Scribbles of T.E. Jancis

Writer, Actor, Butler

[gorps]

Dreamed of a post about important women who aren’t widely recognized but refused to elaborate on who they were or why they were important

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[combinationpizzahutandhellhouse]

“are the mcelroys communists” - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,

[siberianpine]

The McElroy brothers are not communists, and their praxis should never be followed

[thevoidfish]

travis insists he’s a tankie, but if there’s a picture of Stalin on his wall, I haven’t seen it

[vintageeveryday]

Before Google, there were librarians: Weird and funny questions submitted to the New York Public Library pre-internet.

[occupy-democrats]

Imagine wanting to spend billions on something so easily circumvented.

[mstar1960]

I guess lefties think that illegal aliens can walk on water.

[occupy-democrats]

Wow, you’re right. There’s a huge flaw in my post, I forgot that humans have no way to get across water. Thanks for pointing that out, I’ll get right on deleting this.

[doomy]

[jibany-deactivated20200526]

[oldsongoldtale]

this has so many layers to unpack

[brucebocchi]

a college republican went crying to tucker carlson last night because some black classmates photoshopped his face onto a literal cracker

[catlezzer-deactivated20200616]

why is this sentence written with such perfect comedic timing

[noroithecurse2005-deactivated20]

we need to talk about wikipedia's example for a resting bitch face

[bulbasaur-propaganda]

[pukicho]

Remember to drink water babes

[i-like-pans7]

No

[pukicho]

Then become the dirt I walk on.

[nataleaf]

Every post like this hits me so hard bc op always swings back with a new type of bat and I’m never prepared for it

[yvecz]

These are a few of Aziraphale’s favourite things 😇💘

[chipmunkary]

[badbitchesglobal]

Karen Gillan

[catchymemes]

[okiitos]

Never make fun, always help people help themselves.

[awed-frog]

Hey, do you know that feeling of hitching up a long skirt so you don’t fall on your face when walking upstairs, and then you immediately become a wretched yet resolute Jane Austen character? It’s a universal thing, right?

[thestraggletag]

It’s like resting a laundry basket against your hip and suddenly you’re a long-suffering peasant woman, wondering if you’ll survive the winter.

[rugessnome]

a shawl wrapped around the shoulders and you’re wandering the moors in a Brönte novel, feeling melancholic

[xombiebrains]

Looking out the window at the rain and you’re a love-stricken newlywed wondering when your husband will return from the war.

[piraterogue]

Long skirt billowing behind you while to go down the stairs, you’re a proper Lady in a flowing ball gown being introduced at a fancy social function.

[jellyfishslime]

Hair blowing in the wind and suddenly you’re hovering on a cliff by the sea, staring out into the waves and praying your merchant husband will return from his voyage across the ocean

[talaline]

Hood up against the rain and wind and you’re a medieval abbess defying the weather and travelling on foot with your people to find a place to establish a new community.

[realform-deactivated20190726]

tfw you’re angel

[ruinedchildhood]

credit: @hasan-minhaj & @whatelsecanwedonow