Your local plant-loving cryptid

oh,,, to be a tiny bat taking a lil daytime nap inside of a carnivorous pitcher plant 🦇 •I go by Tim and any pronouns are cool w me• 🇵🇸 Free Palestine 🇵🇸

[i-am-a-fish]

I just want to love and be loved. why is lunch twelve dollars now

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

when a browser loses old tabs and it's what the fuck those were heirlooms

[mortimermcmirestinks]

I've discerned the fundamental problem of being an extrovert with introvert friends

[ayesopod]

something terrible. echoes of past intrusions. barely discernible

[catcrumb]

[fruitgravies]

the gentleman vampire's evening routine

insta • twt • bsky

[titsay]

guardian of the forest

[shore-birds]

playing with my skull #myskull

[theterribletenno]

I'm not going to fuck my computer

[mads-schubert]

"I met the war..."

[darkcomedies]

reading a “there was only one bed fic” and the characters have decided to share the bed as long as they stay on their sides. i’m really glad they figured that whole mess out and am excited to read about them staying on their sides of the bed until morning^-^

[darkcomedies]

oh dear

[mockingmolly]

“The ritual, the containment field of energy, suddenly drops. And all you hear, between the two of you as the shadow encases Nott, is this terrible laugh.

You’ve sensed this before, things like this. But lying deep in the heart of Nott’s form is a curse that still holds her. Something that still grips her essence, from whatever creature laid this fate upon her.” - Matt Mercer (ep 91, stone to clay)

so like hey Matt wtf 

[feefal]

If you’re a fruit, make sure to NOT ferment your natural sugars into alcohol before your work interview.

[feefal]

Inspired by this diva

[i-am-a-fish]

DUDE i just realized that they call it porridge because it's goopy amd when you serve it you have to pour itge

[i-am-a-fish]

[i-am-a-fish]

don't be mean to yourself that's you

[i-am-a-fish]

you live there

[i-am-a-fish]

You is fih...🐎

I'm fih..

[i-am-a-fish]

I'm reaching levels of sleepy I never thought possible