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Fun Fact: I've never broken a bone

[firebreathingeli]

Problamatic show: Totally Spies!

Discuss.

[yoshthethird]

This.

[chrisisjustalie]

tumblr mobile won’t load but I bet it’s the fucking mirror lasers

[andyheckbody-deactivated2020042]

[manicpixievoidbeast]

People whose first language isn’t English please guess the meaning of this

[astrobro]

What in God’s name is business casual

[faketop-deactivated20201219]

[astrobro]

Thanks I got the job!

[mamoru]

i am so tired of peeing. i drink the water, which i apparently need to live or something, then i have to go put the water somewhere else five minutes later. i drink the water, i go to a place to un-drink the water, i wash my hands, i leave, then i have to drink more water. guess where that water ends up? not in me! i give the water to my body and like a child it tosses it out and demands more. all hours of the day all hours of the night no matter what i am doing my life is interrupted by piss and this is bullshit

[kraftykrak3n]

This sounds like it was written by a powerful being that is trapped in a human vessel and keeps having their plans thwarted by bathroom breaks. 

[mamoru]

You know too much.

[arr-jim-lad]

Barbie in the newest movie looks like if Elsa from Frozen was in Mass Effect

Don’t ask me why I know this.

[powerarmor]

i thought this was a constable frozen edit

[vampire-punk-deactivated2017051]

Apparently the plot for this movie is that all the stars are dying and barbie needs to find a way to stop the universe succumbing to a cold dark end which is honestly more terrifying than a lot of actual scifi

[ruffrowdyboiz]

Barbie and the heat death of the universe

[raddestbabe]

everyone’s having their mid-life crises at like 19

[olivertrees]

[acapelladitty]

I wish I put as much effort into my life as Phil Collins did into the Tarzan soundtrack

[hufflepuff-spidey]

One time my Spanish 2 teacher was like “I dont have a lesson today. We’re watching Tarzan” and put it in the VHS (This was 2010). We [sophomores - seniors, I was a junior] were super excited. The movie starts and my friend and I look at each other and say at the same time “IS PHIL COLLINS SINGING IN SPANISH?!” I went home that night and found out Phil Collins sang the songs in the English, Italian, German, Spanish, and French versions of the film. Mind blown.

[katniss-everbeans-deactivated20]

He did not have to go that HORD but Phil did it for us

[captain-athos]

https://youtu.be/6OBIKXAfFLQ

Here’s a compilation, for anyone interested

[lizardclubpresidente-deactivate]

Ok first of all

HOLY SHIT LOL

[cutekittensarefun]

Cute

[cursedimagez]

[tunajorts]

this man is living in 3019

[switchbladesounds-deactivated20]

[kitty2i-blog]

[vividblues]

That cat on the left looks like a grasshopper spider

[courtingtrouble]

The Umbrella Academy + The Onion

[catchymemes]

[4gifs]

[officialjiggly]

this guy would survive in movies

[thenarator]

girl i hope you appreciate your boyfriend. he just stood practically on top of a horror movie monster so you could get out of the elevator first. he loves you.

[ambrister-deactivated20140817]

are we going to ignore the actress who got kicked in the face

[a-lemon-tree-blog]

well thats the price you pay for fucking terrifying someone

[pearlmarley]

This whole post is GOLD

[krispythinkings]

[99fandomsandmarvelisone]

Yea, if you’re an actor and you deliberately try to freak people out then you need to be aware it’s flight or FIGHT. There’s a chance that someone will run away screaming but someone could also square up and try to kick your creepy ass.

By deciding to be a creepy bastard you are accepting the possibility that you might end up getting hurt and I do not feel sorry for you.

[timdrakeothy-deactivated2022031]

But a quick reminder: if you go to a haunted house, DONT GO if you know you react to fear with violence. You’re paying to be scared by these actors; they’re doing their jobs. They don’t deserve to be punched for something you signed off on.

But if you’re an actor or prankster who’s picking targets who didn’t consent ahead of time, be warned, you might get punched.

[sublimebeeessry]

Every discussion point on this post is gold

[molinaesque]

Charles Dance fanboying about Dame Judi Dench and Dame Maggie Smith

[optimysticals]

Queens of Awesome

[toastbutteregg]

why are dogs so cute its illegal

[dutchster]

do celebrity pets know they’re pets of celebrities

[marrythenightmp3]

yes