@ɢʀᴇᴀᴛᴅᴀʏғᴏʀʜᴀʏ

-> #ᴇᴀᴛ ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ɢʀᴀss ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɴᴛ -> sɪʟʟʏʙʟᴏɢɢɪɴɢ -> ᴅɴɪ ɪғ ᴜ sᴜᴄᴋ ᴏʀ ɪғ ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴜ ᴘᴇʀsᴏɴᴀʟʟʏ ♡

[lorocomonkey]

Hello people of Tumblr i am now a Metalocalypse fan

[animentality]

[darkshrimpemotions]

My favorite bookstore ever was in Salem, MA and looked like this:

Extremely fucking precarious setup. Afraid to brush against anything. But if you went to the counter and asked for something, the guy there not only somehow knew where to find it, he could yank a book out of any given teetering stack without disturbing the rest.

[vilecrocodile]

^ i went to this bookstore once in college, and then years later visited salem again and tried to find it, only to discover, in its place, a very neat and organized conventional bookstore with everything on shelves. i asked one the employees what happened that it underwent such a radical shift and they said, the mold,

[cannibalchicken]

[wormsical]

heullo it's me . spotify . I just wanted to know if by shuffle you meant normal style or horrible terrible useless worst style. actually I'm gonna assume horrible terrible useless worst style

[portal2myfantasy]

[parasitoidism]

The celebrity Ben & Jerry's ice cream flavors being some of the best ones is like the retail equivalent of having to go to a restaurant and order a rootin tootin yeehaw cowboy burger or something

[parasitoidism]

The Tonight Dough is a downright hedonistic ice cream flavor concept but in order to obtain it you have to purchase a pint of ice cream with Jimmy Fallon's face on it and then see him in your freezer every day for a week

[underestimated-heroine]

[wifegideonnav]

why are there so many tonight dough posts

[hotcheeto-------limonarchive-de]

who is sweet randall and why is he calling my house

[hypersensationalism]

sorry i wasnt listening but thats awesome unless it isnt of course

[1o9]

[toastyglow]

"it's inscrutable" maybe to you it is. I scrute it all the time

[i-give-you-a-fish]

You get a Milkfish

Chanos chanos

[fish-identifier]

i scrute the milkfish

[anneemay]

[kaijuno]

[snapscube]

Why do we as a society keep coming back to sex jokes?

Penis blast hilarious

[frambicallyscrantling]

penis blast nefarious

[gh0stquartz]

diverse types of penis blast call the penis blast various

[oceanstarzfalling]

penis blast electrical

[snapscube]

penis blast delectable

[starlightcataclysm]

penis blast campaigning call the penis blast electable

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: a a ct cg ac t ? at a at a t at ca t at a at ctca at cta at caagg ca t at cta

Closest match: Agapetus fuscipes genome assembly, chromosome: 7 Common name: Caddisfly

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[fleshdyk3]

looks at you like this

[fractiousrvt]

Hatchling plague doctor

[tompettyreal]

Bruh

[crazy-brazilian]

[whatagrump]

incredible

[cuddlesdotgif]