kkir dynamic where kakashi gets back at iruka for being such a little shit to the anbu (aka almost always kakashi) as a kid by pulling shit at the mission desk. nuisances to lovers.
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kkir dynamic where kakashi gets back at iruka for being such a little shit to the anbu (aka almost always kakashi) as a kid by pulling shit at the mission desk. nuisances to lovers.
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so i havent actually seen project hail mary and have been trying to avoid spoilers, but goddamn does bloodymary have a chokehold on me. i HAVE seen iron lung though, and i had Thoughts
ANYWAY
ive seen in a lot of fics that simon distrusts grace at first, to varying degrees based on the fic. however, i raise you this:
a simon who sees grace and gets so violently protective and angry on grace's behalf bc this poor man clearly is being manipulated and lied to *himself* bc grace doesnt think the quiet rapture happened and is being kept in a nice little cage (the hail mary) to keep him thinking the stars still exist and so clearly grace is the one in the cult (spoiler alert: its simon whos in a cult)
i feel the need to mention that i would not be uwu-ifying grace, mind you, but grace just has so much wet cat sad boy energy you cant help but be like "awwwww". simon, likewise, has abused dog energy that also makes me say "awwwww"
big fan of how a couple of hints were dropped that iruka is actually way stronger than he lets on and then nothing came of that
hypercompetent iruka save me... save me hypercompeteng iruka...
when a fic has the BEST tags and the most SCRUMPTIOUS summary but the mc is also tagged with a relationship you dont like
im gonna give it a try anyway, but im nervous
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does anyone know whats going on? i feel like they normally update faster, im lowk kinda worried
sooo... ao3 is down... but for when it comes back, i have a request:
does anyone have naruto fics (new hyperfixation that, of course, only struck in the hours b4 ao3 went down yesterday) where sasuke is blind? one of the few fics i managed to have up b4 ao3 went down is "frayed truths" by RecklessWriter, and i absolutely *loved* the part where sasuke blinded himself out of desperation (though in this fic he ends up getting an eye transplant). i love sasuke, and so i must read whump and/or hurt/comfort of him.
any recs? can be on ao3, ff.net, idc (tho obv ao3 will just be pulled up and waiting until ao3s back)
refuse to portray teenage Severus as a perfect, utterly helpless victim who was left not knowing what to do against four repulsive bullies, because no, Severus Snape was not a perfect victim. Severus Snape was half-muggle and had grown up surrounded by violence and poverty in a working-class neighbourhood where he had probably seen horrible things, and he had far more street sense than people like to admit. He knew —because this is something you learn in those environments— that if someone hits you, you hit back, and if they try to push you around, you’re allowed to push back six times harder.
He was resentful, and he was violent, and he defended himself the way any working-class kid would have. The problem was not that he didn’t fight back; the problem was that his bullies outnumbered him and had money, social capital, and the approval of the adults in charge. And that is what made it impossible for him to truly defend himself, because you can use your fists, but they are useless when the establishment is against you.
So for me, Severus is never going to be a perfect victim. He is a victim, because he didn’t just suffer bullying, he also suffered classism, marginalisation, and social injustice. That makes him a victim. But he fought back. He fought back with nails, teeth, and knives if necessary, because defending yourself does not stop you from being a victim.
Sectumsempra
Once we have the timeline straight between the werewolf incident and Snape’s Worst Memory, there’s one thing that jumps off the page: the creation of Sectumsempra.
And boy, is it a nasty spell.
Unlike the other creations littered through the Prince’s Potions book, this one is clearly labelled: For enemies.
Sectumsempra is akin to an invisible sword. Wielded correctly, it’s a hex that can slice, dice and ultimately, kill. Lupin commented years later that it was Snape’s specialty, so he clearly practiced and honed his skill.
Sectumsempra is a huge departure from the other created spells found in the Prince’s Potions book, which are either useful (Langlock; Muffliato) or arguably jocular in intent (toe-nail growing hex; Levicorpus). In contrast, there’s no jokey element to Sectumsempra; the intent is to cause great harm.
Langlock is the first spell that really intrigues me; it has a very deliberate outcome - and why would you want to stop someone from talking? Well, in your early years at Hogwarts, it’s how you prevent someone from spell casting, because younger students aren’t skilled in non-verbal casting.
So I think that points to Snape trying to defend himself when being attacked four-on-one; but it’s curious that none of his early spells are particularly nasty or vicious, and that Sectumsempra is such an elevation in horror.
So what changes?
Enter: the werewolf incident.
I think this broke Snape.
I think he’d handled the four-on-one bullying for as long as he could, and Sirius had unwittingly changed the rules of the game. It wasn’t “just” bullying; it wasn’t just harassing and irritating and picking on him. It wasn’t just calling him names, and flicking some hexes down the corridor.
This time, they tried to kill him.
And when we look at the timeline, we can see that they didn’t have the decency to leave him alone after that…which implies that they can’t have been severely punished for their actions, because they show little remorse.
That in turn suggests that Snape probably felt isolated. We already know that Lily had sided with James Potter’s version of events, and if the Marauders weren’t punished harshly by the teachers, then he probably felt as if they wouldn’t defend him in the future.
So Snape created Sectumsempra. It’s the magical equivalent of a bullied kid taking a penknife to school to defend himself. He created a knife, and having learnt his lesson from Levicorpus, he unleashed it nonverbally, ensuring that nobody would be able to use it against him in retaliation.
severus snape and the ongoing theme of “insufficient masculinity” (aka homophobia/transphobia)
snape is introduced at a young age wearing a “women’s blouse”, which petunia uses to mock him
snape, when appearing to neville as a boggart, wears neville’s grandmother’s clothing when neville uses riddikilus on him
during “snape’s worst memory”, james turns snape (who he sees as a potential romantic rival) upside down and strips him/humiliates him in an attempt to impress lily, and after snape yells at lily and calls her a mudblood, lily covers up her (justifiably) hurt feelings by commenting on his dirty underwear
snape’s patronus, confirmed by jkr to be a symbol of “true love, love everlasting”, unlike james’ stag, mirrors lily’s patronus by being a doe (which much of the fandom considers to be a sign of obsession, despite never levelling the same accusations against tonks’ wolf patronus mirroring remus’)
most, if not all, of the significantly positive/grounding forces in severus’ life are women (eileen, lily, narcissa, mcgonagall)
feel free to add more if u can think of any
-his handwriting was described as feminine -he specialised in potions which is rather feminine due to its connection to cooking -he worked as a spy in a way that i felt was more traditionally feminine (mata hari as opposed to james bond) -the nickname his bullies gave him referenced crying which is something boys aren’t allowed to do
He’s not an attacker, the sum total of his interactions with the marauders are defensive, and aggressive defensive, rather than offensive - which is the opposite of the ‘masculine’ trait of overt and confrontational aggression
-he is terrible at sports and not only that, the girl he wants to impress laughs at him -he often assists with healing. slughorn who is a fellow potions master doesn’t -he has little control over his emotions which isn’t strictly feminine but compare it to other male characters’ outbursts and you see there’s this element of ‘he’s overreacting.’
- Speaking of healing: when he creates his first confrontational offensive spell (sectumsempra), its not only “overkill” in the spirit of ‘overreacting’, but he creates a spell that heals the wounds immediately and that spell is described as a lullaby
-we never see him use the full force of his powers -thematically speaking if sirius is a stand in for james then severus is a stand in for lily -he is more like his mother than his father
- taking into account that masculine = overt confrontational violence, loud bragging egos and showy heroic deeds, and the opposite is humility, quietly bearing burdens, silent suffering; the fact that snape doesn’t want anyone to know about his heroic deeds. That he was a succeaaful spy until his dying breath, and his last act was teaching/passing on knowledge, instead of slaying the metaphorical dragon.
Snape’s use of potions and poisons is a more traditionally feminine form of violence, as female assassins and characters were more likely to use poison to kill than males, who were more likely to use guns and swords.
If you go by the freudian/jungian interpretation of the wand as a phallic symbol, Snape’s connection to the cauldron is a yonic/vulvic symbol.
Considering the connections between Harry Potter and the Arthurian legends (a prophecied hero who is guided by a wise old man bands together with his loyal friends to defeat a massive evil with the use of a legendary sword), the characters who are the clearest parallel to Snape are the Ladies of the Lake, as they both serve the good guys, kill the wise old leader, and give the sword to the hero. Also the multiple versions of the Lady of the Lake mirror the multiple faces of Snape, as different Ladies of the Lake were evil and hindered the good guys, while others were extremely helpful to them.
sirius and james are both threatened by snape before they are old enough to be jealous of his connection to lily. many times boys don’t fit traditionally masculine roles are ridiculed by their peers, esp their peers who feel their masculinity is “threatened” in any way by the nonconforming boy. james and sirius’ vitriol toward snape seem to be more of that nature esp when theyre young
there’s a lot of focus on snape’s looks - eg that his most recognizable trait is his hair, which seems odd to focus on
speaking of hair, his hair length
has to be “rescued” by james during the werewolf incident, and damsels are often seen as feminine
often described in ways more coded to the feminine
it’s so interesting to me that these kinds of things get internalized to the point where most readers wouldn’t even necessarily pick up on them overtly. and yet, snape is in the traditional position a nonconforming male character often falls into - the bully, the bad guy, the evil person.stereotypes are often cast as a villain and it’s esp common for male villain characters to be androgynous. he’s done nothing worse than many of the other evil characters and yet it is is snape who is so thoroughly villified by fandom, snape who is the fandom punching bag.
and i do wonder if this underlying tension of snape’s gender and sexuality, that we recognize these nuances in snape’s performance of gender without necessarily evaluating them at a conscious level, contributes to that. that’s not to say that everyone who dislikes snape does so because of that, but just in a general sense of how snape is turned to as the paragon of evil in a book where characters like umbridge, the malfoys, voldemort, pettigrew etc all exist… it seems directed at him for a specific reason, somehow. not just that he’s done bad things, but a particular kind of loathing that seems much higher than demanded for the actual level of his crimes.
anyway, sorry im rambling. but yes, this is an excellent list and a really interesting way to read snape’s character, i love it.
Snape’s gender presentation is endlessly fascinating to me.
I don’t have anything major to add, just a few add-ons to points already raised.
- To add to @prosnapeblogging‘s point about Freud/Jung and wands as a phallic symbol/cauldrons as vulvic…Snape dismissed ‘foolish wand waving’, and waxed lyrical about the cauldron instead.
- To add to @severusdefender‘s point about cauldrons and cooking, it’s also that witches - as opposed to wizards - are traditionally depicted with a cauldron, and stirring pots.
- To add to @lamentthebard‘s observation about the blouse, it isn’t just that Snape is wearing women’s clothing, but that a longstanding insult in the UK is calling a boy ‘a big girl’s blouse’ - suggesting that the boy is behaving in an “inappropriate” way, by not being manly enough.
-It’s already been pointed out that Snape defends rather than attacks in his fights with the marauders, but I’d like to add to it a bit. Snape focuses on blocking spells during his flight from Hogwarts in HBP, and he’s fighting on the defensive when the other teachers drive him out of the school.
-He also teaches Harry expelliarmus, the quintessential defensive spell
-voice is described as ‘soft’
genuine question, would anyone be interested in a "marauderd react to hp" fic?
yes!!!
nope
my idea is basically: marauders-era characters (marauders, some professors, some other important adults, marauders-era non-marauders students, etc.) are taken either shortly after the werewolf prank or swm and essentially react to harry potter (books, mostly, but i might take some stuff from the movies)
i would take mostly from the books and try and remain somewhat canon compliant, however i am a die-hard snupin shipper and snape fan, so there would be special attention paid to snape, though any ships wouldnt be a big focus.
my main influence is the absolutely amazing mass of totcf reaction fics, and the lack of them for hp. also the *delightful* httyd reaction fic: "run past the rivers, run past all the lights" by rosetta_46
comment with any other ideas!!!
still on my bullshit: luna lovegood edition
i love luna. i love thinking what animagus form different characters would have. therefore:
what would luna lovegoods animagus form be?
a bat (i personally see her as a pale bat, like a honduran white bat)
a hummingbird
a dove
a fox of some kind
a poodle moth (or other kind of moth)
something fantastical, like a thestral or unicorn
other (pls tell me, plus any reasoning)
i feel like she'd be something a tad whimsical, but i just cant figure it out. i love her.
i'm... mayhaps a tad hyperfixated (specifically on snape/snupin for some reason lmao) soooo:
ive had/seen a couple ideas for animagus!snape, so which form do yall think fits him best?
a skunk
a black rabbit/hare
a silver fox
some kind of long-furred hound (borzoi, afghan hound, etc.)
a molossian hound (ancient roman dog breed, now extinct)
a corvid of some kind (i personally lean towards magpies)
a black swan
a vulture (i personally lean towards a cinereous, bearded, or black vulture)
any thoughts? other ideas? what do yall thinnk?
sorry in advance if i have any details wrong, i am currently starting a reread (for the sake of this very fic) but have not brushed up on canon in a HOT minute lmao
Essentially, I wanna write a snupin+severitus fic. I adore playing around with Snape in fanfiction (he's one of my fav characters tbh) and snupin has taken my heart and soul (literally my favorite hp ship now...), and after reading The Meaning of Mistletoe by Endrina on ao3, and starting both Lily's Boy and That Awful Boy (as well as basically every other snupin+severitus fic i can find on ao3 tbh, speaking of: any recommendations??), I have been struck with Inspiration™.
So, essentially, I wanna write a fic where Snape takes Harry from the Dursleys, and Remus is either involved because Snape goes to him with Harry (as in TMoM, for example), or is otherwise in and out of their lives/house fairly regularly bc he's keeping tabs on Harry and helping out. Snupin happens over the course of the fic, lovely slowburn. Here is where I'm stuck: do I make it Snape taking baby!Harry? Or where Harry ends up with Snape after he's already started at Hogwarts (potentially to study Occlumency, as in That Awful Boy)? I genuinely love both ideas, but don't have the time or energy to devote to two long-fics (which is what I want to write), so that brings me here.
What do y'all recommend?
favorite timeframe for snape taking in harry?
before hogwarts
during hogwarts (favorite year?)
the concept of noé being the first (or one of) safe space and truly gentle people vanitas has ever been around>>>
the concept of noé providing a safe space for vanitas to grow and mature emotionally after all the shit hes gone through>>>
the concept of vanitas helping noé learn more about the world while being willing to protect him if he gets in trouble>>>
the concept of both vanitas and noé growing so immensely together during their time together, and growing similar to each other in the best (and sometimes not-) ways to the point where at the end of their time together (which will never come gang trust 🤞) they fit together intricately and perfectly>>
just-
THE BOYS EVERRR UGHHHHH THEY MAKE ME VIOLENTLY ILL
one day you will be on the bus coming home for the holidays, and it will really hit you that not everyone comes from your hometown.
Kafka was so right fuck this stupid baka life
He didn’t say that.
yes he did
fuck my stupid baka life
gang i need help
yall ive been DYING to read this one fyolai fic, but i cannot for the life of me find it. it was just a oneshot (or maybe a twoshot? it was short, i know that much), and it was the classic winter-time fyolai sickfic, with fyodor being sick and nikolai taking care of him. it was soft and sweet and AGHHHH i need ittt T_T
one scene i remember is nikolai going downstairs (they shared a home in this if im remembering correctly) to make tea or smth, and then he reminisces on their relationship (i think???), and then fyodor comes down the stairs but is sick as a dog so nikolai takes him back upstairs and tucks him in.
there might have been a dove motif? im not sure.
rahhhhhh. why didn't i bookmark ittttt T_T