AntisocialCrisis @thisisarobbery5659 - Tumblr Blog

now i’m not saying it’s going to be funny when a cybertruck massacres everyone inside of it because the autopilot hit a concrete barrier going 40 mph, but when the car made out of thick sheet metal with no crumple zones transfers the entire force and energy of the impact into the now liquidated bodies of its driver like a mortal kombat x-ray move, i might laugh

goth-brushbug

"kill them with kindness" wrong. bat attack

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witchy-self-shipper

catchymemes

debellatis

This is.... Absurdly cute. What the fuck.

gallusrostromegalus

It's worth noting that the reason the beaver wants the water to be deeper in the first place is that the Beaver is using the deep water as a pantry:

All summer and fall, beavers gather up branches with the leaves they actually eat, and store it in the deep end of the Pond, where the cold water and limited oxygen keep the leaves fresh all winter, so when it's negative 20 outside, a beaver can take a dip out of it's lodge, grab some refrigerated leaves in the (relatively) warmer water and go back to it's cozy little nap hole while everything else is out there suffering and eating bark or the like.

So it's less "there's a leak in my house" and more "OH SHIT THE FRIDGE!!"

derinthescarletpescatarian

#i loveeee beavers so much. little beasts in the river in their little homes#slapping everything. moving sticks around#what other mammal does this. just builds a little hut and sits in it. can you imagine if deer could do that

Humans do that

aquatic-turquoise-deactivated20

I read that as dual wedding and i had to

sunnyslidetotheleft

lets give them a proper skyrim marriage

g-a-y-g-o-y-l-e

i love how tumblr users play with jpegs like dolls

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

c3rvida3

Being poor makes you so crazy. I've never been able to afford nice kitchen stuff, right? Well, my partner just got me my first mug that's microwave safe, and I've been microwaving everything in all of god's creation in that thing. Hang on a second.

I fucking hate my piece of shit phone. It's always suggesting these scary emojis, like, yeah, when I accidentally hit the emoji button, I wanted SCORPION MONKEY to show up. Thanks so much.

lunlumo

I love how the world perceives tumblr as useless platform. No world news here. No algorithm. No verified accounts. Ads are about Pikachu cosplayer and shoelaces. Folks that's exactly how social media should be

way overdue edit: OP too has learned everything regarding international politics through crabs and that meme but doesn't dare to consider these paranormal/parasocial occurrences as mere news. It's a moment, it's a bliss, it's the nightmare of future generations' history textbooks, you had to be there

brucebocchi

reject modernity. reject tradition. embrace a secret third thing

max1461

three types of guy

max1461

secret fourth guy

perestroika-hilton

Socialism

Futurism

Postmodernism

Anime

Easiest political compass of my life

charlesoberonn

What animal is Snorlax supposed to be?

charlesoberonn

Oh.

Yeah, I see it.

charlesoberonn

funhouse-arts

(og pic under the cut)

Keep reading

stabbyhandsmcmike

Okay, let me try this again..

implalazz

Please give credit if using!

peatmosses

Everyone look at my turtle lamp and weep for how precious he is

quasieli

[Image description: Three photos of a turtle lamp with a stained glass shell. The light within the turtles shell is off in the first photo and on in the second and third photos, giving off an orange-yellow light from the semi-transparent glass shell. End description.]