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[butchdemiurge]

2027 has to be the year that the lesbian community starts trying to get over lesbian sheep syndrome, because if I have to hear about another lesbian becoming deeply jealous over their friend-crush of multiple years whom they have never made a move on starting to talk about other people who actually actively want and make moves for them, or god forbid, hear about another genuinely fully adult lesbian try to have their friend ask girl(s) out for them, i may just need to become dyke joker

[mon3trs]

in space no one can hear you moan like a girl

[fat-fuck-hairy-belly]

Ground control here, we can hear you just fine

[elucubrare]

i wish my brain were not full of gludge. i would like to be using it & because of the gludge i cannot do that.

[st-dionysus]

The dom shortage is fake. The top shortage is fake. The masc/butch shortage is fake. You just have bad vibes.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

shoutout to my middle school computer teacher Mr Fleetwood. sorry I insisted on calling you "Fleetwood iMac" but in my defense it was clearly funny

[nikfromtheinternet]

common grackle and red-winged blackbird best friends forever!!!

[beyoursledgehammer]

I need to stop looking at pictures of me from when I had a deathhawk because I really want to shave my head again but also I hate growing it out 🫠

[beyoursledgehammer]

I could rock a mohawk with pigeon hair right... right???

[beyoursledgehammer]

I need to stop looking at pictures of me from when I had a deathhawk because I really want to shave my head again but also I hate growing it out 🫠

[beyoursledgehammer]

I could rock a mohawk with pigeon hair right... right???

[gentlekiss]

source

[natalikoromotoart]

Ceramic babies✨

[hellallamerican]

a ton of people have unexpectedly followed me over the last 2 days so here is my rent-lowering gunshot:

the american south is the most racially diverse and poorest region of the united states, and any political sentiment that treats the south is stupid or expendable is inherently racist and classist. a lot of y'all are racist and classist. the south is also the heart of american culture. argue with a wall. you cannot deny that everybody in the entire world does not emulate artists from atlanta. there is vested interest in keeping the south poor and uneducated BECAUSE this is the most racially diverse region in this country. if you actually give a fuck about progress, you would fight for the south, not mock us.

[fluentisonus]

they're trying to get me to do something called ""my job"" instead of reading about medieval english poaching laws

[drtrinitysantos]

the kids are calling them "stone fruits." they start off small—think cherries. then they're hooked and they need a quick fix, they get peaches, maybe some nectarines. it's all they can think about. before you know it, they're trying the really hard stuff—apricots, plums. once they taste a mango there's no going back.

[cloudabserk]

when men are like “women need to be nicer and more complimentary to men” i CRINGE! why don’t MEN get more complimentary to men. start telling your friends you want to fuck them. don’t make women pick up YOUR slack

[vincentpriceofficial]

the phrase "a matter unrelated to the revolution" pops into my head so often

[vincentpriceofficial]

#why did you break mutuals w that person? a matter completely unrelated to the revolution

sorry i just realized this post is like ungoogle-ably niche. this is the phrase robespierre used in his privates notes of dirt on his political rival danton when he said danton accused their mutual friend and colleague camille desmoulins of (paraphrased) "a private and shameful vice, but a matter completely unrelated to the revolution" (the point being danton is an asshole bc he was talking shit about his good friend behind his back). seared into my brain of course bc this is the single shred of primary evidence from which hilary mantel wove her beautiful webs of bisexual psychosexual depravity

[amiya-shirou]

(Guy who has only read the manga of Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind and hasn't really watched Miyazaki's other movies) yeah I love the #ghibli aesthetic

[samusblewupmyplanet]

#aesthetic #comfy vibes

[modelsof-color]

Ola Odewole for Givenchy S/S 27 Men's Lookbook