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it's me

[prasejeebus]

“Are you watching the Super Bowl?”

Me: 

[onlytwitterpics]

[beeefy]

u lie down and its like (• ) ( •) and thats just how it is

[ryanthedemiguy]

You lie on your side and it’s just (•)(• )

[au-kittenby]

How long until Tumblr flags this?

[theperksofneurodivergency]

they won’t cause it’s not flesh coloured

[fuck-customers]

Top 5 grossest things left in the theater by guests: 5. Tissue and snot napkins shoved into cup holder (that is NOT a mini trash can!) 4. Chewed up unfinished unwrapped turkey leg (i hate turkey legs now) 3. Childs vomit (child was puking outside, meh still want to see the show instead of catching the later show when he stops puking) 2. Used diaper (dropped within sight of trash can) 1. Piss bottle

[silverhawk]

every fucking day i think of the fact that in the teletubbies show they had to use flemish giant rabbits to be the cute bunnies in the show bc flemish giant rabbits are so fucking big

that any other rabbit breed would look puny next to the teletubby suits. 

[silverhawk]

fdlkfmdsklfmsdklfds

[meloettas-blog]

COOLDAD.gif RETURNS ONCE AGAIN

[chrissongzzz]

[intendtoliv3]

DEAD

[robseverus]

I couldn’t say it better myself 😩 protect him ❤️

[trill2006]

WHOLESOME

[chuuzus]

It’s the 10 year anniversary of 2009…

[nullifiedneet]

ya’ll did not have to hit me with this kind of nostalgia late at night I already knew 2009 was an iconic ass year for mainstream music

[geyashvecova]

Art G.Shvecova (Design graphics - Pastel Series - PINK_Pastel Stars_200618)

[carnival-phantasm]

[dicksmasher]

this is the funniest fucking thing i have ever seen

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

Otter teaches human how to pet him.

[threesideddream]

me asking for attention and affection

[note-a-bear]

I just lost my entire shit

[la-plus-heureuse]

say what you want, but this shit was better than the scene in legally blonde when elle wins her case

[raincityruckus]

elle and jake wouldn’t make it a competition, they’d want us to appreciate the other for doing a darn good job.

[djmixedtape]

This scene had me whooping like a white suburban dad at their son’s football game

[twilightown]

CAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING

EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR I COULD FLY

CAN’T U FEEL MY HEART BEAT FAST, I WANT THIS TO LAST

NEED YOU BY MY SIDE

[the-husbando]

This is the closest gif that can really capture the utter chaotic energy that is released when people hear this song

[dongoverlord]

sometimes I get so jealous of other people’s social skills. like damn. they can talk to people?? and people like them?? look at all those people who like them. wtf. illegal

[fruitsoftheape100]

Go In The Field

[myblehaccount]

Okay, Elmer. I’m in the field, what now?

[fruitsoftheape100]

Follow My Scent

[imeraserheadbaby]

Where are you, ape?

[fruitsoftheape100]

Look Down

[imeraserheadbaby]

Ok *Looks Down*

[fruitsoftheape100]

[giggle]

you dont wanna mess with me i cry easily

[longseasons]

date a

me

[halfconcealed]

nice try mario

[rynmie-deactivated20230311]