[tpfang56]

About

Just realized that I don't have a proper pinned post that introduces me.

I’m Fang (internet pseudonym, they/them), late 20s, and have been on tumblr for over a decade now reblogging shit. This is nothing more than an unorganized personal blog made up of an assortment of random posts. 

PSA: “proship”, ship and let ship, your kink is not my kink, blah blah blah whatever I'm too old to care about this shit — but don’t expect discourse on my blogs. Just letting you know because I don’t want to invite any cringe mutuals drama and idgaf, I’ll just block you if you play fandom police. 

I don’t do DNIs exactly cause they’re 99% dumb and ineffective and I already block whoever’s not agreeable, but I don’t want to be friends with tankies.

[byjove]

people with dogs with behavioral issues who care about that fuckass dog more than the safety of any other dog, cat, wild animal or human being in the whole wide world are so fucking evil. “my dog keeps biting people every time they come over so I just won’t invite people over anymore” ok. what happens when the neighbor’s 7 year old comes in your yard to get a ball? what happens when the mailman comes to drop off a package? your dog from fucking Satan gets to maul and possibly seriously injure or kill a kid? give the poor mailman an infection in his leg that keeps him out of work and unable to feed his family? and like, I get it, I have pets and I love them, if they were a danger to themselves and others, I’d know the responsible thing to do would be to put them down and not wait for the county to have to violently seize them.

[ceasarslegion]

Whenever I see blogs who loudly compared voting democrat to committing genocide talk about how upset they are about trumps policies

[hatred]

I hate Crocs.

[butchhatred]

This post is so fucking funny to me. This is just a pic with a pile of croc shoes crossed out red with the title “I hate Crocs.” OP posted this in 2008 and never posted anything else, we don’t know anything else about them. OP’s URL is the word hatred and nothing else. For some reason however, their url did not get added a “-blog” suffix that the change in 2016 brought (maybe because this was made in 2008 but still. What if someone wants their URL? :( ) Truly the post of all time.

[iloveyouvirus]

yaoi really is all we have left

[thelambliesdown1974]

My mind palace is a well-oiled yaoi machine

[destielgaysex]

so it turns out that time actually does go by faster as you get older. just like how adults told me it would when i was younger. pisses me off

[allurlsarebad-deactivated201506]

the original leeroy jenkins video was posted may 11th 2005… 10 years ago today… yowee

[manzirae]

A trip down memory lane

[roycohn]

the concept of "getting the ick" is so innately seinfeldian that it's crazy that it was coined in the 2020s and not on a season 6 episode of seinfeld where elaine gets the ick from a guy she's dating who makes too big a deal out of celebrating his birthday

[woman-respecter]

kids these days are like “i need chat gpt to write an essay that would normally take 12 hours in 2” but back in my day i did that all the time by using a little technique called “writing some absolute bullshit.” and yet i still walked away with a better essay and more critical thinking skills than i would get if i used chatgpt. write a bad essay that you started on the day it was due, but write it yourself.

[smegorl]

I think the worst political development of the 21st century has been the equating of identity with belief eg. "only white people can be racist" "I can't be a misogynist I'm literally a woman" "I have ADHD I can't be ableist" just an absolutely awful development.

[starstuffandalotofcoffee]

Re all those "both sides are the same posts" a lot of people on the terminally online accelerationist/doomer left, I've noticed, have this tendency to say that Democrats "secretly" want the same things (despite never pursuing those things when they've been in power) and just generally that group will make up intentions for anyone they don't like and treat them as immutable truths, and it really is indistinguishable from fundie behavior.

[thedankmemes]

[inbabylontheywept]

I am a 27 year old electrical engineer who works in a little secret lab in the middle of buttfuck Egypt. For one two month period, the office supply order changed from normal erasers to these, and I will not lie - every time I thought I was alone, I would sneak one out of my desk and eat it. They looked delicious. Tasted mid, but the appearance was so stunning that my brain just kept thinking, surely, the rest were a fluke, but THIS TIME it will taste like fruit and sugar.

Anyway, eventually the order stopped, and I was very worried that somehow, they’d found out that I was eating their erasers. So I kind of casually brought it up to my manager that I was sad that they swapped the erasers out, and he was like “yeah, but I kept eating them so they couldn’t stay.”

[howisthepope]

dead

[marisatomay]

I love scam calls that are easily verifiably false. “Your mortgage is about to default.” Cool 👍 I don’t have one of those

[write-across-the-galaxies]

[finnglas]

That's because it was written by a boy whose name was Clive Staples Lewis, and he probably deserved it.

[cleoselene-deactivated20260315]

when you refuse to vote from the left, the message sent to politicians is that left-leaning people are not reliable voters, that is why they court moderates after elections like this.

right-leaning people will vote for whatever idiot they put up, they are reliable voters.

so don't act shocked when you don't vote and the Overton Window shifts right

WHEN YOU REFUSE TO VOTE, YOU ARE ACTIVELY MAKING THE GOVERNMENT OF THIS COUNTRY MORE CONSERVATIVE AND YOU NORMALIZE THE ABSOLUTE MONSTROSITY THAT IS AMERICAN RIGHT-WING POLITICS.

if you don't vote for the candidate who will do the least harm and sit home or throw it away to a write-in or third party, the results will NOT be what you want. Even Ralph Nader eventually acknowledged this.