Awesome

[totallynotadevient]

Techno: I never know what to say at funerals

Philza: Just say "sorry for your loss," and move on

-Later at a funeral-

Techno: Sorry for your loss, move on

[brianttran-deactivated20120224]

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

[ovod0se]

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

[whatgracelikes-deactivated20190]

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

[ameriagrae]

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

[larryismyhallelujah-blog]

goddamn it

[lollie-pond-deactivated20150728]

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

[steampoweredplayer]

Koop

[twirliest]

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

[nathanvj]

1.4 almost ps not risking it

[queenprotein-deactivated2016012]

Fuck this post

[i-likethesummer-rain]

2.5 million notes I hate myself

[froot-lupul]

I reblogged this twice now

[insidethe99-blog]

I’m so sorry this isn’t b99 related and this isn’t real but I can’t not skip this I’m sorry

[mayannaise-hart-deactivated2021]

Not taking a fucking chance

[lethamber]

Sorry, guys, but Im not taking a chance

[celestialkeyprincess]

No chances… She’s out… And she must be protected.

[bitchwithwifivevo]

How dare you

[riarkling]

Whatcha doin to me Farkle!

[chillyclarke-deactivated2018010]

i can’t risk it

sorry babes my moms just my favorite person ever

[prettylittleliarsfan901-deactiv]

Sorry I can’t risk it

[missprincessdancingsunshine]

Fuck sorry guys  I love my mom

[incoherentlyblogging]

Omg I hate these things but I am paranoid. So sorry guys.

[feels-ships-lunars]

2.8 million notes

CANT RISK IT

[trapbvby]

Sorry guys

[desolves]

sorry 😩

[mexicanthighs-deactivated201605]

IM NOT RISKING IT

[gorillattacks-deactivated201703]

I did, my mom is STILL DEAD. Works.

[faggottt]

3.3 million notes GURLLLLLL

[totallynotadevient]

aint happening

[victornikiiforov]

this is the good luck tanaka

reblog in the next 15 seconds for the best luck of your life

[totallynotadevient]

Tendou: If I were a turtle, would that mean id have to slam my back on the ball instead?

Ushijima, a fellow bunkmate and a good friend: You would have small green turtle arms, but I am afraid that such creatures do not play volleyball.

Ushijima: Also it is very early in the morning, and you have asked this question 3 times throughout the night.

Tendou: Ah, so turtles are nocturnal?

Ushijima: i am begging you to go to sleep

[totallynotadevient]

Heck i just realized, Tendou's expressions are. Bunny. LOOKLOOK

Theyre not that similar, but 5 minutes ago i was obsessed. I must post.

he's not related to one but. Bunny.

bunny satori, bad references but u get the idea 👀

[totallynotadevient]

hinata: jumps

everyone else in the glass elevator:

[totallynotadevient]

Deku: time to change into my pajamas

whew

[totallynotadevient]

[totallynotadevient]

So we all know lady of the lake is Merlin's ex gf, right? Ok so here's an incorrect quote lesgo.

Freya's hand, holding up Excalibur:

Merlin: FREYA I LOVE YOU please come back

Arthur:

Arthur: i don't want the sword anymore.

[totallynotadevient]

Remember when Morgana walked into her shack to find her actual doom? I didnt.

Morgana, walking in: :)

Emrys:

Morgana, f al lin g back:

Then later she peeks back in to check if he was still there. It's these moments that make me feel bad for the antagonists

[totallynotadevient]

Five: The Apocalypse is over.

One day later

Vanya: YoU THouGhT-

[totallynotadevient]

Vanya, in the basement cell: *blasts door open*

Luther:

Narrator: And that's when Jackson knew, he *quack*ed up.

[totallynotadevient]

Christmas

Diego: When did you all realize Santa wasn't real?

Luther: At age eight-

Klaus: What do you mean by "realize Santa wasn't real"?

[totallynotadevient]

Klaus: What colour are mirrors? Do trees have feelings? Are there other me's in the multiverse? Oh my goodness are birds even real? ARE WE REAL?

Ben:

Ben: Klaus it's 3 am in the morning. Please go back to sleep.

[totallynotadevient]

TUA but vines (part 1)

Pogo: There's only one thing worse than a rapist! *reveals the words "child rapist" on whiteboard*

Klaus: A child.

Pogo: No-

.

Luther: *hastily stomps towards Klaus*

Klaus, drunk: Daddy?

Luther: dO I LoOK lIKe yOuR DadDy-

.

Luther: I'm the moon gaurdian, gaurdian of the moon.

Klaus: VANYA QUIVERS BEFORE HIM!

Luther, to Vanya: QUACK OFF!

(Poor Vanya shdisxsk)

.

Klaus, aiming the camera at Five and Diego: Two bruhs, chilling in a hot tub. Five feet apart 'cause they're not gay.

.

Luther: You know what? I'm going to say it. Ok.

Diego: Say it.

Luther: I don't care that you broke your elbow.

.

Five, probs drunk: DON'T FUC WITH ME, I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE!

Vanya: Five-

Five: AHHHHHH

.

Klaus: It is Wednesday my dudes.

Ben: OOOOOOOH

.

Lemme know if any of these have been done before, I'll delete them if so.

[totallynotadevient]

Some weirdo: Diego you suck.

Diego: *ignore*

Same weirdo: If you looked at the mirror it would crack.

Diego: *ignore*

Same guy: Look at me, coward.

Diego: *ignore*

Yeah, same guy: You're so obnoxious. Must've learnt that from your mum-

Diego:

[totallynotadevient]

Okay but what if:

Klaus summons Ben and Ben deafens Vanya with his singing.

Klaus: *yeets Ben into physical form*

Ben: wot do I do?

Klaus: ANYTHING!

Ben:

Ben: We're no strangers to looove

Vanya: *falls off stage*