Mortal bodies, timeless souls...

fuck

[marinella-ela]

[sushigrade]

[screamydreamy]

I am sadly not a legitimate be gay do crimes thrillseeker. the idea of getting in trouble makes my tummy hurt. Sorry

[cat-boy-tits]

the spirit is willing, but the flesh has anxiety.

[beaft]

my cat hates taking his pills. the only way we can get him to eat them is to turn it into an elaborate pantomime - we take the packet out of the cupboard slowly and hold it up, saying “oh!! what’s this? what’s this? a TREAT? a TREAT for louis????” while making surprised faces. we offer him a pill… then, before he has a chance to sniff it, we wag our fingers at him and replace it in the packet so it becomes a Tantalising Forbidden Mystery. we continue doing this until he’s so confused and excited that he will eat the pill as fast as possible, just so he can find out what it is before we can take it away from him again. as soon as he’s eaten it he looks utterly disappointed and betrayed, like a child who just ate a delicious sweet only to find it was a chocolate-coated brussels sprout. it never gets old

[autumngracy]

Op this is the funniest thing I’ve ever read

[fucktheflagandfuckyou]

op how could you just hide this from me in the tag this makes this objectively 10000000% funnier

[stalling]

50 First Doses

[skyline-sunset-in-my-veins]

You trick Louis? You trick Louis like a common fool? Oh jail, jail for owners ONE MILLION YE-oh what’s this? A treat?

[miiriya]

[bemassa]

I’ve been laughing for 5 minutes

[noahnomore]

[azuremist]

Hey, do y’all remember how Tencent said they were developing faceID AI to identify people in riots, and then they suddenly created an AI art generator to turn your selfies into anime?

Do y’all remember that time that someone discovered facial recognition cameras couldn't see through Juggalo makeup, then Facebook had a fun “see what you'd look like with Juggalo makeup” thing, and then facial recognition cameras could suddenly see through Juggalo makeup?

Do y’all remember how, on Twitter, Elon started a tirade against artists who ask for credit when their art is reposted, and he suddenly he created one of the first big art AI programs?

Do y’all remember how AI destroyed the field of freelance translation, despite the inferiority of the machine translations, because companies didn’t care about the quality of the translations? They just wanted it done for free?

Do y’all know how companies will see a lot of money going into a New Tech Thing (like, say, AI art apps) and will jump to try and implement that New Tech Thing into their tech? For example, how it felt like every big company and celebrity had an NFT to sell?

Just wondering.

[selkieofthesouth]

neither team Edward, nor team Jacob, but a secret, third thing

[argumate]

the first early hominid to make use of metaphor or allegory must have blown the others away, "your actions will have consequences... just like a tree has fruit!" WOOAHHHH holy shit guys did you catch that

[apricops]

one hominid is so impressed that he goes back home and is like “this cave feels so peaceful tonight... just like a tree has fruit” and everyone makes fun of him

[argumate]

whole tribe going completely apeshit at first ever comedian

[maddhog]

The 80s are back baby. Red scare, ppl blaming the gays on diseases, funny synth pop, economic crash, etc etc

[6qubed]

kate bush is there

[catchymemes]

Animal Reviews!

Source: facebook.com

[loversdreamersandyou]

[desinteresse]

The fact that im getting raw dogged by life everyday. Don’t have any medication to take the edge off. Nor any addiction, I don’t even got a religion or spirituality to fall back on. Im facing this life stone cold sober every goddamn day??? Why???

[desinteresse]

Me when im awake, alert, unmedicated, sober and not religious

[cristalplanetheart]

😳

[savethewailes]

Let! That! Baby! Eat!!!!!!

[adelphicoracle]

Perfect tags

[i-cant-carry-it-for-you]

[wumblr]

i’m sorry but “are you from tennessee because you’re the only ten i see” is funnier with literally any other location. bro are you from capetown because you’re the only cape i town. the only rhode i land. the only ant i arctica. are you from the great lakes region because you’re the only mich i gan. bro are you from the moon. because you’re the only mo i oon

[tiberius-claudius-nero]

the only miss whose piss i sippie

[afeelgoodblog]

True acceptance

[weaver-z]

Prison guards: Iroh? Escape? Ha! That weak, senile old man couldn’t escape if we rolled a red carpet to the door!

Iroh alone in his cell:

[weaver-z]

[ramblingcj]

I saw the video and thought "that guy looks like Jack Black", then I scrolled down to read that. Yup, sure was Jack Black. Also yes, the above is actually true, his mother Judith Love Cohen did indeed help create the abort-guidance system that rescued the Apollo 13 astronauts.

[officialfist]

[bigenderteruki]

The way this is straight up stolen

[punny-trash]

[ppamelaisley]

Okay but why was I so concerned about it on TikTok but I see on tumblr and I’m like oh that makes sense it’s fine

[gayfirebird]

Its because someone put their fucking face with that statement, its not funny anonymous internet person its justine who is 16 and someone's classmate