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[thunderdoves]

Ray Ban Sunglasses Official Charity Event!

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The official charity event of Ray-Ban sunglasses, all styles of glasses are only $24.99! We will donate 50% of the profits to the COVID-19 epidemic prevention department. Every purchase is your support for charity, thank you!

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[thunderdoves]

You die a hero,

Or you live long enough to become

Dirk Strider

[croptool-deactivated20221013]

white people on tumblr

white1: i love broccoli

white2: omg i love broccoli too sooo much

white3: did some1 say broccoli? i love broccoli

white4: i’m factkin with broccoli uwu no doubles

white5: i’’md bbrrococoli ttoo wwhyyr r  uu a a ffakke off mme??

white6: *posts a pic of a broccoli* my boyfriend

white7: i want to shove a broccoli up my pussy

white8: omg guys i found a broccoli vibrator xD

white9: *rbs pics of broccolis and tags everyone in it*

white10: ii jsustt fuckigng lovove brrocoli soso muchy

and then there’s a “broccoli hour” which lasts 3 hours instead and you have to unfollow 10 people

[evil-loli-bitch-from-hell]

This is actually really racist, but really fucking funny. I’m bouta do one with black folks and soul food, then Russians and vodka.

[croptool-deactivated20221013]

your url has loli on it

[evil-loli-bitch-from-hell]

And? Tag my post with pedophilia again. I dare you. I’ll press charges for defamation of character.

[evil-loli-bitch-from-hell]

screencapped and emailed to my lawyer. She will have filed charges by tomorrow afternoon. By law We must allow you 48 hours to remove the offending material. If not, you will be charged with defamation of character, libel, and criminal mischief, all misdemeanors. You will face a judge trial.

Don’t think you won’t be found either. That email with the cap also includes your Dox, which will not be shared publicly. I’ve also forwarded this material to the local FBI field office. They take false accusations of pedophilia VERY seriously. Especially when your uncle is a high ranking Homicide Detective with good friends in the FBI, the US Marshals Office, and the NSA. 

[croptool-deactivated20221013]

hey guys! with this post reaching almost 100k notes, i’d like to inform everyone that sakura (evil-loli-bitch-from-hell) has been reported to the authorities for possession of child pornography and is hopefully being arrested soon.

happy new year!

[daughter-of-sapph0]

What a post.

[thunderdoves]

Yeah. I like broccoli too.

[micdotcom]

This white woman’s shocking account of police brutality reveals the importance of the #BlackLivesMatter movement

Molly Suzanna shared a story on Facebook that she had never told before: when she was 19, she ran a red light while crying, then was pulled over and forcefully removed and beaten by a police officer. She explains in the letter that she believes her situation would have been even worse had she been black — and she ends the letter with an important call to action.

[lanie-love09]

The public needs to hear more stories like this as well.

[lennybaby2]

Wow. This is horrifying.

[the-sarkai]

Cops are drunk on power. Add any ism to that, you have a bunch of abusive, gun wielding, trained to kill, non empathetic, killers running around.

[alexandra-erin]

This woman got hauled out of a window, beaten, stripped, tortured, and humiliated, and she still is able to understand how white privilege saved her life.

[jerico3193]

[frizz01percy]

this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies

[xan-thos-blog]

We need to reblog this so much that the post breaks

[mortis01]

Reblog pls

[caboose-ed]

Fuck @yahoo

[marsh-room]

[foodforthot]

[hustlerose]

fuck a discord server. hmu on google docs and we’ll all just type in different colors. 

[lanqu-e-deactivated20200420]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[1dietcokeinacan]

Me @ both of them as I try to function in society:

[prostheticknowledge]

Outside

Short video by Vladimir Tomin is a series of sketches imagining the real world manipulated through PC desktop software interfaces:

So that’s what it feels like to go outside

Link

[mere-technicality]

[cool-eggs]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I don’t hang out with white dudes who use mustache wax anymore bc it’s only a matter of time b4 they fall in love with me and find out I’m gay and write a song on their…idk..their fuckin harpsichord or banjo or ukulele about the girl from the forest who broke their heart but also they don’t even like hiking

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

i know this seems oddly specific & that’s bc it is

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

3 times

[melissablogs-deactivated2018010]

Friendly reminder that 1200 calories is the recommended amount for a 5 year old

[rambirb-deactivated20221115]

this hit me.

another fact is that 500 calories isn’t even enough for a new born.

why did I go so long convinced that going over 500 in a day was the end of the world?

[naamahdarling]

Another friendly reminder that the United States used 1,000 calorie diets as torture for political prisoners and justified it using the diet industry.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/04/17/bush-torture-memos-commer_n_188190.html

In a footnote to a May 10, 2005, memorandum from the Office of Legal Council, the Bush attorney general’s office argued that restricting the caloric intake of terrorist suspects to 1000 calories a day was medically safe because people in the United States were dieting along those lines voluntarily.

“While detainees subject to dietary manipulation are obviously situated differently from individuals who voluntarily engage in commercial weight-loss programs, we note that widely available commercial weight-loss programs in the United States employ diets of 1000 kcal/day for sustain periods of weeks or longer without requiring medical supervision,” read the footnote. “While we do not equate commercial weight loss programs and this interrogation technique, the fact that these calorie levels are used in the weight-loss programs, in our view, is instructive in evaluating the medical safety of the interrogation technique.”

Another another friendly reminder that the Minnesota Starvation Experiment subjected adult men who were VOLUNTEERS to 1,560 calorie diets and the psychological effects were so profound that one volunteer cut three of his own fingers off and could not remember why.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minnesota_Starvation_Experiment

These men were volunteers who knew exactly what they would be going through and when it would end, and who believed they were doing it for a good and moral reason (the research was used to help rehabilitate victims of starvation and famine at the end of WWII).

And these are the things we are expected to engage in FOREVER to stay at a “healthy” weight.

Reading about the Minnesota Starvation experiment was my wake-up call.  It was what kicked me out of my eating disorder.  The guy missing three fingers, whatever his name was, he was the last straw for me.

Scared me so fucking bad I stopped restricting my food that day, and never went back to it.

[naamahdarling]

Just bringin’ this back around like I sometimes do.

[to-dance-beneath-the-diamond-sky]

Wow. This really hit me hard.

[radicalduck]

EAT

[bigmouthlass]

Fun fact– calorie restriction exacerbates symptoms of pretty much *every* mental illness.

[zenosyneee]

One of the BEST WAYS I fight my anorexia is wising up with scientific facts, and letting go of my twisted logic!!!

When you feel like restricting, remember that diet culture MADE you think restriction=weightloss=skinny=Good.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

well maybe if adoption was more accessible to single parents and lesbian couples, witches wouldn’t have to go haggling for people’s firstborns

[thewitchofwonderlust]

This is one of my favorite posts on this website

[gay-lawyers]

You know a few different times I’ve been asked what my biggest regret in life is and I usually say “I don’t know” but that’s a lie. A fat lie. My biggest regret is one time in 7th grade I broke a glowstick and drew a heart with Sasuke’s name in it on my bedroom wall but if that’s not bad enough you know glowsticks usually fade after a day, right? Well not this one- this one stained the wall so even at a grown ass adult there’s Sasuke’s name in a goddamn giant ass heart on my wall as erasable as the shame in my heart.

[gay-lawyers]

My new biggest regret is this post

[gay-lawyers]

Do not start reblogging this again I swear to god it hasn’t gotten notes for months and now suddenly it’s back in my notifications. I’ve moved out of my house and I am finally free. Let me be free.

[daisenseiben]

You face your shame like a man.

[witchyangela]

So something truly awful I realised about vampires is that they’re meant to like growl and hiss when they’re angry right? But like if some weirdo started growling at me I’m not gonna think “oh scary” but “what have I done to piss off this furry?” In this essay I will explore…

[valtsv]

[prozdvoices]

Visit Original Link

Anonymous said:

Could you please do a clip of Team Rocket using insults that are a lot heavier than “twerp”?

meowth, control yourself

[the-pursuit-of-sappiness]

I HAVE NA EEVER LAGUHED SO HA RD IN MY ENTRE L IF E

[circuitrydemon]

james sounds so fuckin offended like omf

[seafoodmomma-deactivated2021121]

So long twerp! Pikachu belongs to us now!

YEAH YOU FUCKHEAD!

woah meowth that’s going a little overboar-

EAT SHIT AND D  I    E 

meowth. 

[timemachineyeah]

Sometimes I think about the future of self driving cars and how everyone I talk to about that future is like “okay but in an emergency we’ll be able to take back manual control, right?” and I usually placate them by saying, yeah, that’s totally how it’ll happen, but actually we’re already seeing the opposite. Cars with “self driving” features like steering and breaking that kick in and take control from the driver if the driver is about to rear end someone or is in a dangerous situation because the truth is computers can think faster and have better reflexes than us and I think about this going into the future and how if the self-driving cars are able to share their data with each other and learn from the driving experiences of every car on the road soon we’ll have cars that are so massively experienced at driving and avoiding accidents and making microsecond decisions and partial degree turns of the wheels and being so damn precise that automobile accidents will be almost unheard of and that’s when we’ll develop the most wasteful hilarious extreme sport in history where a single human driver will go up against an arena of ultra smart self driving cars and just by driving around recklessly try to coral them into crashing into each other and I tell you I would watch that sport all day.

[thestudentprincesss]

#this didn’t end the way i expected

[timboallthetime-deactivated2024]

[silly-slacker-person]

If you hand those out on Halloween, you deserve whatever vile shit the kids do to your house

[itsthegrimreaper-deactivated202]

I can give these to my turtle

[silly-slacker-person]

THE ONLY ACCEPTABLE REASPN TO GET THESE: feeding a turtle

[ralfmaximus]

Vaguely threatening letter from Dole to the artist who made these.

[jenniferrpovey]

Dole’s required to defend their trademarks or they might lose them. That vaguely threatening letter reads to me as “I have to legally say this but I don’t want to because I’m laughing too hard and they’re actually giving us marketing, but…I have to say it.”