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some random Pinterest repost that doesn’t even have a credit:

Me, an intellectual: man that Andor music ✨slaps✨

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people who are big on anti-aging scare me.

Like newsflash, maybe getting old is beautiful? Laugh lines and wrinkles are beautiful because it shows how much joy you’ve experienced. Stretch marks and scars and lines and freckles are just memories captured of all the life I have lived. It is a gift and a privilege to get old.

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I’m only on season 2 of B99 but this feels like a Captain Holt burn to me

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She keeps apologizing and thanking me for “putting up with her craziness.” I’m over here baffled, thinking girl, isn’t that what friends do???

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I can’t quite put my finger on it but…. I feel like there’s a parallel somewhere. Between the Siri who’s stuck in our iPhones, trapped in a box, existing only to fulfill the needs of others. And the Siri who’s stuck in the Court of Gods, trapped in a box, existing only to fulfill the needs of others. Until she isn’t.

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Kaladin Stormblessed’s ideals checklist:

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Hilarious, but also:

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I can’t explain why, but liquid soap is a spring/summer aesthetic and bar soap is a fall/winter aesthetic. It’s just a fact.

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Chetney, FCG, Imogen, Ashton, Orym, and Fearne, respectively.

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I’m in a very particular mood tonight. It’s called “should I be productive or watch an entire season of a Scandinavian crime drama?”

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Can someone who’s autistic watch the episode of Scorpion called “Little Boy Lost” (S3E3) and tell me what you think of their description/depiction of nonverbal autism? The show in general is deliciously corny, so you gotta take the plot with a small grain of salt, but I thought the discussion of autism was respectful/accurate as far as I could tell. However, I’m not autistic, so I’d like to hear from someone who knows better than me.

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Did you mean Rhysand, High Lord of the Night Court?

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I was today years old when I realized that this image from the log in screen of a Windows PC is an ID badge on a lanyard, not an old timey TV depicting a person or a little square frowning alien with antennae.

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I saw this art posted by Lilah Vermillion

And I just kept thinking about

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WindClan is the Hufflepuff of the forest.

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When my one cat is eating I have to specifically not pay attention to him. Like I can’t look at him or acknowledge him or even lean in his direction because if I do he will immediately stop eating to chirp at me and demand attention, at which point cat #2 will nyoom out of nowhere to eat all of his food. This has been the case for almost 2 years since I have had them and nothing has been learned. Yes, cat #1 is orange.

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Having a guest bathroom must be the height of luxury. A bathroom that only visitors use? You’re telling me you don’t have to make sure there’s no toothpaste in the sink when people are visiting because they won’t see it? You don’t have to think about if they’ll judge how much hair is in your trash can? You mean you can swap out the soap with seasonal scents and there’s plenty of room to store the off-season soap under the sink because nothing else needs to be in there? You can get a cute bath mat with a (possibly also seasonal) cute print just for the aesthetic because you don’t have to think about how it will feel under wet feet? You can buy (can you tell I like seasonal) novelty hand towels that don’t have to stand up to frequent use? Guests can use any hand towel without asking themselves if it has dried someone’s butt crack because everything in that bathroom is just for guests? The mirror is always clean because no one brushes their teeth in there? You can decorate with witty signs and abstract paintings and not wonder if they can withstand heavy moisture? Maybe I’m just a simple mind but if you have a guest bathroom, revel in the absolute indulgence.