danish:)

Jeg er en dansker der kan oversætte ting til dansk

[purplepunkfolk]

if you're a Zionist you're stupid

[translatingpostsintodanish]

lillapunkfolk

hvis du er en zionist er du dum

[calamitydaze]

they should invent a disproportionate emotional response that goes away when you rationally understand the cause

[translatingpoststodanish]

ullykkedøs

de burde opfinde en disproportionel følelsesmæssig reaktion som forsvinder når du forstår grunden rationelt

[translatingpostsintodanish]

ullykkedøs

de burde opfinde en diproportionel følelsesmæssig reaktion som forsvinder når du forstår grunden rationelt

[translatingpoststodanish]

it appears i have an enemy

[translatingpostsintodanish]

Hvorfor kan vi ikke være allierede?

[calamitydaze]

they should invent a disproportionate emotional response that goes away when you rationally understand the cause

[translatingpoststodanish]

ullykkedøs

de burde opfinde en disproportionel følelsesmæssig reaktion som forsvinder når du forstår grunden rationelt

[translatingpostsintodanish]

ullykkedøs

de burde opfinde en diproportionel følelsesmæssig reaktion som forsvinder når du forstår grunden rationelt

[dappermouth]

when your cat licks his paw…then rubs his head with the paw… wow….that’s his shmapoo and conditioner…..

[slovensko]

ko si mačka poliže tačko…in si s tačko pomane glavo…vau….njen šmapon in balzam…..

[textpostscymraeg]

pan mae dy gath yn llyfu ei bawen…ac wedyn yn rhwbio ei ben gyda’r bawen… waw….dyna ei smiapŵ a’i gyflyrydd…..

[translatingpostsinfrench]

quand ton chat lèche sa patte…puis frotte sa tête avec la patte… wow….c'est son shmapooing et son après-shampooing…..

[translatingpoststogerman]

adrettermund

wenn dein kater seine pfote abschleckt…und dann seinen kopf mit der pfote reibt… wow… das ist sein shmapoo und spülung…

[translatingpostsintodanish]

elegantmund

når din kat slikker sin pote...og så gnubber sit hoved med poten... wow....det er hans shmapoo og balsam.....

[charlesoberonn]

We need more scary infinite variants of manmade environments like the Infinite IKEA or the Backrooms.

May I suggest, The Lot:

[charlesoberonn]

I'm sorry to disappoint you but this is a real parking lot. I didn't edit it.

[charlesoberonn]

Check out the lot-to-building ratio in any large American sports stadium

[toawk]

Some lots are so big they have bus services specifially inside it. The lots are broken into sections and buses go around to their sections at a set amount of times before the start of something and drive people to the main building.

[charlesoberonn]

The societies of lost people inside The Lot would probably operate something like that to locate and pick up new arrivals and bring them over to one of the major settlements.

[charlesoberonn]

In the Infinite Ikea or Backrooms you can convince yourself there's gonna be a door round the next corner or behind that wall.

But despite it being completely open, there is no hope of escape from The Lot. Whereever you look it's just more cars from horizon to horizon.

[bonediggercharleston]

Sheesh, man, that's

a lot

[maryland-officially]

the ikea parking lot?

[37-rats-in-a-trenchcoat-deactiv]

imagine you finally find the exit to the infinite IKEA after being trapped inside for years and you step out into the infinite IKEA parking lot

[cayennedarling]

@scp-threats-is-back help :(

[scp-threats-is-back]

We managed to find the edge of the parking lot but we have yet to find the exit because it opens into the infinite highway

[pukicho]

The Obelisk asked for a sacrifice today. I was expecting a lamb or something. No. Fucking Bacon Chicken Caesar wrap.

[translatingpostsintodanish]

pukicho

Obelisken spurgte efter en ofring i dag. Jeg forventede et lam eller noget. Nej. Fucking Bacon Kylling Caesar wrap.

[charl0ttan]

you wanna go to jupiter so bad it makes you look stupider

[translatingpostsintodanish]

charl0ttan

du vil så gerne tage til jupiter men det får dig til at se dummere ud

[shrimpin-aint-easy]

Can you please just have an ounce of shrimpathy?

[translatingpostsintodanish]

rejering-er-ikke-let

Kan du ikke nok have bare et gram af rejepati?

[charl0ttan]

the horseless carriage implies the existence of a "horse"

[translatingpostsintodanish]

charl0ttan

det hesteløse køretøj antyder eksistensen af en "hest"

[translatingpostsintodanish]

Jeg tror ikke, jeg ved

[translatingpostsintodanish]

Det her er en rigtig god gimmick blog, men jeg finder meget sjældent opslag at oversætte

[parakeet]

Give a man a leaf and he will eat it. Teach a man to leaf and he will go away

[translatingpostsintodanish]

undulat

Giv en mand et blad og han vil spise det. Lær en mand at blad og han vil gå væk

[translatingpostsintodanish]

fant ikke en norsk versjon men jeg kan heldigvis bare følge denne bloggen og late som at det er på norsk men skrevet av en som ikke er så flink til å stave! /lh

Skandinavisk superkraft kaldet translatingpostsintodanish

[charl0ttan]

using my christian baby to hold down some papers but then the rapture happens :/

[translatingpostsintodanish]

charl0ttan

bruger min kristne baby til at holde nogle papirer nede men så sker bortrykkelsen :/

[charl0ttan]

you either die alive or live long enough to see yourself become dead

[translatingpostsintodanish]

charl0ttan

enten dør du levende eller også lever du længe nok til at se dig selv blive død

[impishglee]

“nothing tastes as good as skinny feels”

damn you must suck at cooking. check out some youtube tutorials man. i believe in you.

[translatingpostsintodanish]

djævelskglæde

"intet smager så godt som slank føles"

Fandens du må være dårlig til at lave mad. Tjek nogle youtube guides mand. Jeg tror på dig.

[this-is-where-i-hide-my-bullshit]

"You could just use ai" yeah well I could also just kill you.

[translatingpostsintodanish]

det-her-er-hvor-jeg-gemmer-mit-tyrelort

"Du kunne bare bruge ai" jaer men jeg kunne også bare dræbe dig.