Haters to the left

my tangled mind. food. don’t eat my ass, eat the rich. rooms. memes. sex. sarcasm. seeing stars. 32/F. cw 77 gw 59 ugw 55.

[dduane]

[wifehaver103947]

[currymaker]

ill be honest i dont really get queuing

[ntrider]

well this way instead of sitting in an empty lobby waiting for players to join you get to browse around until the queue has enough players to actually start a lobby and then they can all go play immediately

[currymaker]

picks you up and climbs my stepladder to put you on a high shelf

[ntrider]

HEY?????

[lakevida]

walking around the dashboard at four in the morning stepping on all the creaking posts loud as fuck

[maidthings]

my 37 year old vampire girlfriend keeps telling me i simply don't understand the woes of immortality as if I didn't also own a VHS player or visit a blockbuster a few times as a kid

[maidthings]

she keeps staring off into the distance saying those shit like "those as youthful as you know not what horrors lie in your past" even though we both know damn well she's talking about the 2008 financial crash

[googledocsdyke]

remember when you were 10 and you would hang out with your friends in order to Look At The Computer together like you went to their house and experienced the information superhighway together. and then leave

[mostlybats-partiallyrats]

How fucking old are you people?

[googledocsdyke]

normal amount

[iamoutofideas]

fuckin sisyphean trying to stay where you were on this fucking website

[zszsze]

can i come to your house and make you know some information

[gayeddies]

i am so tired of never being someone’s property

[gayeddies]

PRIORITY

[mod2amaryllis]

parts 1-2

[mod2amaryllis]

part 3

and this is the true story of my monday afternoon

[mod2amaryllis]

it frew up :'(

[heart-sprout]

I'd like to thank op because I have been using these as reaction images since I first saw this post in 2022 and I had lost track of their origin but now I am grateful to the universe for the chance to say bless u

[mod2amaryllis]

imagining someone in the world making use of my 4pm on a monday doodles is sick as hell

[unteriors]

Inconstant Street, Blackheath, New South Wales.

[homunculus-argument]

*kicks a pebble at you, launching it with perfect aim directly at the acupuncture nerve spot that triggers The Forever Hiccups*

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

HATE when u can feel ur intestines writhing. cease your wriggling insolent belly worm

[skyporf]

WHEN do you ever feel that

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the worms yearn for escape

[importantpics]

@importantpics

[despazito]

[dogpuppy]

[drakensberg-blog]

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

[poupon]

how dare you say we piss on the poor