the enviable catharsis of crushing a watermelon in your jaws

aesthetic blog for 8-Ball, motw character (playbook: the constructed) main @avatarofterminus

[agnes-nielsens]

they call me the information withholder for reasons i won't get into

[shadowblade8192]

9/11 could never happen today because the twin towers arent there anymore for some reason

[brucebocchi]

i can be trusted around the box of ice cream sandwiches in your freezer

[kindlysirwolf]

opens my jaw real wide and does this to u

[amazoogle]

i know every phone number

[sidequestsofacomposer]

do you know who they all belong to?

[amazoogle]

everyone that has phones

[woodrider]

what's mine

[amazoogle]

hole in the ground for extracting minerals

[serious-tabaxi]

can you tell me what my phone number is?

[amazoogle]

i can basically do whatever i want

[6mayhem]

wait i just found out you can be nice to people and be their friend i thought we had to kill them all cause i was raised in a lab to be a living weapon

[youcanstillwhistle]

I think the "pre" and "post" parts in "preposterous" should cancel each other out but everyone else seems to find my idea completely erous

[cryptotheism]

I just felt someone Z-target me

[search-queery]

[clearly circle-strafing you] don't be ridiculous

[insecuregodcomplex]

[lesbianboyfriend]

[tweet reading: Everything I say is a joke Unless you agree And in that case Speak to me privately I have even crazier ideas /end ID]

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[taxus-fraud]

Hey guys, my opponent just fused their entire side of the board into a gestalt entity, which is currently dissecting and calcifying my pieces such that they fit into its twisted vision of an eternal, perfect state of the universe. What's the best counter in this situation?

[sirfuckhead]

i don’t bet on losing dogs i bet on winning dogs. they’re just having a bad day. i’m sure they’ll win next time

[bayesic-bitch]

Since this has come up a number of times, I think it's time I finally made an explainer for the Monty Hall problem that I can link to in the future. Especially because there's been a bunch of answers that are almost correct, but if you try to apply the same reasoning to other problems, like the frog problem, they'll give you the wrong answer. See, normally if you go pick one of two doors, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But the Monty Hall Problem is a statistical freak and its not normal. So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat it. Then you add the goat to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way at Let's Make a Deal, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because the goat KNOWS he can't beat me and he's not even gonna try! So, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Let's Make a Deal. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at Let's Make a Deal. See, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Let's Make a Deal.

[prokopetz]

Frankly, I’m up for anything that could reasonably be described as “shenanigans”, though in a pinch I’m willing to settle for causing a ruckus.

[charlesoberonn]

I offered somebody a penny for their thoughts and they shared their two cents. That's a 100% return on investment.

[barstoolblues]

add that to your trivia and pursue it

[greelin]

[looks up at you with my large sad wet eyes] Can i have some dollars for the vending machine. one hundred thousand of them