Tom S. Tea

Enby theater artist and Twitch streamer | Minnesota's favorite deep sea horror | they/them | find me elsewhere

[the-gay-goblin]

Only day you can reblog this

[vigilantsycamore]

Next time you can reblog will be on 26th January 2025

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

You are an adventurer in a generic fantasy world and you use this weapon!

Do you like it?

YES!!!!!

yes

Eh it's okay

No

NO!!!!!!!

Voting ended onJul 21

[pannman]

Stolas doing paperwork while Blitzø watches him like a lovesick teenager

Stolas: Blitzø, what are you doing?

Blitzø: oh just bird watching

[princesssokphanny]

A once-in-a-lifetime shot — the moon perfectly framed by a rainbow. Caught at just the right time. 🌈 🌕

[marinersubmariner]

fortunate son

[unhelpfultarot]

The High Priestess and Ace of Wands

You're not impressed; you've seen better ones in some of the manuscripts you're studying.

[sandmandaddy69]

[get-thee-to-a-shrubbery]

[ferret-on-pancakes]

[its-your-mind]

[miteistic]

[nick-nonya]

[cleanedupcorporationprogress]

[boothyghost]

[all-save-challenge]

I love this post especially the rat part

going on me feed

[trolleybusaberrations]

what do you mean there are exactly zero rats i. this post

[bingle-official]

[primordialsoupvendor]

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[definitely-not-a-plant]

[spectroacha]

DOES IT NOT STOP

[goldensunset]

you! tumblr user!

[goldensunset]

can you reblog a two-part post in the correct order?

[safera]

Couldn't sleep so I made this

[tomsteafor2]

Aw great, now Blitzø's going to think it goes: A B E F / C D G H

Nice going, Stolas

[renthony]

I can’t remember I ever told y’all about the prank I pulled on my costar the last day of Faire last year, but I’m sad and miss my friends, so I’m gonna tell you again.

Okay so. It’s traditional that on the last day of Faire, the show goes a little off the rails due to the cast’s final-day pranks on each other. Faire management hates it, so we’re not technically supposed to do it, but, like…they never quite manage to stop us.

Anyway, last year, I was playing one of the lead villains. I was the second in command of the viking king, and it took approximately ten seconds for everyone to start shipping our characters. There’s at least one ship every year that gets popular, and that year, it was us. The vibe was 100% “Viking Mom and Viking Dad are getting a Viking Divorce and the berserkers are stuck in the middle of a custody battle.” Like, five minutes after opening gate one day, I had a patron strike up conversation with me about how I needed to get a better man, lmfao.

By the end of the show, my character betrayed the king and joined the Good Guys, and I got this epic showdown with him at the end where I kick his ass and get in a one-liner.

So for my last-day prank, I replaced my usual one-liner by just full-volume screaming, “And the divorce is FINAL!!!!”

The audience, and the rest of the cast, lost their absolute shit.

And @borinquenaqueer​ managed to take a picture of the exact moment of reaction, in which my costar later told me he actually broke character for a split second and didn’t know how to react because he was just caught so off-guard:

[unhelpfultarot]

Page of Cups and Page of Pentacles

If that one turned out to be a fish, I wonder what this one will hatch into.

[koloocheh]

forget about touching grass, i need to touch THE SEA I NEED TO GO INTO THE WATER I NEED TO DIVE INTO THE SEA!!!!!!!!!!!!

[goth-queen]

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[kyntello-deactivated20151027]

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[nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear]

It is borderline shameful how loud I just laughed.

[jackies-story-so-far]

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

[gothic1997]

i want all police sirens to be replaced with thsi audio

[prozdvoices]

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I just wanted to hear this post in real life, and I chased that impulse.

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