[lupesalvarez]

Relax. I just really need your advice on something.

[raitoskitchen]

comm for my pal fel!

[eelpatrickharris-deactivated202]

anyways, i’m completely supportive of restricting the ownership of firearms to single-round, non-automatics; only selling them at registered dispensaries; requiring a thorough background check before purchase; only allowing 1 per person; getting rid of concealed carry; having licenses you have to renew every year; considering it a felony to possess a gun for more than a month after your license has expired; only selling a limited amount of bullets per year to people who own a legally registered firearm; and not allowing firearms of any kind in public buildings. especially schools.

if any of that bothers you, then you’re 100% welcome to unfollow me, no hard feelings. i just want to make my stance on that completely clear.

[clarityofchaos-deactivated20200]

Cool. Where are you on licensing free speech?

[eelpatrickharris-deactivated202]

when free speech can lethally wound you with the pull of a trigger, i’m all for that! also, you should only be angry about what i’ve listed here if you’re a person who plans on using a weapon illegally. as long as you’re not a potential shooter, you have nothing to worry about and no reason to get defensive!

[1st-1]

The generation that put men on the moon is the same generation that needs help connecting to WiFi and doing simple tasks on smartphones.

[transstudent]

Conservatives: trans women are bathroom predators Also conservatives:

[queerfarmgremlin]

He missed his mom so he tried to jump up on the desk to cuddle with her

[cowards-sorcery]

BABY

[rabbivole]

this was a rollercoaster

[1st-1]

Do Flat Earthers think the Moon, Sun and all the other planets are flat too?

[housing-estate-deactivated20180]

of course we don’t, we’re not stupid

[1st-1]

hmmmmm ……….

[winchehster]

[c3rvida3]

Platonic intimacy is seeing your friend’s car in the grocery store parking lot and parking so close to him that he can’t open his door and has the crawl through the passenger’s side.

[c3rvida3]

Platonic intimacy is hot gluing four copies of Resident Evil – Code: Veronica to the ceiling of his hallway closet and seeing how long it takes him to notice that there’s four copies of Resident Evil – Code: Veronica hot glued to the ceiling of his hallway closet.

[c3rvida3]

Platonic intimacy is watching the graceful curve of his body as he stretches in bed, fixating on the strip of skin where his shirt’s pulled up juuuust enough that you can sneeze on his exposed stomach and then run away while he’s distracted and bewildered by how super gross and unnecessary that was.

[c3rvida3]

Platonic intimacy is sending him an e-mail that says, “The Harbinger of Boy Sauce is Upon You,” instead of just, like, texting him and letting him know you’re on your way to help him do his shots.

[c3rvida3]

Platonic intimacy is calling him in the middle of the night and waking him up because you heard a weird noise outside that you’re about to investigate, and you need moral support and also someone to call an ambulance if you end up having to knife fight a racoon.

[c3rvida3]

No, it’s platonic. If it’s romantic, you gotta’ have a rose between your teeth and one titty out.

[gifsboom]

[potedo]

Whoever invented kangaroos is a fucking idiot

[literal-ghost]

Kangaroos are animals that seem like they should be cryptids but it’s an entire species.

[catgirl-bartender]

God: What if we just made a really horrible man? Give it. Give it lots of things. Tail leg. Belly sack. Talons. Abs. taste for flesh. Valid driver’s license. Fur.

[accidental-muse]

the ability to beat the goddamn piss out of you.

[mudwerks]

and taunt you afterward

[shabbytigers]

excuse me, this is an actual kangaroo? not a cunning-edit furry joke? you’re telling me this is what literal live kangaroos look like in real life?

[lokispriestess-deactivated20181]

yeah kangaroos are actually pretty mean looking. The cute ones are wallabies.

kangaroo^

wallaby^

kangaroo^

wallaby^

[shabbytigers]

this is just so fucked up

[ninawolv3rina]

Big ol snail: *dies*

Hermit Crab:

[curseofthefae]

#important

[zenwing]

[tanks-a-lot]

why are sun bears like…that?

[captain-price-official]

like what

[tanks-a-lot]

[captain-price-official]

oh you mean that

well

sometimes it just be like that

[recalcitrantlycaffeinated]

This is a callout post for the TSA agent who was incredibly thoughtful and concerned about me flying across the country all alone without an adult and wanted to make sure I knew how to go through security and felt safe and comfortable and explained that, as per the signs, children under 12 can keep their shoes on, and directed me specifically to another agent to help me so I wouldn’t be overwhelmed or afraid.

You were super sweet and kind, and the look on your face when I handed you my driver’s license and you realized I was 25 was priceless.

[daphneblakess]

speaking as a Symmetra main, y'all do realize we’re now looking at the probability of Brigitte/Torb/Sym team comp, as if double armored Symmetra wasn’t already one of the most terrifying things in Overwatch

There Is No God, Only 400 Health Symmetra

[ahnungslosig-keit]

200 base health + 75 shield gen health + 75 torb armour + 150 Brigitte rally armour + 75 temporary armour = 575 total health

[daphneblakess]

Listen I’m gay and can’t do math but if anything this just further reinforces my point

[quidditchfan]

“Why do you struggle against your fate?”

[papurrcat]

Brigitte Lindholm