I’ve Mcfreakin Had It

“I don’t know, I know you told me, but I have had a very long day, I am very small and I have no money, so you can imagine the amount of stress I am in” -the iconic John Mulaney, The Comeback Kid 2016

[0tterpenguins]

Short comic based on this wonderful prompt by @marauders4evr : “Someone needs to make a beautiful comic where Aang’s struggling because Tenzin just became an airbending master but Aang has absolutely no idea how to actually tattoo the arrows because he was only twelve when his entire culture was wiped out, he had only just gotten his tattoos months before he ran away, he would have been far too young to learn the tradition from the side of the tattoo-giver and then said tradition was wiped out forever, so he’s crying as he tries his best, and then Yangchen appears and the Air Nomad Avatar before Yangchen appears and so on and so on, all the way back to the Avatar that came right after Wan, hundreds of Airbenders just sitting with Aang, patiently going over the techniques, cheering when Tenzin stands, bowing to the newest airbender, making sure the culture isn’t lost…”

[old-and-new-friends]

😭😭😭 wait no I love this but I’m actually crying right now.

[peanut-butter-and-kelly]

Same 😭😭😭

[whitepeopletwitter]

[briarin]

I would never need to eat again

[mouchefska]

You wouldn’t. It’s true.

[anxietyproblem]

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[startrekdeepspacenine]

i want you all to know that there’s a breed of draft mules called the American Mammoth Jackass and they are Large Boys

[arcanemagicuser]

mother Fucker unlimited

[askiathedickhead]

[henryclervals]

[memewhore]

[adoranion]

[brokenquill]

The second worst burn that Two Face has ever felt.

[hands0nic-deactivated20160415]

the comment perfected this post

[hyrude]

i was in a thrift shop the other day and they were playing the most unsettling variations of normal christmas music, culminating in this rendition of the 12 days of christmas except it was like 12 guys all singing over each other and going “no!” and interrupting the lyrics with random other phrases until they deadass just started singing 5 golden rings to toto’s africa. can anyone confirm that this is a real song and not that i stroked so hard i astral projected into a universe where everything is somehow worse than it is here

[flaminggoosememe]

https://youtu.be/2Fe11OlMiz8

I remember listening to this in grade school. I am going to go get some Chinese food.

[pizzopaps]

this is what my anxiety attacks sound like

[tchrgleek]

Oh I needed this laugh this evening. Thank you so much.

[cat-memes-only]

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

Astounding how trying to change toxic standards and treating women as the human beings we are provokes such backlash.. *Sigh*

[memewhore]