[tahthetrickster]

just so we’re clear if you’ve never actually seen a cybertruck in person and have only seen photos of them i cannot stress enough how much worse they look in real life. like i honestly don’t know how it’s possible. most things look basically the same in pictures and in real life. but as stupid and ugly as cybertrucks look in photos, every person i’ve spoken to who has seen one in real life agrees that they somehow look even worse in person. and i know you’re thinking to yourself “tah they already look so bad in photos, how can they possibly look even worse in person?” I DONT KNOW. the first time i saw one on the road i was on a phone call and i literally cut myself off in the middle of a sentence just to be like “oh my GOD.” just an incredibly, laughably, unbelievably bad vehicle. i’ve never experienced anything like it. they’re just so bad

[twilighttether]

I laughed for like 5 mins straight the first time I saw one

[dragongirlafro]

ok i know i'm one to talk but genuinely if you think 👍 or ❤️ is "passive aggressive" you might be spending a bit too much time on your phone jeez louise

[dragongirltitties]

who thinks 👍 is passive aggressive i read it as an old timey mobster going "on it boss"

[mollyjames]

Whenever I use thumbs up I'm sticking my hand out from under a pile of rubble, too exhausted to speak, but signalling I'm okay

[illiterate-oscillating-rat]

I want a plugin for Microsoft Teams that shows all the thumbs up as middle fingers.

[twilighttether]

I usually use the salute 🫡 instead cause it feels less sarcastic

[torchwood-99]

Holy Fucking Shit

This comment on reddit has blown my mind a little bit, seriously.

Feyre, Elain, Nesta (golden child/scapegoat) : r/acotar

Basically, it points out that when Nesta was dealing with her trauma, everyone's solution was basically to do to her what was done to them.

Morrigan said to throw her out and leave her vulnerable to attack and abuse, just like Morrigan was.

Amren suggested locking Nesta in a dungeon, just as Amren was.

Cassian belittled her and made her feel small, just like Cassian was for being a bastard.

Rhys dangled her as a bait and pimped her out to Eris, just he like had to do to himself UTM with Amarantha.

Elain supported locking Nesta up in the House of Wind, just as Elain was after being Made.

Feyre was also locked up by Tamlin and did the same thing to Nesta.

It's like they've identified a "problem" in their little court, one in need of a "solution", and took advantage of that to get pay back for what they went through by doing it all to Nesta, who ugly and visible in her trauma, and is refusing to play happy families with the rest of them.

(I could theorise why Azriel isn't actively involved in doing this to Nesta, more passively allowing it, seeing as he went through extreme physical abuse from his family, and while I would like to assign benign motives, the fact is that as the court of torturer, if he wanted to take his trauma out on others, then he has plenty of opportunities to do so.)

[the-muppet-joker]

Tump dies tonight while giving his speech in the hot hot sun. Like to charge, reblog to cast

[queerpeers]

yeah im “transitioning” *dissolves into tiny pieces as i click to the next slide*

[queerpeers]

[xuxii-bunny]

Is there a transfem version?!?

[queerpeers]

ask and ye shall receive

[roseycanvas]

Nonbinary version?

[queerpeers]

enjoy 💛🤍💜🖤

[queerpeers]

like status: sick 😎

[british-catgirl]

happy pride month I fucking love powerpoint slide transitions and gender transitions

[thepittmemes]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[roachpatrol]

i enjoy that every single human’s reaction to penguin is unrestrained delight

[ayellowbirds]

And penguins lack large terrestrial predators, so their reaction to humans tends to be, “HELLO STRANGE GIANT PENGUINS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? DO YOU HAVE ANY FISH?”

[it-is-bugs]

I will reblog this on my deathbed.

[huggableotter-deactivated202010]

Please let him science 🐧

[mrshamill]

i think at least half of the million reblabs on this are from me

[ekjohnston]

There is an international treaty that says we’re supposed to stay 6m away from penguins, and it’s really difficult because no one told the penguins, and they all desperately want to wander up and say hi.

[writingdose]

insane to me how, to some people, this is not a common sense

[scarlct-vvitch]

i honestly dont get why people stopped reblogging things they like on here bc like what are you afraid of??? people thinking youre cringey?? guess what bitch! youre on tumblr! it's all cringey! reblog everything you like and do it shamelessly no one fuckin cares

[wizardposting666]

[vibinwitch]

Bc I know some of y'all are about to have a fit in the notes

[jj-exe]

☆ Off To A Dream Island Once More ☆

♡ Artists need to eat too- Please reblog for exposure ♡

YouTube -X/Twitter - EBay/Art Store

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[thisfeebleheart]

patient needs neck kisses to survive

[charl0ttan]

long distance friends pets feel like celebrities because you can only be parasocial with them

[charl0ttan]

you dont truly know how their fur pets. you will never know them like that

[charl0ttan]

furthermore they have no clue you even exist

[twilighttether]

I get to meet my long distancd friend's cat in a few months and im so fucking excited.

[ashcremated]

shhhh theyre sleeby 🤏🤏

[haughtyraban]

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

[ohlivish]

hey did ya'll know that ed sheeran is working on a series of 6 albums named after media player buttons and the first one released last year and the last one is to be released posthumously on the day that he dies

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]

That doesn't sound right but I don't know enough about Ed Sheeran to prove otherwise

[knifefarty]

…huh

[twilighttether]

Only 6? I kinda fuck with his music

[spookybokchoy]

“Hey, wanna go to the mall today?”

a personal challenge to see how many characters/references I could fit into one picture, could definitely still do more!

Edit-For everyone asking how long it took, 2 weeks of planning and a little less than month to draw/edit (I work fast)

[raccoonmilf]

A few years ago I drew stickers for dolly parton’s theme park and apparently they got pulled from the park because people kept defacing the rides with them 😭😭😭😭

[twilighttether]

How many side quests have you gone on? I feel like we always learn about a new one.

Furthermore. I think you could make up almost anything, Tumblr fake story style and people would believe it.