That has to be the most humiliating way to describe one of Earth's most terrifyingly effective predators.
Picture of her from the USA Today
I would let her kill me for sport
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That has to be the most humiliating way to describe one of Earth's most terrifyingly effective predators.
Picture of her from the USA Today
I would let her kill me for sport
She played bass on 10,000 songs, including the most-played track of the twentieth century. She was paid $55 per session. Her name never appeared on the albums.
Gold Star Studios, Los Angeles, 1964. A woman in a cardigan walks past the receptionist, a Fender Precision bass in her hand like a briefcase. She doesn’t sign autographs. She signs a timesheet.
Her name is Carol Kaye. In three hours, she will record what will become the most-played track of the twentieth century. She’ll pocket fifty-five dollars and head to another studio, on the other side of town, for the next session.
The record label will never put her name on the album.
Between 1957 and 1973, Carol Kaye took part in roughly 10,000 recording sessions. Not as the featured artist, not as a guest, but as a hired hand. She was part of an anonymous collective nicknamed The Wrecking Crew—elite studio musicians who actually played the instruments on your favorite records while the famous bands posed for promotional photos.
The work was relentless. Three albums before the day was over. Stale coffee in paper cups. No rehearsal. The charts arrived minutes before the tape rolled. If you couldn’t read a chart and nail the take in two tries, you didn’t get called for the next session.
Carol could do it on the first try.
She started playing guitar in grimy bars at fourteen because her family couldn’t pay the electric bill. Music wasn’t a romantic dream for her. It was survival. It was a job—factory work with better acoustics and lower pay.
But she was faster and sharper than almost everyone else. She corrected charts in pencil while the producer was still explaining what he wanted. In one session in 1968, she told a famous producer his arrangement sounded like a dying dog. She chose her own line. They kept her version.
That descending bass line that drives the Beach Boys’ “Wouldn’t It Be Nice”? Carol Kaye. The propulsive groove of “These Boots Are Made for Walkin’”? Carol Kaye. The acoustic-guitar intro to “La Bamba”? Carol Kaye. The iconic theme from Mission: Impossible? Carol Kaye.
She invented techniques on the spot, out of sheer necessity. When the bass sound was too muddy for AM radio, she stuck felt under the strings and used a hard pick instead of her fingers. The tone cut through the static like a blade. It became the sonic signature that defined 1960s pop.
Bassists spent years—decades—trying to crack the secret of the Beach Boys’ gear to get that sound. They were studying the wrong people. They should have been studying Carol.
She received no royalties. No residuals. No gold-record ceremony. No credit on the album sleeves. When “You’ve Lost That Lovin’ Feelin’” hit number one, Carol was already back in a studio cutting a soap jingle.
The biggest bands mimed her bass lines on TV variety shows. New York marketing departments decided a mom in classic clothes didn’t fit the rebellious-youth image they were selling. So they simply left her name off the album credits.
For thirty years, almost no one cared. The truth only began to surface in the late 1990s, when music researchers found the same union contract numbers on thousands of hit records. The very documents meant to preserve studio musicians’ anonymity betrayed them.
Think about it. Every time you heard “Good Vibrations,” “River Deep – Mountain High,” the Righteous Brothers, Nancy Sinatra, or Sonny and Cher, you were hearing Carol Kaye. She composed the soundtrack of an entire generation’s youth.
And yet the records still say nothing. She’s now over eighty. She wrote instructional books. She trained countless bassists. She is finally starting to be recognized by music historians who uncovered the truth about The Wrecking Crew.
But she never got what she deserved: her name on those albums. Credit for the music that defined an era. Recognition that those bass lines everyone associates with the “Beach Boys” were, in fact, Carol Kaye’s.
Fifty-five dollars a session. Ten thousand sessions. The most-played track of the twentieth century.
And the world didn’t know her name.
She was admitted to the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame in 2025 but refused, fuck yeah, Carol. Her official website is incredible.
My wife’s idea of decompressing after the busy holiday was to rearrange every piece of furniture in our home is this an ADHD thing or just a her thing
I’m not complaining the way she’s done it is much better than it was it’s just like how is this your idea of a relaxing weekend
Listen I don't get to decide when the drunk elf that is my executive actually does the functioning but when he does we have a SMALL WINDOW OF TIME before he finds the schnapps again and we're done
yes this exactly
So to me, there are spoons (general energy cost) and carnival tickets (specific energy cost).
Spoons can be used pretty much anywhere.
Carnival tickets are only good for the carnival, and it’s only in town for a limited amount of time.
So like, if I get “kitchen cleaning” carnival tickets, I can’t use that to clean my bedroom, that’s not where the carnival is.
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i wish there was a way to say "you're right, but this is really ineffective and even counterproductive messaging to anyone who doesn't already agree with you" without sounding like an asshole
call them shills. i’m not kidding. I’m not influenced. They’re not influencers. Don’t let them influence you. call them what they are, which is fucking shills.
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this lettuce smells like dog
you bought dog lettuce
Most lettuce was grown in dirt. There are creatures large and small that live, die, and shit in the vicinity of your lettuce. This is the nature of life and life's lettuce.
Wash your lettuce.
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Tumblr @staff bring back the timestamps on reblogged post chains so we can tell if we are dealing with a genuine historical artifact or a brand new ai generated papyrus off of temu
I'm begging you
I think it was a glitch. All systems nominal
Honestly, make that evil character kind of an asshole too. Not everything has to be megamind, maybe he's evil because of being kind of a dick.
Are they really a villain if they have a henchmen union and pay a living wage with good health care? Or are they an edgelord anithero dressed up in genre aware cynically ironic sincerity.
Sympathetic villainous antagonists are out. Dumbass smug assholes desperate to be considered cool or smart or funny while actively demonstrating a lack of such traits and clearly only granted power through inherited wealth and systemic bigotry are back.
....see, that's just Elon Musk.
You know that thing would eat you if you died, right? *pointing to the false image of you that others perceive*
[sitting bolt upright from deep sleep in an instant] Why have we not considered the cultural impact of the immutably provable existence of omnipotent beings in the Star Trek universe. "Should there not be a Cult of the Q Continuum on every sentient world?" is just the starting point (besides, I have a feeling Lower Decks dealt very briefly with this specific notion or maybe my memory is hallucinating). We have no idea how old Nagilum is or whether other peoples have encountered him (it) (whatever) -- what does the group that worships that asshole even look like? Was anybody watching Rana 4 from neighboring worlds when it was invaded, and do they now pray to Kevin Uxbridge?? Prior to the events of that episode, there had to be other spacefaring species who had encountered the Husnock; what did they make of their sudden and total disappearance? Analogy: imagine you're a Federation citizen waking up one day to the news that to the best of Starfleet's ability to determine, all Borg everywhere have been utterly annihilated in less time than it took to say the sentence. The fuck??? How do you not become a weird-ass cultist in a universe like this?? Or is the solution everybody is a weird-ass cultist to the point where it's pointless to even discuss your beliefs with other people. Yeah that guy worships the Organians, but what are you gonna do; me, I pray daily to that one Zalkonian guy who turned into a being of light on the bridge of the Enterprise-D, there's sensor logs and everything. No, he doesn't answer but I figure he'll get around to it one day. What were we doing? Pass me that coil spanner.
Drug arrives years after pandemic’s peak, but could still offer protection to vulnerable populations.
An antiviral pill has, for the first time, been shown to prevent COVID-19 in people exposed to the SARS-CoV-2 virus at home, according to trial results published today in the New England Journal of Medicine1. The drug could be a lifeline for those who still face real danger from the virus, such as care-home residents or transplant recipients on immune-suppressing medication.
There are good things happening in the world.
currently only approved in Japan. I do not think the drug is available elsewhere as of 2026
BRB moving to Japan
A 33% relative reduction in risk isn't nothing and I would definitely take it, but it isn't a total situation changer unfortunately.
Tumblr @staff bring back the timestamps on reblogged post chains so we can tell if we are dealing with a genuine historical artifact or a brand new ai generated papyrus off of temu
I'm begging you