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Howdy hey!

Fist post woo- but welcome to my blog ig? I'll end up posting some art eventually- probably when I feel comfortable with it

Scratch the eventually posting, I have now! Yippe!

I'm open to asks too! But theirs a chance I may not respond, as I'm not always around

thanks for reading if ya did read- have nice day/night!!

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Reblog this photo of a käpylehmä to have a käpylehmä in your blog

It's a trick! If you reblog you get TWO käpylehmäs in your blog!

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They're traditional Finnish toys, little cows made out of spruce cones, on their way to see the world from one tumblr blog to another

Ok yeah I crumbled on that Verity au

Ended up drawing up a rough design for Verity actually!! Though I'm SO sorry for the quality :'D

For the moment I don't have any ideas for a name for the au..

But that'll happen eventually

#verity minecraft #something is knocking at your door #something is inside your house #staticdraws!!#lowkey was giggling over how he came out #such a silly fella #been calling this Verity a soggy nerd affectionately LMAOO #what can I say hes a very soggy fella in this au

Wow I've been silent for a long time hA-

Anyways!! I don't reaaaally share much buuut..good heavens Verity stuff hit me HARD.

which is the topic today-

Would folks be interested in a little au? Just a simple little au where things ended up being...a timeloop. A timeloop Verity remembers.

A little loop that he's desperate to try and make sure someone someone lives through..

I'm in no means a fic writer but I will try to see if I can push myself into doing it!!! Because the idea keeps rolling around my brain like marbles

#verity minecraft #verity #something is knocking at your door #something is inside your house #gang im scared to see input on this ha HA-#maybe i'll draw up designs for it....#first time being this invested in something to the point I want tow riye about it lmao

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"taken" style action movie where a man searches for his wife. as he fights baddies in gunfights and hand-to-hand combat, it's slowly revealed that:

his wife hasn't been kidnapped

their marriage is not healthy or functional

this guy isn't rescuing his wife, he's hunting her down

his wife is a crime boss, those are her henchpeople he's fighting in a john-wick bloodbath

the tension builds until, drenched in blood, our protagonist steps forward for the final showdown. he pulls a manila envelope from his bullet-torn jacket and throws it at his wife's feet. he's just spent an entire trilogy biting & killing & maiming....all so he can deliver his shit wife her divorce papers

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call it Taken… To Court

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#Taken 2: Court

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Baby armadillo plays with his toy

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Are you fucking kidding me

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i have never been happier

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This belovéd weirdo

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And humanity continues. The balance is kept.

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Australian Ringneck

Perth, Western Australia, 2023

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Mate, you’ve got a chubby lizard on your dashboard

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my favorite phenomenon on tiktok is when all the comments will line up and start doing the same bit

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woo i am such a fan of dramatic plants. just prissy fucking plantlife, be it unreasonable or implacable or ostentatious. plants, man

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u know what yeah, let’s talk about weird nonsense plants

1. Living Stones

these plants imitate rocks. who does that?

imagine deciding to straight up evolve into rocks as a defense mechanism. i had a whole rant planned but now i’m remembering that i have, in the past, on multiple occasions, daydreamed about being a rock. like that has been a recurring theme in my rich inner fantasy life. i would not forsake the opportunity to evolve into a stone.

2. Hooker’s Lips

ostentatious. flamboyant. vulgar. garish. randy. dare i say whorish? yes. this plant is whorish.

pucker up you hussy

3. Hoya Hearts

overused trope. lacks subtlety and creativity. truly, they just went with the first thought to pop in their head, no brainstorming involved. “ho ho ho i’m just gonna grow into a fucking HEART, that’ll show em!” Needy & basic bitch. looks cute on a desk

4. Lifesaver Plants

manages to be both psychedelic and disapproving. reminiscent of a prudish great aunt–but like, one who did a lot of LSD in the 70s. evidence of an alien lifeform who crash landed and then decided, fuck it, i’m gonna rent a one-story in the midwest and decorate it with vintage wood paneling & floral upholstery. probably smells like stale weed and glass ashtrays

5. Happy Alien Flowers

yes that is their NAME. sort of anticlimactic, but take a gander:

they are absolute sluts for drama, as demonstrated by the little hussies pictured above are YELLING AT ME. they bring to mind seagulls engaged in a Shakespearean blood feud. this flowers have committed aggravated manslaughter and probably got away with it too.

6. Bat Plant

aka Cat’s Whiskers aka Devil Flower. how fucking emo is that??? this plant listens to mcr and is probably the gay cousin. they never got the hang of eyeliner but that doesn’t stop them from trying, bless em. their impetuous devil-may-care persona is hindered by their crippling social anxiety. i’m immensely fond of this plant. they’ll come into their own once they graduate and move away from college, but in the mean time they sit with the tech crew at lunch. you go little Bat Plant!

7. Dancing Plants

total band kids. also called Semaphore Plants, bc they look like they’re trying to flag down a plane. nifty fuckers

in conclusion, three cheers for whiny, namby-pamby, scatterbrained plantlife

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so you’ll reblog THIS and my Non-Comprehensive List of Cursed Bird That Piss Me Off, but Whimsical Creatures Failing To Tempt Me Into The Ocean is where tumblr draws the line huh

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I am absolutely delighted to show you this orchid the ‘Naked Man’. It’s an orchid native to the Mediterranean and it looks like a lil dude with a tiny penis

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