keep walking.

coyne 31 he/they

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

"the world isn't kind" ok??? Much more importantly are you?????

[whatsupwalnut]

"the world isnt kind" skill issue. I am

[tamamita]

Do you think Musk gives off lex luthor vibes

Well no. One is an absolute incompetent fool, while the other has a genius-level intellect

[spaghettioverdose-deactivated20]

Lex Luthor's enemy is basically an alien demigod with every bullshit power the writers feel like giving him that day. Lex Luthor still gets the upper hand like all the time.

Elon Musk's main enemy is divorce and it's beating his ass harder than you've ever seen anyone's ass get beaten.

[sanacibo]

oxidized copper is such a beautiful color palette. The rich reds with the cool teals. Such a vibrant combo. No one is doing it like her.

[sanacibo]

[ID: Photos of an oxidized copper plate, an oxidized copper pipe, and oxidized pennies. End ID]

hello gorgeous do you come here often

[cringlizzerd]

a professor told his class “consciousness doesnt exist. there are only neurons”

a student stood up “would you eat a raw egg and then drink oil and vinegar?”

“no” the professor replied.

“would you eat mayonnaise? perhaps on a sandwich or with some fries”

“of course” the professor replied, unsure of the purpose of this inquiry.

“mayonnaise is made from these very things and yet when combined, new properties arise.”

the professor was astounded. “what is your name?” he demanded

“shadow the hedgehog” said the student

[cryptotheism]

[digitalsymbiote]

Thinking more about Mech dysphoria today.

Stepping out of your cockpit and stumbling because you don't have the right number of legs.

Blinking your eyes out of sync because you don't have the right number anymore, don't have access to on board cameras the way you're supposed to.

Struggling to grab and pick things up because you have the wrong number of fingers.

Failing to recognize your face in the mirror without layers of armor plating over it.

Feeling like a brain pulled from its body and forced to function independently.

[kira-serialfaggot]

Being overly precise and delicate with every movement. Not used to not having a 76 ton body that could crush and break everything if you aren't careful.

Wondering why the floor doesn't creak when you step on it like usual before remembering you are outside your real body.

Feeling exposed like your entire body is an open wound without cm of steel wrapping around you and protecting you. Flinching at a gust of wind because it had forgotten how it feels.

Missing a simple catch because you kept waiting for your neural interface to feed you ballistic information.

always trying to pull information from your proximity sensors so you can tell if you are about to crush some poor engineer thats standing too close but then you have to remember they are taller than you now.

[l0stvegas]

Please go online to www. icarly. com. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please.

[pantwardowskimoved]

isnt it cool how the brain is like a wet computer

[pantwardowskimoved]

my creepy monstrous henchmen agreeing with me

[tomorrows-mayday]

[evilvillain123456789]

john paul i: assassinated by operative within vatican john paul ii: attempted assassination by turkish national controlled by bulgarian govt john paul iii: assassinated by operative within vatican john paul iv: successful assassination by chinese national controlled by NATO joh paul v: assassinated by operative within vatican john paul vi: assassinates several high ranking cardinals before terminaton by italian police john paul vii: assassinated by operative within vaitican jogn paul viii: public execution by communist government of italy and iberia joh paul ix: assassinated by operative within vatican

[evilvillain123456789]

John Paul X: mortally wounded in heroic attempt to restore "frociaggine" to the Vatican after decades of communist control

[amerykah]

ADHD is so funny it's like I diagnose you with lazy inconsiderate fuckup disease. And it's incurable. Here's meth

[angiethewitch]

my hearing has been aided and holy shit is this how you guys hear all the time

[angiethewitch]

I can hear the birds calling to eachother!! im sat inside my house and I can still hear them!!

[angiethewitch]

my cats purrs are so loud...I never knew how happy he was when I petted him 😭😭

[angiethewitch]

bees have such nice buzzes!!!!!

[angiethewitch]

rustling leaves sound nice. motorbikes do not

[angiethewitch]

I can hear the river running through my village...this world has so many beautiful and amazing sounds

[angiethewitch]

if you rub your hands on a leather sofa. that sounds excellent

[angiethewitch]

gravel sounds fantastic btw. go kick some gravel immediately

[angiethewitch]

CRUNCHY LEAVES

[angiethewitch]

I still can't get over jinx purring. I never knew how happy he was or how much he loves me. he's been purring since I got home, every time I say hi to him. my husband says he's always purring like that, I just never heard it before

[angiethewitch]

thank you @dwiwediblino for suggesting a clicky keyboard. I just tried it out and what a FANTASTIC sound

[adoratato]

Have you heard the pitter patter sound of your cats toes yet? Always enjoy that sound

[angiethewitch]

yes!! when we came home and I called him downstairs for some food I heard him leap off the bed I think and his excited patters down the stairs

[angiethewitch]

food in frying pans really do be sizzling...

[angiethewitch]

the sound of old crinkly book pages oh my GOD I have found my new favourite sound

[angiethewitch]

went down to the village river and it was so nice!! the river is pretty low rn because of the lack of rain but when it rains lots I want to go back and see it go fast and hear it

[angiethewitch]

also! hearing the rustle of grass as I walk through it!

[angiethewitch]

and and and i threw a stone into the water and it made a very satisfying splash sound :)

[intercoursefluids]

What do you think of this noise?

[angiethewitch]

that's such a funny sound I need to get some sheets of metal and laminate some paper immediately omg

[angiethewitch]

popped my hearing aid on when I woke up and just listened to my husband breathe next to me. he's here, I get to wake up next to my best friend every day. he's alive. he loves me.

then he started snoring very loudly and it was even worse with the amplified sound

[angiethewitch]

you guys can hear the ticking of watches?? they're so loud!!

[angiethewitch]

when you light a cigarette and you hear a faint crackle as the dried leaves catch fire. very good.

[angiethewitch]

I was hanging my washing outside and I shook out a pillowcase to hang it up and it made a very good whoosh sound with a slightly sharp crack!

[angiethewitch]

the crackling sound of a candle wick being lit!! what a fun noise!!

[angiethewitch]

a bird landed on the tree branches above my head and I heard it!! I thought birds were silent but theyre not!!

[angiethewitch]

heard my neighbour come home from his daily bike ride and the bike made a clicking sound??? :0

[angiethewitch]

im outside in my garden with my easel doing some painting and I was drawing on the easel and it makes a scratchy noise?! the pencil was scratching! it makes a very good sound indeed!!

[angiethewitch]

all of you who were suggesting a cold drink over some ice...you were all so right for that

[angiethewitch]

sizzling barbecues!! loud and fun!! different foods make different sizzles

[angiethewitch]

I CAN HEAR THUNDER THERES SO MANY DIFFERENT PITCHES TO IT WOWOWOWOWOWOOWOWOWWOW

[angiethewitch]

IT ACTUALLY RUMBLES!!! JUST LIKE IN THE BOOKS!!!!!!

[angiethewitch]

TIME TO REVIVE THIS POST. I heard lambs the other day and they make really sweet noises. I also went for a walk around a local nature reserve yesterday and heard lots of birds. and I met a dog who said "boof" at me. im still absolutely bowled over by the sound of the sea. in my job I rip up a lot of cardboard boxes and I enjoy the noise.

[sludgebitch]

i can't do this shit bro im supposed to be a dog

[onlycosmere]

[writing-prompt-s]

Instead of the Monkey’s Paw, you find the Clown’s Nose, which instead of granting your wish in the worst way possible will grant it in the funniest way.

[randomitemdrop]

Item: the Cursed Clown Nose. Obviously to use it you have to put it on and give it a honk

[bluehairedspidey]

[bananonbinary]

okay no hang on because assuming it takes half a second for each bill, this would in fact take over five days of nonstop bills

[cryptotheism]

[twirling my hair] so you got like, excommunicated

[fromdarzaitoleeza]

{Words by Anaïs Nin, from The Diary Of Anais Nin, Vol. 4 (1944-1947) / Cynthia Cruz from diagnosis,The glimmering room}

[iamcrystalqueer]

[photo id: two pictures of highlighted text.

Photo one: “I was always ashamed to take. So I gave. It was not a virtue. It was a disguise.”

Photo two: “The shame of being seen consumes me.”

End id]

[deep-state-partisan]

[spooksier]

my friend took in a stray and she’s the cutest kitty ever but he named her oil so whenever he sends a picture of her me and my other friends look like we’re roleplaying as the US military

[spooksier]

[spooksier]

in our defense this is oil

[littleguysdaily]