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we're not kids anymore.
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@tmblrgetsoffended
someone in my town has a pro life license plate and i have been letting my dog poop in their yard at night for 5 years. it’s called freedom of speech
its called being an asshole intolerant of other people’s belief systems
You’re getting poop yarded bitch
in this terrifying world you continuously have the power to offer someone else a little relief . why would you withhold that. do you remember what a little relief feels like? it feels like a lot
excuse me? are you suggesting i frolic directly into someone's emotional space and assume what brings them relief, potentially causing more stress? are you encouraging people to reach past their own boundaries to help, increasing net suffering if it costs more than the other gains? surely not; that would be advocating for emotional self-harm.
this is a post about the woman who waived my late fee at the bank .
good for you, good for her, the wording on the initial post feels closer to blaming people who don't reach out than celebrating those who do by a large enough margin that i feel the need to hit back
you are a tar pit
Every few weeks someone will complain abt a trend that's entirely avoidable if u just never made a tiktok account and I always think like, you deserve to see it. You deserve to be tricked into reading a terrible book and listening to a shit song and making a fail recipe and getting scammed by a fast fashion website. That was the path you willingly stepped on when you decided to listen to a clout addicted 18yo with an iPhone
sounds like you’re just old and bitter
Before I block u let the records show that we are the same age
okay yes tiktok is bad we should all delete it but this is giving “oh you hate capitalism but you have an iPhone??” holier than thou ass
Your mom's giving me hole and ass
okay so I’ve seen a lot of artists,including myself, make this common mistake of coloring the palm of a hand(and the sole of a foot) as the same color as the person’s skin tone.
but in fact ,palms and soles are a different color compare to our skin
this is due to the lack of Melanin on them
hope this helps!
Don’t put this fucking whitewashing bullshit on my feed
Huh???????????
IM SCREAMING
LMFAOOOOO
local tumblr user accidentally reveals they have never seen a black person
half of this website should learn this
Shut the fuck up
gun to your head which of the 7 dwarves are you fucking
Well apparently he's fucking grumpy
I made an alternate universe UK version of The Big Bang Theory by fusing everyone with Gollum from Lord Of The Rings and slightly de-aging them.
Great news everyone: with the power of my new creation, Girllum (girl Gollum), I’ve perfected the AI formula to surpass the British Uncanny Valley!
wait til y’all see british ross from friends
That is an evil lesbian
it’s all “be gay do crime” until lesbian ross from friends wants to commit grand larceny. fellas is it homophobic to be a lesbian who chooses evil.
There are actually two huge indicators that she has evil traits:
1. British
2. Ross
straight people when the most god awful song that you have ever heard comes on
Woah, hey. Fuck off. I’m not gonna listen to your misguided opinion on musical taste just because you’re gay. I’ll give you fashion, we have no business in that, but I will commit a hate crime over this slander.
literally WHAT are u talking about
he’s right gay people will listen to pots and pans over a synth beat and be like “bitch have you heard this serve????”
i understand this is a parody account but SAW is garbage. It’s gore p*rn trying to mask itself as something smart and philosophical. I hate the stupid line people are trading around saying he didnt kill people, they killed themselves by not doing what they needed to do. Fuck that. Fuck all of that. He kidnapped and tortured people and experimented on their bodies and put them in death traps. Fuck that and fuck SAW fans.
If you hate saw fans wait until you find out about Sawcon
Tf is sawcon??
Sawcon this dick
bruh my little brother got a scratch and he was all crying and i was like “oh do you want one of the bandaids i use for my shots? they have cute emojis on them” and through his tears he goes “that’s cringe” IM DEAD
“Ask the little brat if he’d rather have rubbing alcohol poured on it and sealed up with superglue instead.”
hey you fucking weirdo that’s my real life little brother .
i spent hours looking for this post because it hit me over the head repeatedly at 12:00 in the morning
i miss when ppl straight up lied on here. i’m gonna start doing it again. okay so yesterday i saw hannibal lecter in the target bathroom
Please don’t lie. We’ve got enough stupid bullshit going on in Washington, D.C. with the riots, we DO NOT need that useless idiocy here. Not now. I cannot believe people could be so cruel. This is not who we are, America. We are a proud and mighty nation. WE DO NOT NEED WAR. What we need is to start being the glorious, kind America we once were. Please, if you must protest, do it peacefully if you care about America at all.
this is a post about hannibal lecter
arent catboys problematic because they're kind of promoting beastiality?
are you fucking stupid
DIRECT ACTION
Vandalism doesnt change the system, it just slows it down and costs money. And no costing money won't change things either. It just goes on the national debt.
are you...talking to the cockatoo
It is 100% ethical and okay to pirate anything Disney makes
god im glad im not you
Hating on Disney isn't a personality trait
mickey mouse isnt gonna fuck you dude
Hello, Tumblr. Come at me. I’m TJ, or The Amazing Atheist, AKA everything your safe spaces don’t allow.
Watch me get anonymous hate for this… triggered?
Sir this is a McDonalds
Typical feminazi shit, heh. McDonalds doesn
THE SPELLING LMFAOO💀
She’s actually taking the piss out of a London accent.( more specifically cockney). ‘British’ accent implies you think all of Britain speaks like this.You would be wrong. If you want to take the piss, at least do some research.
oi it a joke innit chap? just a wee li’ol jest ol bean, dont get ye knickers in a twist. cheerio
joke or not, do your research. or is that too hard for Americans to do cause they’re do busy shooting up schools and having to pay for their healthcare? answer to that is probably.
i feel like ikea turns me into a different person. i walk into the swedish furniture jail and suddenly i’m a 29 year old pinterest mom who owns 6546 minimalist storage bins and names her daughter parsley
i take one look at a showroom with like a perfectly styled FJÅLBJØRKBÖLLSTORP or whatever and suddenly i am this woman
A conservative dress with children of your own race. SO progressive!
…. do you need something, or?
Yes, I need to tell you that you have been manipulated by this site I used to spend my entire youth on. I used to be just like you but life made me mature and I realize now how brainwashed I was. This site is poison, and I sincerely and absolutely mean that. You were here since 2012? I was since 2009. Please, wake up, I beg you. Please stop being misled by all these labels and infighting and utopian ideals, it’s not worth it. Stop living life for cheap pleasure. Seeing innocent people be led to chaos like this makes me cry. It really does. i wish you the best.
what in the god damn hell are you talking about……. this was a post about ikea
im short circuiting
reading this post was like falling down the stairs
