Adventures of Toad Purse & Bert

The adventures and thoughts of Toad Purse, a purse that looks like a toad (or a frog), and his crazy owner.

[toad-purse]

coming soon ATLAS OF DEEP ONES

[everythingfox]

Tiny unit

[toad-purse]

Tiniest

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[toad-purse]

I had this phone in the 80s. Instead of ringing, it chirped and the eyes lit up.

[herpsandbirds]

American Toad (Anaxyrus americanus), family Bufonidae, Jacques-Cartier National Park, Quebec, Canada

photograph by Cephas 

[weirdlandtv]

Dutch artist, Redmer Hoekstra.

[nimmenstjer]

Ooooh, because “path” and “toad” are written and pronounced the same way in Dutch!

Pad en pad.

Een paddenpaadje.

A road of toads.

[lorax177]

I trode on the toad road

[iridescentoracle]

[toad-purse]

Toad road

[rosees3ray]

reblog if it's okay for your mutuals to message you and create an actual friendship, not just interactions

[artsy-punk-gremlin]

yes. Correct. 100%

[toad-purse]

Sure befriend me if you like neurodivergent toad writers obsessed with strange fiction.

[i-seeaspaceshipinthe-sky]

Aziraphale's favorite color is yellow #confirmed

[typhlonectes]

[toad-purse]

Of course I do, let's go!

[toadschooled]

Here we see a very beautiful Asian common toad [Duttaphrynus melanostictus] found in Ko Lanta District, Thailand. These toads often found in agricultural and urban areas. Images by Sarka Masova.

[toad-purse]

Gorgeous 😍

[alcnfr]

This American Toad (Anaxyrus americanus) got a bit spicy when I tried to rake leaves over it...

[toad-purse]

So handsome 💕

[azhmodai]

"In that secret cave in the bowels of Voormithadreth…abides from eldermost eons the god Tsathoggua. You shall know Tsathoggua by his great girth and his batlike furriness and the look of a sleepy black toad which he has eternally. He will rise not from his place, even in the ravening of hunger, but will wait in divine slothfulness for the sacrifice."

Clark Ashton Smith, "The Seven Geases"

https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/52289872-all-glory-to-tsathoggua-azhmodai-23?store_id=18502

[memewhore]

[journeysfable]

They’re gonna be remembered through history. I can feel it.

[the-potato-beeper]

[id: a tweet by bath snacks @lilbadsnacks with a picture attached. the tweet says “I can’t stop thinking about this poem my sister sent”. the image is of the poem, which is titled in all caps, “Piece A Shit”. the poem reads:

When I see a frog

& it takes a hop away from me

it’s like

what the fuck man.

/end id]

[fifth-dimensional]

The poem is from 99 Poems to Cure Whatever's Wrong with You or Create The Problems You Need by Sam Pink (thanks to oopsie-mybad on Reddit for figuring this out!)

[werewolf-transgenderism]

I'm here. I'll never leave you. I'll never leave again. I'm here. I'm here. You're safe.

(don’t talk to me about the editing I tried my best)

[toad-purse]

[fxlthyangxl-deactivated20240122]

website

[hesbythecampfire]

StopNCII.org is operated by the Revenge Porn Helpline which is part of SWGfL, a charity that believes that everyone should benefit from technology, free from harm. Founded in 2000, SWGfL works with a number of partners and stakeholders around the world to protect everyone online

Sounds legit

[songue85]

StopNCII.org is operated by the Revenge Porn Helpline which is part of SWGfL, a charity that believes that all should benefit from technolog

[andyiguess505]

I made this late one night after my roommate asked me what a muppet good omens crossover would look like. It still makes me laugh.

[toad-purse]

Reblogging because Bert.

[cosmicretreat]

[werewolf-transgenderism]

ofmd s2 poster but they are both tiny knitted frogs :) inspired by @amuseoffyre 's wonderful puppet version <3

[toad-purse]

I will always reblog when there's frogs or toads.