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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Not today Justin
if i look back, i am lost
trying on a metaphor
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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give a man a guitar and he’ll play for a day, teach a man guitar and today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna throw it back to you
I swear to God I am so tired of this meme. You guys need to leave Wonderwall alone, seriously by now you should’ve somehow realized what you gotta do
my friend asked if i was gonna stop laughing at wonderwall jokes.
i said maybe
World Heritage Post
I also enjoy video of this man’s dead wife
The glare from the sun occasionally obscuring her face does kinda make me think that the viewer is struggling to remember her
The immediate cut to the most dead wife video ever took me out lmao
I have been obsessing with Spy x Family again, as well as Ponyo
like- y'all see the vision, right?
Thats the context for this meme???
I feel like I've been robbed the whole time. This is magical.
I'm dying
Romeo and Juliet retelling but it's a married couple who are planning to carve time out of their busy schedules to go out together, but she decides to take a little nap to try to get more energy to stay up later, and when he finds her asleep he assumes she's gone to bed for real so he goes all the way to sleep (I'm talking sleep mask + vaporub + white noise + melatonin, or whatever routine people do for a REALLY good sleep) and when she wakes up from her nap and finds him out cold she just goes to bed too. Tragic 😔
I need to build a collection of these low-stakes Modern Shakespeare retellings
problematic sudoku solving skills gap
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Harvesting my wheat
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Can I fucking help you?
my senior english teacher told me that any scene with a woman in a cornfield in every piece of literature ever is about her journey to womanhood/pleasuring herself in the field and i just.... believed her
What
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Most liked psychiatrist in berlint general
Younger folk are getting really good at spotting AI slop, to the consternation of marketing execs.
Found on Mastodon.
From what I remember of back when Millennials were outpacing Boomers at internet and tech stuff in general, this is going to cause a lot of issues for companies angling to use slop in marketing because the younger set are always going to be better at spotting it than the older, but the older are going to be the ones approving marketing campaigns and ads and etc. Meaning, the older people will not ever be able to tell what might actually convince the younger.
The good news is that if it persists and Gen Z and Gen Alpha continue to scoff at the generated stuff, then marketing departments aiming at them will just have to give up on using it because they won't be able to figure out how to fool their targets with it.
The bad news is that this won't apply to scams and campaigns aimed at older people, so once again we're going to have a situation where the kids will be the ones lunging across the coffee table to stop Mom from giving her financial info to that really obvious fake scam mom oh my god do NOT buy that it isn't even a real thing.
Anyway godspeed to the younger generations.
sxf fanart backlog! 🤲 (doodles included)
Pre reveal Loid admitting to himself that he loves Anya and then thinking that in front of her.
Anya just snapping around like PAPA LOVES ME????
Having to bite her tongue and Not say it back because he's looking at her Real confused and he'll know she's a mind reader if she just starts saying that back or him at the park.
Biting her tongue and waiting. Wanting to say it back to him. Eager for the opportunity.
Him getting nervous because She's clearly nervous about something and He doesn't know what.
Yor knowing something is off all of the sudden but not knowing what. Loid expressing his own concern and confusion. Maybe Yor can ask her? Anya clams up when he does.
But she can't tell Mama. Because what if Mama thinks it's weird she's so eager to say I Love You to her Papa who has always been hers. (Except not really)
Almost saying it at dinner. But is that strange when they never said it before? It's not hamburger steak. If she said I love you after hamburger steak they'd understand.
Not wanting to say it at all during homework time.
Sitting next to him on the couch while they read spy wars together as they have so many nights before and wanting to say it. Him wondering why she's so distracted.
Her bringing out a book at bedtime and asking him to read it. "That one's short enough. I suppose. Just the one book, it's getting late."
Watching him the whole time because she wants to hear Him say it again and she's so nervous. Him closing the book and sitting next to her on the bed and asking her in that gentle tone of his what's wrong.
"I love you Papa." Forcing it out because she's still so scared to say it. Almost incomprehensible as she buries it in his thigh as she clings to him.
But he understands. She hears him echo it. She... Loves me? "I... I love you too." And there is no lie in his head as he pets hers. Even if it hurts him to say like it hurt her a little to say.
Pops her head up. "I love you Papa!" Meets his eyes.
"I love you Anya." He echoes back. Like they are practicing saying it. Which they are. Unfamiliar words. Words for Yor and Anya but not him.
Throws her arms around his neck and hugs him. "I love you. I love you Papa."
He holds her back. Those words are so hard to say. Terrifying and horrible and certainly mean the end for him. Squeezes her tight to his chest. How did she know? Did she? Or is this just his adopted daughter being so much braver than him. Than he could ever be?
"I love you Anya." There are tears and a smile that is too real for his face. "I love you."
"and we're going to have to ease into this or else Yor is going to get very suspicious of us."
Like I don't think you guys comprehend what happened in Poland just now but everyone needs to be talking about it.
A random influencer decided he'll listen to an anti cancer song on loop. People liked it enough times he ended up listening for 9 days.
He raised 90 million in these 9 days, and then 160 million more over the last 10 hours, for a total of 250 million.
Hundreds and thousands of people signed up to donate marrow.
Hundreds of celebrities shaved their heads in solidarity.
The Foundation receiving this money had to create a special commission to figure out how to distribute the money.
The national TV stations got highjacked to stream this for hours because it was better news than anything happening in the world.
Because we broke and DOUBLED the world record for this kind of thing.
They raised about as much as the biggest running charity event in Poland did in a whole year with three decades of tradition and a goddamn army of people.
And they did it on a goddamn amateur set up in a shabby room sitting on folding chairs.
Little update: people keep donating despite the stream being over. We're at 280 million in the fight against cancer.
Łatwogang refuses to collab with companies that only reached out to him now because of popularity or give interviews. He said any medals people wanna give them should go to the doctors and nurses and the cancer patients.
Someone offered to renovate that shabby little flat for him as a thank you. He refused.
Someone counted up how many people appeared in that room during the whole thing - it was 319 total.
Love to hear it. Love news articles too.
https://www.reuters.com/business/healthcare-pharmaceuticals/polish-nine-day-charity-stream-breaks-records-support-kids-with-cancer-2026-04-27/
Just love this headline phrasing.
Polish streamer Łatwogang’s charity livestream has raised over 203 million złoty for children with cancer, breaking the charity stream recor
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my humor 2016
happy 3 year anniversary of wheeze man
Finally, the original has crossed my dash.
@strangezeroz welcome to tumblr where the app decides when you can be gifted with the sight of og memes, you cannot look for these yourself via the search engine, you won’t find them, you have to wait to be gifted them
For those of you who might be new here, Tumblr has no algorithm, legendary memes are brought to your dash by mutuals like pet cats bringing you dead birds.
I'm not sure where (especially historically) the cutoff would have been but if Anya is like 4 and runs short and her peers are 6 I wonder if there doesn't come a time when she's a young teen where Loid just sits her down like
Loid: Anya. Were you actually six when I adopted you
Anya: Not even close. I think
Loid, hands in head: That explains so much of your academic troubles. I'll will tell the pediatrician you don't need growth hormone we just have your age wrong. I was so worried.
Anya: WAIT NO PAPA I WANNA BE TALL. I WANT THE GROWTH HORMONE. PAPA COME BACK
Nazis crashing the fuck out at Elmo for no reason is one of my new favorite genres. Literally this pic:
I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.
w-what if potato is actually lucky
