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i think I sent an accidental death threat to Fatboy slim smh i was high as shit and in my head I came up with what couldve easily been fatboy slims comeback hit but I knew i had a tendency to forget shit when I came down so I knew I had a small time window so I needed to contact fatboy slim as quickly as I could to sell him this idea but I only had 140 chars to do it so I thought the best way to tweet it was “@fatboyslim you have 6 hours”

fuckthisbloganditscurses

Happiness Will Come To You.

12goblins

when tho

fuckthisbloganditscurses

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

wizardshark

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

zigxortega

zac--efren

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

scientiablr

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

mnsreetusa

I have my interview with Disney this week…

tardisandtiaras

I reblogged this a couple weeks ago, and then found out I finally got approved for a house and i move in at the end of March!

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hamtastrophe

it’s sometimes hard to believe rasputin was real. like there’s no non-fucked up part of rasputin’s existence

bigthecat

did he do something problematic i thought he was just russia’s greatest love machine

redwoodriver-deactivated2018042

listen. it’s 2018. it’s time to admit, finally, that bbc sherlock is, in fact, bad, and was only good because we watched it when we were 15 and didn’t know how to dismantle scripts that SOUND clever but are really just gold-flake covered shit

linabelina-deactivated20250916

*angry and annoyed asexual agreement*

redwoodriver-deactivated2018042

what’s this mean

svvashbuckler

It means they agreed but weren’t like, horny about it i guess

redwoodriver-deactivated2018042

ONLY HORNY ACTIVITY ALLOWED ON MY BLOG

poverty-god

ok very scary halloween story

I’m sitting at home, minding my own damn business when fucking Yorick (my personal skull, an old decoration that told jokes before it died a couple years ago) tells a fucking joke. Out of the blue. Not even a joke. “1…2…Boo!” He says cryptically, then he laughed and I fucking turned in my chair, pausing in my leisurely screening of Halloweentown 2 and drawing Hamlet. I put down my fucking tablet pen and go to Yorick’s spot on top of the microwave. He is silent, as skulls should properly be.

And I fucking turn him over

And I look at his fucking power switch even though I’m Positive this guy died years ago.

And It Wasn’t Even On Boys. It Wasn’t Even On.

thestereotypebuster

Power switches mean nothing when you’re a fellow of infinite jest

poverty-god

Is it infinite jest if it’s one a.m. and it made me piss my pants

glorianas

dover, kent, may 27th, 2016

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ohhh i DEEPLY regret teaching my cat how to talk

kawaii-kozume

Oh? Would you elaborate?

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okay so one night like a week or two ago kurt was meowing at me and one of the meows sounded like he was saying “hewwo” so since then I started saying “hewwo” instead of meowing back at him (like I do with all his cat sounds, naturally) and slowly his meows evolved into something vaguely “hewwo”like with the one or two True and Powerful Hewwo’s a day

but now that you have backstory I was just standing in my kitchen making rice, everythings dead silent, and suddenly this fucking “HEWWO??” echoes through the whole apartment and it almost killed me

seyelence

19th Century lesbians vs. 21st Century lesbians

obesitysherpa

I would watch every event if they did this!

keuppy

And here’s our average joe, who was just explained five minutes ago how curling works.

Here’s Stacey, she’s ice skated twice in her whole life and today she competes beside the best in the world and-oh she fell again. What a good sport look at her get up using the wall.

amandaherzman

virgo - fennel

2nd of my herbal hand series - astrological signs and their corresponding herbs. other herbs also associated with virgo; savory, southernwood, valerian

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stagecoachjessi

Classic Hollywood Bloopers

izzzzzzieeeeeeeee

And the greatest Hollywood blooper of all time:

mermaidsandcats29

These are WONDERFUL

stagecoachjessi

Two more of my favorites:

absolutelyaddictedpoldarky

These are great..made me smile😊💖

darkseraphscorner

The fact these exist are truly amazing.

In the olden days, if footage was not used in a film, it was either destroyed or erased so they could reuse the reel, because it was cheaper than storing unused film.

Google the BBC’s lost archives to find out more.