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For this game of dodgeball, I will be specifically targeting the gayest and most autistic among you to eliminate.

Okay so normal rules then

Do you think today's teens are asking their crushes out to prom via amazing digital circus themed poster boards like stuff saying Life Would Be An Amazing Digital Circus If You Went To Promni With Me...

threedollarsdotcom

theyre taking me out back behind the shed presumably to give me a medal for my valor and heroism

badger-angel

always interesting whenever people start talking about polyamory as particularly unstable or prone to jealousy bc it begs the question of if they’ve ever seen or heard of monogamous couples

badger-angel

are you aware that those people are having sincere earnest discussions on whether following someone on social media counts as cheating

epicsause-official

just got an idea for a banger couples shirts design

mini-wrants

Outdoor in sun perfec t place for president to do speech! Outdoor very warm very soft put old man on green lawn under sun. Put old man in warm sun. no problem ever in warm sun because good view and audience can see long speech. Nice podium outdoor sunny perfect place for old president can trust warm sun to give nice view to President good luck to President. friend sun.

wreegis

there was an incident at work today

thehmn

Wait…why are busses depicted as a dangerous way to commute in American media?

I never really thought about it before but busses are one of the safest ways to commute to work I can imagine. I’m not ever worried when I take the train but if I had to pick which I’d feel more safe on it would be the bus.

I used to travel between towns late at night when I was a teenager/young adult woman and it would be straight up cozy and a nice way to end my day.

I think a bus feels safter to me because the driver is always right there in case something happens, while you’re kinda on your own on a train late at night.

aetherograph

So did you ever see Who Framed Roger Rabbit? Remember the plotline about the Red Car trolley being bought out and dismantled by Cloverleaf, and the villain's Big Reveal that they planned to demolish Toontown and put a highway through it, and people would use it because the Red Car trolley wasn't there to use anymore and so they'd be FORCED to buy a car?

That really happened, in the US. Only instead of the villain being an evil cartoon posing as a judge, the villain was General Motors and Ford and all the big car companies. They bought public transit lines and dismantled them. They lobbied congress to fund the interstate highway system and they CONTINUE to lobby the us govt to keep trains and public transit from having any money, while making sure the roads get lots of it. They are responsible not only for the dismantling of public transit but also the public's perception that public transit is bad and even dangerous.

American media thinks busses and trains are dangerous because the car companies have spent DECADES and billions of dollars on propaganda making sure Americans think that so they will continue to buy cars and not question how much roads and highways have destroyed the landscape.

pingintech

its also a healthy dosage of classism and ableism and a hatred of homeless people and addicts all of which are the largest demographic of people who use the public bus

southern-continent-skies

Also racism. The racism piece is big and unavoidable. It's connected with classism, yes, but the fact that "people who can't afford their own cars" is a disproportionately BIPOC group is not incidental here. In cities with significant Black populations and also public transit that sucks badly enough that everyone who can afford their own car has one, the bus-riding population is not only going to be at least as racially diverse as the overall city (aka, much MORE diverse than the social circles of many white residents, especially richer ones) but generally much more heavily Black because of the racially uneven distribution of wealth/income. So the bus is "dangerous" for the same reason that certain neighborhoods are "dangerous" - Black people are there.

Combine this with the fact that public transit sucks so much in many American cities (and even more outside of them) that people just don't use the bus at all if they can afford not to, and a lot of middle class white people don't have any positive or neutral bus experiences to balance out this racist reputation problem, and so it persists.

gh0stienj0yer

i need to get off tumblr i’m at the aquarium admiring the fish and my brain goes “posts that make you want to get in the water” what are you talking about. these are live fish in the room with you. what post.

doctrowho

i’m glad we don’t have to hunt for our food anymore.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live

clubcope

moldavite

good news. the things that used to upset me no longer upset me. bad news. i'm creating an army of bugs to hurt innocent bystanders

malibuklaus

galadriel1010

Sometimes you get a brief glimpse into the American worldview and decide that you don't want to know.

transcyberism

I cannot stress enough that this meme is entirely literal. there's no reference or subtext you don't know. these are simply the objectively most popular works of art from each denomination.