Tinsy Top Hats & Boisterous Bows

Oh look ma, it's that place where I run my mouth and post about fandoms. I'll post what I want though. *fingerguns*

[dogposts]

new friend!

[doggosource]

[card-of-the-day]

Today’s card is: A 3x5 index card

[horreurscopes]

[baddywronglegs]

Do you think Michael Crichton had a deep-seated hatred of theme parks because he was too tall for all the rides?

[wanderer-chronicles]

Yes.

[tumblr] is a flat circle.

[baddywronglegs]

Damn, it sure is huh

[zetabrarian]

We should do this more on this website.

Person 1: -posts-

Person 2: -pulls out the historical documents-

[baddywronglegs]

I have been brought before the scriptures and my heresies found canonical.

I accept the judgement "unoriginal" and "should have looked it up first" but, in my inadequate defence, Tumblr's search function does fucking suck.

[zeemczed]

Defense found perfectly cromulent. Let Baddywronglegs free, and let no mark be against said blog.

[fozmeadows]

"I have been brought before the scriptures and my heresies found canonical" is an all-time banger line.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

if I wrote a dystopian novel where the corrupt evil megacorporation that controls society has a fucking smirk for a logo, my editor would tell me to use a less heavy-handed metaphor

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

and yet

[twinkiefairy]

I love this because if I were to write a literary novel in the Western cannon that described the image of an apple with a chunk bitten off, any high school English student would tell you it is a Bible reference meant to represent the source of all evil and downfall of humanity and YET 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I love when cats get a claw stuck in your clothes and then act like it's YOUR fault. lil bro I'm literally just clad in garments you're the one with your terror toes deployed

[comvi]

[cosmonautroger]

[solarianloverboi]

Let's trill and frolic with mama

[crabs-and-bedbugs]

[walmart-the-official]

This op also had reblogs on I just thought it’d be funny

[trenchcrows]

[ceasadh]

@x-ca1iber

[memeuplift]

[socialjust-ish]

[thegaymertrainer]

[victusinveritas]

Nice people make the best Nazis. Be mean, be tough, have a fascist tooth/skull collection.

[sasukehoe]

Respectfully, Ireland is the best country on the planet

[skywardstrapon]

from the same thread:

[lavenderoceanss]

I once wore green cargo pants with a black hoodie in Belfast in the mid 2000s and two separate people yelled "alright there Kim Possible?"

[delicatuscii-wasbella102]

A pair of unusual French Art Nouveau bentwood and wicker armchairs Circa 1900

[anexperimentallife]

[marlynnofmany]

In my household we talk about "pathways in the brain" being like deer trails in the woods -- the more the deer walk along one route, the more their hooves wear down the grass until it's just a strip of bare dirt.

But if the deer start traveling a different way, the grass grows back.

[the-haiku-bot]

But if the deer start

traveling a different

way, the grass grows back.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[crazy-brazilian]

[chungledown-bimothy]

[smalltalktorture]

tumblr i am literally begging you to let me reblog your shitpost ads