Not a lesbian but I agree with their beliefs

Laurel/Tree she/her 20s ace of spades

[treeofnonsense]

Blog Intro

Hello, welcome to my world of mechanical madness. This is a dumping ground for memes, ventposts, stupid ideas, and interests of mine that haven't yet grown big enough to become their own blogs. I love water, armadillos, video games, and all things steampunk. Please mind the gap.

Current hyperfixation: Horizon games

Follows and likes will come from my main: @guildtree. Yes, I'm weird and have a fandom blog as my main, that's just how I got to this hellsite.

I try my best to tag for fandoms, art mediums, characters, and common triggers. If you would like another tag added for some reason feel free to let me know.

I don't post politics and do my best to avoid drama. That said, I also do not tolerate any form of discrimination, bullying, or overall dickishness. Play nice or get blocked.

[charl0ttan]

long distance friends pets feel like celebrities because you can only be parasocial with them

[charl0ttan]

you dont truly know how their fur pets. you will never know them like that

[charl0ttan]

furthermore they have no clue you even exist

[univcrsefactory]

satin or silk? hot chocolate or coffee? dusk or dawn? late mornings or early nights? baths or showers? lilac or baby blue? swimming or running? fruits or cake? singing or dancing? pillow fights or pillow forts? camping or shopping? paperback or hardcover?

[imoutofsoupyo]

[treeofnonsense]

My friend's cat was very upset about going to the vet, so I attempted to capture the dramatic injustice of her capture.

Reference:

[teaboot]

How people get nicknames:

Recipient of a third-degree burn in front of witnesses. IE, "I won't take that shit from a man dressed like a ghostbuster"= "Gostbuster" or "Buster"

A distinctive personal feature or quirk. IE, "Have you noticed how that new guy is always eating bell peppers?" = "Peppers", or "That chick has a massive forehead" = "Forehead".

An embarrassing thing you said or did. IE, "Did you seriously call Dale "Dad"?" = "Junior", "Baby boy", "Sport"

A game of name-mutation telephone. IE, "Donny Clyde" = "Bonnie 'n' Clyde" = "Bonnie" = "Bon-bon".

Irony. IE, calling a tall person "short stack" or a particularly dour person "sunshine".

A 'wrong place wrong time' one-off incident. IE, "He spilled oil on his pants and had to borrow a pair that were way too big and Jim saw him with the waistband pulled up to his nipples and called him 'Parachute'"

A batman-style origin story but not in a cool way: "One time she hit a deer with the company car and when she called the boss to tell her she was crying so hard we thought she was dying" = "Bambi"

The incredibly rare 'admiration' nickname, bourne only once a millennia under the light of the blood moon: "We saw him lift a truck once so now we call him 'iron man'"

+ How Nicknames Stick:

Your fate is determined by The Counsel

You hate it

It's accurate

[pretend-animator]

kissing booth

another prompt from my patreon! ragebaiting elphaba gets got

[anxietyproblem]

[rainbowgaez]

evil great lakes

lake inferior

lake normal

lake offtario

lake hurton

lake michigan

[arithmonym]

problematic gaga ball knowledge gap

[thatneoncrisis]

69ers but..... their keys

[whispering-jabberwocky]

Oh, vintage handbag, we're really in it now.

[treeofnonsense]

@tchaikovsgay @accidentallyadorable

Thought this was vintage Ghost

[memewhore]

[treeofnonsense]

@deathicus-sling

[fanfiction-psas]

Fanfiction PSA:

[a-mel0n]

reblog if you’ve had an online friendship that’s lasted more than 2 years

[dogwise]

PRACTICE URGE SURFING

[dogwise]

[drtrinitysantos]

sdxfcgvzdxfcgvhzdxfcgvhbjnkmlcgvhbjnk science

[dizzyhslightlyvoided]

#the reason that lab safety regulations are the way they are is because literally all chemists are like this #as in 100% of them #no exceptions (via @prokopetz)