Leave me Be

I'm trying my best Void/Eli-He/Him-24

[iamthekingdom-iamnotyourqueen]

[danwithouttheplan]

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For the record:

For the record pt 2:

The dictionary that I used to verify the pronunciation (Merriam-Webster, but Oxford shows the same) did not include the native pronunciation.

[sloppystyle]

[poochcrew]

[schnattergans]

Aw, a cute puppy! ^_^

This picture (and this blog) might look family-friendly at first glance, but look deeper! See it? Yep, that’s a dick. But so far, this is only a:

THIS BLOG REGULARLY PARTICIPATES IN PENIS FRIDAYS!

This means, every friday there will be much more than just puppies with dick shaped fur colours, but actual naked dicks, bare butts and RL explicit PORN on this blog. I mean it. Explicit porn. No kidding. Guys getting it on in form of pictures, gifs and videos. The whole package. Don’t say you weren’t warned!

If you don’t want any of that on your dash, you can easily blacklist the tag “penis friday” - all posts are reliably tagged.

This blog is officially marked adults only for good reason… ^_~

[mirakurutaimu-deactivated202005]

what the fuck

[fucks-spock]

[neyhaz]

We are dangerously close to Penis Friday

[shima-draws]

Everybody stop what you’re doing RIGHT NOW and celebrate the last Out of Touch Thursday of 2020

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

OUTTA TOUCH THURSDAY!

[analog-machine]

The last Out of Touch Thursday of 2021

[mrtylers]

The last Out of Touch Thursday of 2022!

[transgendercyborg-deactivated20]

The Final Out Of Touch Thursday 2023!

[nick-nonya]

The Final Out Of Touch Thursday 2024!

[zzoupz]

The Final Out Of Touch Thursday 2025! (Merry Christmas!!)

[superinframan]

[kurgy]

wheres seasons greasons

[kurgy]

[kurgy]

its that time of year again

[theangriestlittleunicorn]

It doesn’t have to be

[kurgy]

its not optional

[deepthroatmom]

[apjvff]

*pounds on ur windshield as u hide inside ur car with doors locked*

[holycheesenrice-blog]

seriously? are you kidding me? 

That is a CHILD. Have some fucking decency.

[deepthroatmom]

*pops your tires w/ my strong front teeth and goes for the kill*

[galacticcrash]

Do you remember the first RANDOM* shiny Pokemon you've found?

Yes (tell me :V)

I think so? Maybe? (tell me anyway :V)

No :(

I've never found a random shiny

I don't play pokemon

Voting ended onNov 17, 2025

*by random i mean non-scripted, not hunting for it actively, you're just wandering around in any game and you just found it somewhere

(tell me the game too, not just the pokemon :V)

[were--ralph]

Gen 1 oddish i think! I didnt know what it meant for years lol

edit apparently it was gen 2 LMAO

[emtropi]

the alien when it bursts out of someone‘s chest:

[willgrahamscock]

[gayrandalgraves]

can you guys watch my normal dog for a second I have to run to the bathroom

[fantasticmojo47]

#listen. you know I'm always down to dogsit for a friend. but here's the thing (tags via @legionofpotatoes)

[wolfsheims]

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Numb // Linkin Park 80s Remix

[hirasawaschoiceass]

this remix is basically this image:

[vitabreva]

Taking the kids trick or treating in the fun neighborhood this year!

[tinkeringtenno]

IT'S OCTOBER IT SHOULDN'T BE 80 FUCKING DEGREES

[amygdalae]

[amygdalae]

✨️Tarkle on, it's Tuesday! Don't forget to kill the iron golem in 5 hits, then slip off some rafters and die✨️

[discreet45]

[fiztheancient]

i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video

[jerkstorecalling]

I could probably recite this entire video, word-for-word, on demand.

[toolusingmammalgirl]

Goddamn, this is nearly thirty years old and it fits like a glove into contemporary shitpost cadence and aesthetics, this is High Art

[sm1j-deactivated20260310]

“that’s right

we’ll fuck your wife”

[quackatomic]

IT BETTER NOT BOUNCE OR YOU’RE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER

[notmusa]

holy shit this was made the year i was born

[kunaigirl]

ALWAYS REBLOG BIG BILL HELL’S CARS!

[googlepliers]

Happy 21st of September!

[sashayed]