gay he’s forgotten how babies are made and I want to kiss his stupid face

[thegirlthatcriesacademia]

Tito Merello Vilar // Richard Kadrey, Aloha From Hell

[nat-20s]

*survives the horrors by being such a silly goofy guy that my presence fundamentally changes the genre*

[assassinationtipsforladies]

[thinkmurderandwalk]

I made an art of my d&d character and their assorted pets & gear. This is the first digital color thing I’ve done with this level of detail and I think it turned out pretty well!

Salt (warforged artificer/wizard) by the sea (ft. Sumi3 the steel defender, trident of fish command, magic quill, intellect Ioun stone, blue dragon scalemail, robe of eyes (+sunglasses for the eyes), Ra’ee the tiny!owl familiar, pearl of power, awakened spellbook, and an enchanted shield).

[lewd-plants]

New goddess idea: She’s an earth goddess of the new age who’s domain is spinning and weaving, but specifically spinning and weaving gigantic structural steel cables for construction and other industrial purposes. Her skin is steel grey and hard to the touch and her hair is like long dredlocks of woven steel. She laughs at shitty architecture deigns that will fall apart if actually built and protects well-made bridges and buildings she likes. She might warn you of unforseen danger if you always wear your proper PPE.

Okay now what do I name her

[systlin]

O’sha. 

Obviously 

[lewd-plants]

THAT’S PERFECT

[systlin]

I AM ALWAYS HERE FOR QUALITY WORKPLACE SAFETY REGULATION PUNS

[fishmalazahn]

That’s my goddess. 👍🏻

[systlin]

May O’sha bless you with earplugs that are comfortable and respirators that fit perfectly. 

[lewd-plants]

And good steel. Always good steel.

[systlin]

May your steel deliveries be always on time and your rebar strong

[skiptomy]

I’m just gonna…. put this here…..

hope you don’t mind

[skyfire85]

You know how you occassionally find a nugget of gold on this hellsite? Found one.

May the blessings of O'sha give you both strength and flexibility.

[dduane]

Deities go where they need to go to be born. :)

[kittydesade]

Add this to the tumblr folklore list.

[thinkmurderandwalk]

SHIFTER BARBARIAN/DRUID LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD

[smallspocks]

ok i finally did it i made a uquiz

Which ND coded Star Trek character are you?

[chewedcorn]

A Cut Above

[mouser26]

This is like the exact opposite energy to A.Shipwright‘s  Detective Noirot Chase

[miyamiwu]

ASDFGHJKL

[bundibird]

[caleod]

16-12-22

[psychedelicflyingshark]

We need like a month where nothing happens and there's no repercussions we all just stay in bed and hibernate and nothing goes wrong