Why

This blog is about the randoms I per sonly like and the people I like

[oakaiarts]

azula redraws ⚡️⚡️⚡️

[servals-dank-meme-machine]

[bedrottingbangyal]

Okay but that’s genuinely nice. Normally theyd ask for a refund and freak out. Just another reason why I’d trust a furry with my life

[liquor]

[ilovebrucewillis]

[everets]

I want this to be a gif where it zooms into the turtles face and he does a little grin like ” I’m about to eat the sh*t out of these melons”

[franksino]

OK.

[1o9]

[1dietcokeinacan]

Unrestrained summer fun

[dutchster]

hold on. you want me, a MAN, to buy this body wash which doesn’t have the word “SPORT” in the name and it doesn’t say FOR MEN anywhere? nice try, pal

[arcticfoxbear]

Humans Are Weird

So there has been a bit of “what if humans were the weird ones?” going around tumblr at the moment and Earth Day got me thinking. Earth is a wonky place, the axis tilts, the orbit wobbles, and the ground spews molten rock for goodness sakes. What if what makes humans weird is just our capacity to survive? What if all the other life bearing planets are these mild, Mediterranean climates with no seasons, no tectonic plates, and no intense weather? 

What if several species (including humans) land on a world and the humans are all “SCORE! Earth like world! Let’s get exploring before we get out competed!” And the planet starts offing the other aliens right and left, electric storms, hypothermia, tornadoes and the humans are just … there… counting seconds between flashes, having snowball fights, and just surviving. 

[arafaelkestra]

To paraphrase one of my favorite bits of a ‘humans are awesome’ fiction megapost: “you don’t know you’re from a Death World until you leave it.” For a ton of reasons, I really like the idea of Earth being Space Australia.

[radioactivepeasant]

Earth being Space Australia Words cannot express how much I love these posts

[leaper182]

Alien species stare at us openly when we talk about what conditions are like on Earth. “… you need to leave that planet. Now. You’re not safe there.”

[eight-times-nine]

“Your planet is the most hostile planet in the entire sector.” “What?” “Your planet’s extreme atmospheric disturbances, rapid temperature fluctuations, and hostile wildlife… It’s a miracle you survived.” “Oh, so like Australia?” “What is… Australia?” “A place on Earth.” “You have a terrestrial equivalent to your planet on your planet itself? Surely something so terrible cannot exist!” “It’s an alright place, mate; I live there.” “[faints]”

[hedwig-dordt]

There’s oxygen there! It causes fires!

[wywilliams]

alien “WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING?!”

human “thats a dog”

alien “ITS A MURDERMACHINE!”

human “its a fucking corgi, we made dogs from wolves”

alien “what are wolves?”

human “even scarier dogs, we trained them too”

alien *faints*

alien “let me get this straight… you put harmful chemicals… if your food… on PURPOSE?!”

human “they taste good”

alien “THEY BURN THE INSIDE OF YOUR MOUTH!”

human “they taste good”

alien “this planet rains glass sideways, we cant live here”

human “well if we just build a biodome we can”

alien “no i dont thing you understand, its rains glass sideways”

human “then we’ll make sure not to open a window”

[finofilipino]

[snatch-daddy]

Give humanity an inhospitable environment to live in and we’ll have fun showing you how cold it is.

[demonius-darkblade]

its weird to think horses were ever ‘prey animals’ because what fucking predator looks at a 8 foot tall ENORMOUS beast with pitch black devils eyes, terrifying teeth and extremely powerful legs and think ‘yeah lets go attack that one’

[degenerarchy]

well moose are still prey animals so

[demonius-darkblade]

thats fucked up, a moose is like a horse with extra weapons

[gerbildine]

Would you rather they be predators

[demonius-darkblade]

SHIT SHIT SHIT IM SO SORRY

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[taysanimaladventures]

I go to take Mac (Asian water monitor) out for a tour and since he’s sopping wet I want to towel him off. My boss gave me a towel with the Minions on it for this task.

So when I’m first taking him out he freezes. I’m thinking, “okay, is he stuck?” and help him down. Then I see he’s clamped onto the towel.

Eh??? Did someone wipe up rat juice with that towel? I thought it was clean. He won’t let go. I holler for my boss. “Oh sorry I forgot.” Forgot what?

“He hates the Minions. He always does that to this towel.”

So I’m explaining to the tour trying not to keel over laughing the reason we can’t take Mac out is because of his hatred for the Minions.

He eventually let go for a cockroach but that was a good 10 minutes of latching and whipping the towel. I feel you, man. I hate them too.

[clarenecessities]

there’s something endlessly hilarious to me about the phrase “hotly debated” in an academic context. like i just picture a bunch of nerds at podiums & one’s like “of course there was a paleolithic bear cult in Northern Eurasia” and another one just looks him in the eye and says “i’l kill you in real life, kevin”

[crockpotcauldron]

[neverthere12345]

[cptsdvarric]

@ anybody trying to give me verbal instructions

[itsagifnotagif]

Mood

[cheaphalloweencostume]

“bastard” is no contest the funniest curse word

[urban-cryptid]

It somehow implies that the most hienous thing you’ve done is exist

[captn-sara-holmes]

Venom is 1000x more amazing with the realisation that Tom Hardy plays Eddie AND voices Venom lmao its just another film of Tom Hardy arguing with himself