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Bold of shows to try to decide who's the main character. I think that's up to me.

i’ve come to a conclusion

There’s something truly exquisite about stories where the real tragedy is the price you paid to stand on top of the world

faustandfurious

Hollow victories … sacrificing your humanity on the altar of what you perceive to be the greater good … the loneliness of godhood … regret for the person you used to be … the realisation that there is no way back … *chef’s kiss*

vanilla-extraction

1percentcharge

I love using my phone in public surely I will not scroll past some strange image

radicalapollo

Fuck you, now you get to see it in video form, because fuck you.

kaizo-ningen-deactivated2021100

moscowdiscow-deactivated2017011

this was animated by a man with anterograde amnesia who kept forgetting the last 10 frames he drew

midtown120blues-deactivated2018

Sorry to bring this back but I haven’t slept in weeks wondering how she could possibly be alive if eating one chicken nugget is this fucking difficult for her

mosticonicposts

certified iconic post

unyanizedcatboys

chronicconfusion

I am loving the notes section

knowyournewmeme

i never jack off. i watch porn and just nod my head with my hands firmly planted on the desk.

road-kill-dog

SHUTBUP SHUT UP HAHAHAHUSVEI

cowboysuggest

mr gorbachev STOOOOP LMAO no seriously STOP IIIITTTT

cowboysuggest

TAKE IT DOOOOWWWN LMAO STOOP

cowboysuggest

He stopped.

anexperimentallife

lestatfag

well if this is the only thing

creekfiend

Ok so the thing about reading like books which are “predictable” is that I, a story enjoyer, go completely bonkers about it bc its like Enrichment in my Enclosure. A scene parallels another earlier scene between different characters thus serving to highlight the differences in their views and priorities???? A line makes me think “hmmm I bet that’s gonna be relevant later” ends up being relevant later????? I am a tiger chewing ice cubes out of a pumpkin. I’m so so happy. Please foreshadow more things. Throw the completely anticipateable plot beats at me like catnip mousies!!!!!

creekfiend

YEAH!!!!!!

gayahithwen

When I see a rifle on the wall, I want to see that rifle being fired! I’m literally on the sidelines shouting “Chekov! The gun! Get the gun, Chekov!”

portpebble

Step One: Open the fanfiction Step Two: Read the first few lines Step Three:

Step Four: Close the fanfiction Step Five: Repeat process for an indefinite amount of time

anarchopuppy

The worst form of pseudo-philosophy is shit like "everything in reality is either Chaos or Order," "everything in reality is either Masculine or Feminine," "everything in reality is either Dark or Light" like dude you haven't discovered some deep truth about the universe you've literally just discovered Adjectives. I can say everything in reality is either Heavy or Light depending on whether I can lift it over my head but that doesn't give you any profound fuckin insight I'm just describing shit and yes this is about jordan peterson

tgirl-corvid-deactivated2025051

pyrotechnicss

thyrell

this is the funniest divorce in the world

inkskinned

she asked me if i believed in god and i told her that when i was four i almost drowned in a public pool and in my panic mistook a stranger for my father. i clawed my way up his leg. four years later he’d send my parents a picture of the scars alongside a tin of cookies. he said, “i hope she’s still okay. i carry her with me. it isn’t every day you save a life. it isn’t every day you feel like you were here for a reason. when it does happen, you have to cherish that memory. for once, i had a purpose. just being there was enough. she tore me open but she taught me a lot about love.”