words are hard

[this-corner-is-my-safe-space]

obligatory pinned post

i’m a writer (fanfics and original stories) but writer’s block and i are mortal enemies.

this blog is for headcanons, plot ideas or me just ranting about my head and what it does.

call me arrow, ari or nova

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Redacted Audio's Removed-From-YouTube Videos

Where to find them easily, a list of links to each audio, and why they're not available on YouTube.

*Updated 16 / 03 / 26. If you can't find what you are looking for here, it may have been removed from Patreon on this date due to Patreon Guidelines (blatant censorship). This really sucks, I hope everyone is polite to Erik about it.

Where to Find Them

You may have heard about some audios through the grapevine, but they are missing from the character's playlist on the Redacted Audio channel. Not to worry! They are all free on Patreon.

Note that a canon audio that was removed from a character's playlist has a place in that playlist. The playlist will have a short filler video showing that a video from that place between the other videos in the playlist. That is how you determine the order to listen to these removed audios.

Format; start with the character's name. Then bullet points, which contain links (green) that go directly to a Patreon audio, and a brief description of the audio in brackets which can outline the audio's chronological place in a playlist, the HBS/HBW year, or which canon universe it's set in (e.g. Imperium Universe, Fooliverse, Non-Canon).

Audios are more or less in chronological order, however some were reuploaded to patreon at the same time, therefore the order is unclear. These have been marked with '***' so if you know what order any of the marked audios should be in, let me know!

Vincent:

Sadistic Vampire and Flirty Vampire Fight Over You (also includes Adam, extended version of ''Vampire Conflict'', read the trigger warnings)

Getting Hot Under the Fireworks With Your Vampire Boyfriend (HBS 2021)

Fireside Cuddles Get Hot With Your Vampire Boyfriend (HBW 2021)

Getting Hot Under the Moonlight With Your Vampire Boyfriend (HBS 2022)

Going All the Way With Your Vampire Boyfriend***

Seduced and Bitten By a Flirty Vampire in Your Bed***

Gavin:

Your Dom Incubus Confesses His Feelings For You (extended version of his confession video)

Hot and Heavy With a Dom Incubus at a Party (HBS 2021)

Getting Hot Off the Ice With Your Incubus Boyfriend (HBW 2021)

Gavin Hot Boi Summer (HBS 2025)

Sneaking Kisses With a Dom Incubus at a Party***

Video games Take a Spicy Turn With Your Incubus Boyfriend***

Aaron:

Taking Care of Your Overworked Boss Boyfriend (HBW 2021)

Celebrating With Your Dom Boss Boyfriend***

Getting Steamy With The Boss In His Office***

Celebrating Your Dom Boss Boyfriend's Promotion***

Geordi:

Staying Warm With Your Boyfriend the Fun Way (HBW 2021)

Teasing Your Boyfriend Telepathically at the Pool Party (HBS 2022)

Asher:

Romantic Picnic Under the Sun With Your Sweet Werewolf Boyfriend (HBS 2021)

Warming Up From the Snow With Your Sweet Werewolf Boyfriend (HBW 2021)

Massaging and Teasing Your Sweet Werewolf Boyfriend (HBS 2022)

Teasing Your Sweet Werewolf Boyfriend***

Ivan:

Your Boyfriend Tells You Everything He Wants to Do to You (Post Sadisms' Hold Ivan)

Guy:

Your Switch Boyfriend is Feeling Submissive... Mostly***

Getting Hot and Ready With The Pizza Guy***

Sam:

Getting Hot and Wet in the Pool With Your Vampire Mate (HBS 2022)

Hot Boi Summer '24 Sam Reupload (HBS 2024)

Sam Hot Boi Summer (HBS 2025)

Lasko:

Getting Hot at the Movie Theater With Your Submissive Boyfriend (HBS 2021, Non-Canon)

Getting Hot in the Office With Your Submissive Professor Boyfriend (HBW 2021, Non-Canon)

Beating the Heat With Your Nervous Submissive Boyfriend (HBS 2022, Non-Canon)

Teasing Your Submissive Boyfriend With Help From Your Incubus Lover (Non-Canon, includes Gavin, and is Lasko centric unless subscribing to the SO tier)

Your Needy Submissive Boyfriend Begs For You (Non-Canon)

Domming Your Nervous Submissive Boyfriend (Non-Canon)

Huxley:

Getting Hot at a Party With Your Himbo Boyfriend (HBS 2021, Non-Canon)

Heating Up in the Bedroom With Your Himbo Boyfriend (HBW 2021, Non-Canon)

Down and Dirty With Your Himbo Boyfriend (Non-Canon)

David:

Hot and Wet in the Pool With Your Tsundere Werewolf Boyfriend (HBS 2021)

A Steamy Shower With Your Tsundere Alpha Werewolf Boyfriend (HBW 2021)

Getting Steamy With Your Alpha Werewolf Boyfriend Under the Sun (HBS 2022)

David Hot Boi Summer (Public) (HBS 2025)

A Night In With Your Tsundere Alpha Werewolf Boyfriend***

Nick:

April Fools | Your New Submissive Boyfriend is a Neko (April Fools Shitpost)

Damien:

Getting Hot on the Beach With Your Tsundere Boyfriend (HBS 2021, Non-Canon)

Hot Tub Relaxation With Your Tsundere Boyfriend (HBW 2021, Non-Canon)

Hot and Heavy With Your Tsundere Boyfriend (Non-Canon)

Milo:

Showertime Fun With Your SoftDom Werewolf Boyfriend***

Getting Your Feisty Werewolf Boyfriend Hot and Bothered (HBS 2021)

Getting Hot By the Fireplace With Your Feisty Werewolf Boyfriend (HBW 2021)

Heating Up in the Bedroom with Your Feisty Werewolf Boyfriend (HBS 2022)

Milo Sleep Aid Rerelease

Fooliverse Milo Hot Boi Summer (HBS 2025, Fooliverse)

Elliot:

Exploring Your Fantasies With Your Dreamwalker Boyfriend***

Elliott Hot Boi Summer (Public) (HBS 2025)

James:

IMPERIUM AU | Reunited and Hypnotized By Your Childhood Friend (Imperium Universe, read the content warnings)

Porter:

Porter Hot Boi Summer (HBS 2025)

Blake:

Blake Hot Boi Summer (HBS 2025)

Why They Were Removed

In September or 2022, YouTube threw a hissyfit and removed a number of videos from Redacted Audio's channel for overstepping the guidelines regarding adult content. Technically justified, given the content, but it was quite frustrating for the fans and for Erik to deal with.

The channel was temporarily banned from releasing new videos as a result. Once the ban was over, Erik continued releasing videos as normal. There have been a few more bans since.

When a channel is temporarily banned, there is a period of time afterwards that the channel must not violate any guidelines or the channel will be permanently removed. With this in mind, Erik released the 2025 HBS audios on Patreon so that he could continue writing and releasing more steamy content while working in the YouTube post-ban timeframe. If that makes sense?

[wagitfag]

picklesbaseball

[magikonch]

[lortharn-art]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

YEE-CLAW :D

[daddysdeepdesires]

@joy-and-whimsy-official

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

Joy and whimsy detected! This Yee-Claw is joyful and whimsical!

[desertduo-but-everywhere]

[birdplushie]

"it's not that deep" START DIGGING!!

[magn-animously]

DIG

[14-opossums-in-a-trenchcoat]

DIG

[buriedunderyourmum]

DIG

[hannisconfused]

DIG

[kitsunesakii]

DIG

[yourlocalfandomfriendo]

DIG

[apple-notplural]

DIG

[vivitur-moritur]

DIG

[spacecat24-7]

DIG

[chub-froggy]

DIG

[thatghostthateatspeople]

DIG

[krowbreaker]

DIG

[spid-the-spider]

DIG

[annabelle--cane]

DIG

[yellow-faerie]

DIG

[vampiraptor]

[philosopherking1887]

OOPS TOO DEEP

[breaks-hetheon]

CLIMB

[artist-of-obsessions]

CLIMB

[fablegate]

CLIMB

[marzibird]

CLIMB

[the-luckyrabbit]

CLIMB

[staarbles]

CLIMB

[modmad]

[sebwritesstories]

[charlesoberonn]

OH NO

[thehollowmite]

FLY

[scaggis]

FLY

[skyporf]

FLY

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

FLY

[clementiens]

[joomju]

Reblog so she lives forever.

[strawberri-bomb-bombz]

[lakemojave]

You know that whatever character did those problematic things isn't like. Real, right?

[lakemojave]

You are aware that a fictional character is just a rhetorical construct designed to fulfill a narrative/thematic purpose right? That their actions are written by an author who wants to use them to explore complex ideas and moral gray areas within the safe confines of fiction right? That they aren't a real person who has killed real people right?

[silima]

in loving memory of my favorite shirt

[silima]

turmeric kun update

[elodieunderglass]

Hmm hmm hmm. oxiclean loves her for who she is but turmeric cannot help but change her

[magicalgirlcrazycatlady]

I love how the reblogs are either:

Arguing about weather oxyclean or turmeric is a better pairing for white shirt..

Pointing out that UV light gets rid of the stain...

Or suggesting the shirt gets dyed fully orange with more turmeric.

Never change, Tumblr.

[the-haiku-bot]

Or suggesting the

shirt gets dyed fully orange

with more turmeric.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[cloudabserk]

ok FINE i guess killua and gon are extremely adorable

[c50spicy]

"Your coffee's ready...happy birthday"

Alhaitham b day art

[serenlitost]

☆ Happy pride month y’all, this is how I chose to start the month (one day late but pretend I posted this on the first)

Take this Scarian tarot card I did for a friend’s project, I might consider doing more for other life series members, but we’ll see

And you might’ve noticed, by the style (because I’m indecisive and love experimenting), that I started watching Witch Hat Atelier, I watched it with my partner last weekend and I absolutely loved it, so I reaaaaaaally wanna draw my two fixations together

[vampireautism]

there is an IMAGE in my HEAD and i cannot DRAW IT. hatred and rage.

[flowerflamestars]

there is a CONVERSATION in my HEAD and I cannot WRITE IT. rage and hatred

[ocean-stuck]

there is a VIDEO in my HEAD And i cannot ANIMATE IT. hage and ratred

[y2kbugs-moved]

There is a GAME in my HEAD and I cannot CODE IT. Ratred and hage.

[unscharf-an-den-raendern]

there is a SONG in my HEAD and I cannot COMPOSE IT. haged and rate.

[gender-luster]

there is a MOVIE in my HEAD and i cannot FILM IT. raged and hate

[yahooo-official]

there is a CRAFT in my HEAD and i cannot BUILD IT. snage and snatred

[the-haiku-bot]

there is a CRAFT in

my HEAD and i cannot BUILD

IT. snage and snatred

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[kyatra]

seeing a black and white cow is always so damn awesome it’s like Hey i know that guy.from my kindergarten abcs

[kyatra]

HASHTAG STUPID HASHTAG IDIOT HASHTAG DUMBASS ?!?!!?

[half-gobbled-piece-of-toast]

“I ain’t reading all that” your brain is rotting and shrinking

[greenleavesandwarmbreezes]

Yes, but also, I am begging you on bended knee, paragraph breaks.

[the-haiku-bot]

Yes, but also, I

am begging you on bended

knee, paragraph breaks.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[niknak79]

[odysseusyes]

even with those four numbers there are countless possible combinations good luck with figuring out which one is the right one you punk

[eatsleepcrap]

*straightens calculator*

It’s pretty likely that it’s a four digit number, and as there are four digits chosen there, that means that there cannot be any repetition. This mean that there are:

n!/(n-4)! possible orders. As ‘n’ is 4 (number of digits available). 4!/0! which becomes 4x3x2x1/1 which simplifies to 24. That means that there are 24 possible combinations of codes. This would take you about two or three minutes to input all possible codes.

[crashingsunlight]

Unless an alarm goes off if you don’t get it right in 3 tries

[eatsleepcrap]

*straightens calculator again*

Kick the fucking door in

[the-brave-little-blogger]

well ‘technically’ the code is most likley 1970. statistically, a majority of people, when told to choose a 4 digit code will choose their birth year. and this key pad is obviously a few years old to put it nicely, thats most likley it. 

[everyonesfavoriteging-blog]

some sherlock holmes shit just went down over here

[the-neon-pineapple]

No, no, no. Don’t base your deductions of psychology. Let’s talk chemistry. When you first press a button, there’s more of the natural oils on your skin, and therefore it wears down the numbers on the keys faster. Obviously 0 is the first one, then. Try 0791 first.

Sherlock out.

[perks-of-being-chinese]

woah.

[panicrobot]

it got better

[twistedthicket1-deactivated2022]

and this is why the sherlock fandom could either rule the world or end it….

[ofthefantastic]

Close, but not quite, I think. People will almost always choose a number they can remember. What’s memorable about 0791? Try 0719 - a birthday, 19th of July. That is more likely.

[venatrix26]

Those deductions are great and all, but unnecessary.

The light is green.

The door is already open.

[party-gilmore]

And that’s why we have a John Watson.

[lotrlocked]

This is “top 10 favorite posts” level.

[moriartyfortheevening]

Omg, it’s actually on my dash! This post is like a fossil!

[oriocookie]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame