Mulder-coded Scullygirl Thoughts

I do not *gaze* at Agent Scully

[california-112]

They are emailing eachother

[jomjjeoro]

hey guys. this is my invention. check it out

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World Heritage Post

[peasant-player]

Ungoliant

Primeval devourer of light

[your-fav-is-a-lesboy]

fox mulder from the x files?

Fox Mulder [X Files] is a Lesboy

[glowcowboy]

holy shit just remembered i’m here to laugh and jump and cry and sing and dance and hug and run and play and scream and weep and eat and drink and blast music and have fun and love and love and love and love and love!!!!

[jace-targaryen]

THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE RETURN OF THE KING (2003) dir. peter jackson

[nealashitposts]

So I've got this friend whose nervous because she's trans and dating this guy who she hasn't told yet because they've only been on a two dates. For this story let's call the friend Jane and the guy she was dating Jason. Happy ending don't worry.

So I tell Jane to bring her boy over to a bbq I'm having and she can tell him she's trans at my place surrounded by queer and trans people who love her and will support her if he ends up being awful.

She waits till the end of the bbq to tell him the news, by which point the rest of us have learned that Jason is a kind, friendly, empathetic, hard working, dummy. So we sit down, all of us a little worried about this gym bro's reaction when she tells him she's trans, and that she understands if he doesn't want to keep dating her it's no big deal.

He's baffled, so we explain what trans is, and after the disclosure that she hasn't had bottom surgery yet...

"Oh you have a dick?"

"... yeah."

He look's around at the room full of people with baited breath, his clearly a little afraid girl friend says

"Oooohhhh! I get it! You think- don't worry Babe! Watch this!"

And ya'll this man jumps up, runs into the kitchen and returns with one of the bratwurst we had for grilling and proceeds to tilt his head back, put it down his throat, hold it in his mouth for a moment, and spit it up without even a whisper of a gag and then looks around at the group absolutely beaming with pride.

My mans saw his worried girlfriend and her support network and thought to him self "Oh they don't think I can't please my girl, but I'll show them!"

[nealashitposts]

I do feel the need to add that later he excitedly tell the group that as a straight guy, he never thought that skill would be useful outside hotdog eating contests.

[hyperrbolic-orange]

"Man its too bad that im straight since I've got like no gag reflex and all."

"Honey, I must tell you, i am in fact trans and I have not had bottom surgery."

"My god... everything's coming up Jason."

[dancinbutterfly]

Pure of heart dumb of ass hetero of sexual

[darkcrowprincess]

@brightlotusmoon honestly stories like this make me believe love and good people actually exist.

[brightlotusmoon]

I was just thinking about this exact post the other day.

[theartofmadeline]

happy pride to the gay people in my computer <3

[gaywill]

i should be allowed to kill people based on how they talk about lesbians

[despazito]

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

[puppygirllaika]

yes!!! thank you!!! I hate when people do this, it's one of my uh... one of my... oh no...

[monsterbutch]

happy pride to fat dykes specifically

[lettevloop]

happy pride to everyone’s fav queers

the clip of tommy drinking caprisun genuinely does something to me

[aphrostiel]

The Post-Modern Prometheus

one of my favorite x-files episodes!!

[aphrostiel]

"I do not gaze at Scully"

[aphrostiel]

the lone icemen

i love this part of the episode so much. also fun fact! bruce harwood used to be a figure ice skater in his youth :D

[ruthyless-deactivated20140511]

when i was younger i had a really bad fear of danny devito when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse danny devito and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alon

[tardis-mind-palace]

Your brother is the best

[elrondbaggins]

Who the fuck changed this from vampires to Danny devito

[aliceinpunderland-blog]

the real question is why I was completely ready to accept that this person had a debilitating childhood fear of Danny Devito

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[kiyomeji]

Do you find me spooky, Scully?

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