Cera's Blog Or Whatever

Just trying to do my best in a world where it's far too easy to do you worst

[my-dailydreams]

[chaotic-fluff3]

One of my fav BBC Merlin headcanons is that Arthur knows all the castle gossip cuz Merlin just blabs all the info he hears around the castle to him when they’re alone.

Merlin: *entering Arthur’s room to pick up laundry* “You’ll never guess what Mary said about Cassie.”

Arthur: *wants to know cuz he’s invested at this point* “What do I pay you to do Merlin? Listen to gossip in the Tavern all day?”

Merlin: *ignores him and continues the story*

And yes, Merlin does tell Arthur important stuff too like which guards are slacking off or who could be (is definitely) a traitor. But mainly Arthur is invested in the years long saga of a kitchen maid and a laundry maid that seem like they hate each other but Merlin caught them kissing recently and he *needs* to know what’s happening with them.

(Leon has overheard many… MANY… things he’d like to gossip about. He cannot for it would go against his beloved Knights Code. But he’s seen some shit. He would like to stop knowing things. Leon is tired. #LetLeonSleep2026)

[allsadnshit]

It makes me sad that most people around me are so unbelievably burnt out from work and life that they are just truly emotionally unavailable and don't even wanna use their energy for anything beside going out partying once a weekend

It's like watching friends who you've seen be silly and have deep talks work jobs to the point of stress where they are incoherent and respond to messages like legit 6 days later and not in a rude way but genuinely they don't have the mental capacity to do shit anymore

Working jobs and paying bills shouldn't take everything out of people to the extent it really does

Even when I'm off work and I had a shorter shift most of the time I truly have nothing left in the tank after the combo of emotions and physical labor

[cryptotheism]

What even are tumblrs nsfw rules anymore

[lovingtogekiss]

[hayleywilliamsfan84]

i keep laughing at the way that eridian culture in the movie and eridian culture in the book are not contradictory at all, if you accept that movie rocky is just a total FREAK

grace: boy i sure can't wait to meet other eridians haha! rocky, putting on a shirt for the first time in four years: rocky has something to tell grace but does grace promise not to be mad, question?

[hydrangea-pop]

I can't leave this in the tags lmaooo

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

My signature is worth negative 2 dollars and 82 cents.

[captaindibbzy]

[my-2nd-account]

Whatever project Rose does after Shane and Ilya get outed will probably be a nightmare. My girl is just trying to do press for some shit movie that she didn't even want to be part in and all everyone wants to talk about is if she knew about Shane's sexuality when she dated him and if that was the reason they broke up and if Shane and Ilya are saying they've been together for years does that mean Shane was cheating on Rose?

And she's using every pr answer she's ever came across throughout her career and fighting demons to get people to respect Shane and treat him like an actual human being and just trying her best to get through this without punching someone in the nose in front of a dozen cameras.

[vampirejuno]

Can you imagine being stuck in space completely alone with only the corpses of your friends for company, and the first living thing you meet after 46 years of that misery is a fucking weird alien creature who just rolls up with crazy advanced tech and goes "hi let's work together" and makes it possible for you to save your world through the power of friendship and molecular biology. AND THEN you find out that in this creature's language, its name means "mercy". Happened to my good friend Rocky btw

[zibaldoni-elzapoppin]

[woman-becomer]

no way dude no way. there's just no way

[flintandpyrite]

Also I forgot to post this but yesterday we met the magnificent Mr Paws of Sandpiper Cottage, Conwy.

[teepeetoe]

[thereisnothingwrongwithlove]

gorgeous!!

[hutsonwoolyums]

Ilya loves taking Shane’s cock deep in his throat, so deep his nose is pressed against Shane’s skin, and Shane’s chest is heaving and his hands are tight in Ilya’s curls, and Ilya’s hands are everywhere, grabbing Shane’s ass and thighs and chest, and Ilya is groaning softly as he works up a rhythm that has Shane trembling and spilling into his mouth, and Ilya is swallowing it all down and pressing a desperate hand to his own cock, so hard in his shorts.

[rainbow-femme]

Cliff wants to be a good bro and a good ally so when he and Ilya hang out to watch a movie, he decides they’re gonna watch a Gay Movie. And what is the one Gay Movie every straight guy knows? Brokeback Mountain. And what is the only thing straight guys know about Brokeback Mountain? That it’s the gay cowboy movie. And hey that sounds fun, cowboys are fun

Shane gets a text two hours later from Cliff that’s a picture of Ilya on the couch with his head down between his knees and he’s just like “HELP I BROKE HIM IM SORRY I DIDNT KNOW THEY BROKE UP AND THEN THE ONE GUY GOT HATECRIMED TO DEATH I THOUGHT THERE WOULD BE GUNS AND TRAIN ROBBING”

[rainbow-femme]

“Bro what are you so upset about? It’s just a blonde guy and a black haired guy who spend years in a gray area secret relationship where they hook up a few times a year and have feelings for each other but are kept apart by society, only for the black haired guy to not be able to wait for the blonde guy anymore and tries to move on only to be killed in a brutal homophobic attack that the blonde guy hears about well after the fact because no one would know to contact him. I don’t understand why you’re identifying so heavily with this narrative, it’s crazy.”

[memyselfandi13531]

the ONLY reason that we dont see a lot of shane chirping is because we only really see him facing off against ilya and shane KNOWS that refusing to rise to the bait is the only way to get under ilya's skin

he's a huge bitch to everyone else though

[unswerving-dysfunctional-loyalty]

Ilya cheating on Shane in fanfic after they've become exclusive immediately breaks my immersion. Like Ilya Rozanov did not spend 10 years locking down his man, risking his very life and citizenship, move to Canada and the worst team in the league, build a family, and become friends with Hayden Fucking Pike to throw away any of it.

Be serious.

[argillaforma]

shane: haha you played bad today mr hunter

scott: your breath smells like russian dick, whore

[trashcanniballecter]

Shane: I was the one to make the first move

Ilya: that's not true! I did! In the shower!

Shane: I introduced myself to you at world juniors!

Ilya: that wasn't a move! That was normal introduction!

Shane: Ilya, baby, when have you ever known me to initiate a social interaction with a stranger?

Ilya: . . . Holy shit