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Handle With Care | they/them

[redstonedust]

when boy bands sing a love song addressed to the listener does that imply all 5-10 of them are in love with you at once. that seems like a lot of pressure i don't know if i want to be the nucleus of the boyband polycule.

[applefudge5]

[jetix]

Beetle bread, 2023-08-13

[charlesoberonn]

[valtsv]

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

[valtsv]

if you could see the thread i'm hanging on by you would not say these things to me

[tumblr]

[cutecipher]

sounds like you're about to ban a bunch of trans women ngl

[cat-but-awesome]

a sizeable chunk of girls that i follow got banned for no reason, while at the same time a sizeable chunk of blogs titled (slur)killer started to appear in comment sections that are just allowed to thrive without bans, while these girls get tracked down and banned WITHIN THE HOUR on occasion. get it the fuck together on this platform

[magi-magi-tamamoland-chan]

don't forget the nazi dogwhistle part of the urls

[june-egbert-official]

it's amazing that they can ban trans women for any reason or none at all and are so efficient that they can deny her appeal before she even clicks send, but the nazi dogwhistle sending pages and pages of hate at trans women goes untouched for 30 hours without a response! i'm sure it's nothing.

[criminalizegolf]

> read library book

> it's good

Thank you library

[fiercestpurpose]

> read library book

> it's bad

Thank you library for saving me from buying it :)

[official-library-posts]

official library post

[tlirsgender]

The thing about harry potter is that it's Not a matter of ~ problematic media ~ it's a "the creator is directly funneling shit tons of money into the Kill All Trannies Foundation". This is our anita bryant. Can you grow a fucking spine and morals and stuff? If we were in the 70s some of you would be talking about how orange juice is your safe food or something. She's the actual devil I think that's more important here

[tlirsgender]

Like your wizard books fucking suck anyway we've pretty thoroughly torn them apart at this point but all of that is still besides the point that she is The Devil. Even if they were good you still shouldn't be giving this woman your money & you should be embarrassed to associate yourself with her work. Come on. Can the millennial nostalgia industrial complex crash and burn yet I'm sick of y'all

[tlirsgender]

"Ooh I'm pirating it I'm buying merch secondhand" ok but you should have some sense of shame about it. Like usually this is where someone makes a point about exposure and continued relevance cause you're still promoting it but, like, even if you found a way to engage with the wizard books without contributing to Millennial Anita Bryant's wealth even a little 100% guaranteed, how can you stomach it at this point? Doesn't it make you feel sick?? What is wrong with you. Also "well I'm headcanoning them as queer so I'm sticking it to jkr" is just stupid. Your Thoughts don't cancel out Real Material Consequences

[nyanakin]

no because this is genuinely what i sound like and nobody outside of sw prequels fandom believes me 😖

[jackhawksmoor]

LISTEN

[sunderwight]

"a goon is someone who masturbates" look buddy what my hired criminal muscle does in his spare time is his own business

[coyotette]

[tapacamino]

Absolutely crazy to me that the pro AI people nearly always think creative stuff is a chore that a machine needs to do instead of something that is actually fun.

[therisingking]

Girl when I tell you my life flashed before my eyes

[saturniandragon]

[lingonberry24]

[foolishmortal]

what if you told someone you liked their shoelaces while you were on your knees blowing them in a bathroom stall and they told you that they stole them from the president

[therisingking]

You bitches really won’t let me catch a fucking break huh

[lowgardn]

Tumblr is trying so hard not to let me post the funniest lent picture I've ever seen but I don't give up easy

[lowgardn]

[sistertaxon]

why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead

[thesylverlining]

this is the only kind of ace discourse i ever want to see on my dash. the only kind. ever again. good job

[kittyknowsthings]

Do you think the sirens would be grateful that they finally get some variety? 

[systlin]

“Oh my god we can finally just sing about pasta thank the fucking gods.” 

[totohoy-blog]

I’m not asexual but I’m fairly certain sirens would do a far better job luring me into the depths with a song about pasta rather than sex…

[systlin]

I mean. 

“WHAT THE FUCK STAY AWAY FROM THE ROCKS.”

“FUCKER THEY SAID THEY HAVE FETTUCCINE CARBONARA AND HOT GARLIC BREAD OVER THERE HANG ON BITCH.” 

[musicalhell]

This is true; Odysseus heard them promising him knowledge of the future.  So the next time you see artwork like this:

Remember those sultry naked chicks are saying “We’ll tell you the winning lotto numbers.”

[fuckstaffposts]

Them: “We have unlimited wifi at incredible speeds~” Me: *diving headfirst into the water*

[rpluvsyj]

This post is a blessing

[wittyusername97]

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[kitvalkyrie]

Oh my god sirens were literally scam websites

[10thingsihateabout-all-yall]

Oh my god they were phishing

[sin0fempathy]

wow! a transfem banwave sweeps through several popular blogs as soon as the new update stuff blows over and everyone’s distracted?

no one should be surprised, this is business as usual atp

[sin0fempathy]

“any reason or none at all” like are you fucking kidding me. they’re not even trying to justify it anymore

[edgebug]

my dad thinks the concept of shipping is hilarious. my parents are cool, they know about my online presence, it's fine. dad doesn't scroll my blog or anything, though--he's usually too busy watching dubiously homoerotic pro wrestling clips or playing valheim--so his idea of shipping culture is bizarre

damn near every time I mention im working on a fic or piece of fanart, he gasps in hopeful anticipation and asks "tamatoa and heihei?!" and he always acts bitterly disappointed

no, dad. i'm not writing or drawing anything where a 50 foot crab and a literal chicken have any kind of relationship at all. you've been asking me to make this ship happen for almost nine years now and the answer has always been no. it's a running gag, of course, but--why would you even think of that?! what kind of shit do you think happens on ao3?!

[edgebug]

I have decided to make my dad's vision a reality

[edgebug]

behold

[edgebug]

happy holidays. My dad is threatening to print this on a shirt

[edgebug]

should i call my dad's bluff and get this printed on a t shirt and give it to him for xmas

no what the fuck in wrong with you? he might actually wear it

yes absolutely, he might actually wear it

Voting ended onDec 11, 2025

[edgebug]

[deathsmallcaps]

Op did he like it or did he love it

[edgebug]

he says he's gonna wear it to work

[edgebug]

he immediately wore it in public to run errands btw. and gave his express permission for me to post that pic of him. in fact here's the exact text exchange with my mom, lest anyone think im doing unsanctioned dadposting

I played myself

[elcorhamletlive]

Not to be a bitch but sometimes people engage with fiction in the most boring way possible, and nowhere is this clearer than in videogames. Like what you mean you hate a character just because they were kind of abrasive when speaking to the player character? "They were mean to me" and it didn't occur to you to wonder why? Like, what might their attitude toward you reveal about the world? About the social dynamics within it? About their own perspectives and backgrounds and personalities? Does it even occur you to ask? Would you only have liked them if they bowed to your presence and talked about how great you are? Like I'm sorry but you're so boring. How boring fiction would be if it cathered to you

[spring-ephemeral]

me when i like the 2-3h movie: directors should never have to compromise their vision to appeal to something as fickle as people's "patience". anyone complaining about the movie's length is simply a tiktok-addicted philistine.

me when i don't like the 2-3h movie: once i become god emperor of earth anyone trying to make a movie longer than 90 minutes will be shot.

[jessebloom]

guy who wouldn’t even notice they’ve been sex pollened with all the repressed lust they’ve got going on